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Old 04-13-2005, 06:31 AM   #4721
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:02 AM   #4722
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:41 AM   #4723
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:00 AM   #4724
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Frodo- (offstage) It sure was nice for uncle Bilbo to invite us over for tea and cookies!
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:18 AM   #4725
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Bilbo: That dratted wizard. First he sends thirteen dwarves to take my ale, then he gets Frodo to take my ring, and then he lets the Sackville clan take my hobbit hole... but I'm NOT letting him take my CAKES!!
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:52 AM   #4726
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:43 AM   #4727
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Old 04-13-2005, 12:01 PM   #4728
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Pipe Rivendell?

But Frodo quickly drew back the Ring. To his distress and amazement he found that he was no longer looking at Bilbo; a shadow seemed to have fallen between them, and through it he found himself eyeing a stern, wrinkled creature with a hungry face, holding a large sponge cake.
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Old 04-13-2005, 12:28 PM   #4729
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It occurred to Bilbo that this 'Khamul' figure was not actually too interested in afternoon tea.
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Old 04-13-2005, 03:31 PM   #4730
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The annual Hobbiton village fete always included a much anticipated event: the cake competition. Bilbo's chief rival was Otho Sackville Baggins, who had won first prize for the past four years. "But not this year..." thought Bilbo, as he swapped Otho's delicious apple pie for a cat food fritter.
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Old 04-13-2005, 04:44 PM   #4731
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:38 PM   #4732
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:06 PM   #4733
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Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.

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No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs.
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Old 04-14-2005, 06:07 AM   #4734
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1420! [This goes before Eomer's cap]

Bilbo: Maybe I can distract that black chap with cake . . .
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Old 04-14-2005, 06:50 AM   #4735
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"Some custard would be grand with this apple pie. But there won't be any custard for sale in the Shire for weeks. That confounded Lalwende bought it all to use in her nefarious custard-walking experiments."
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:55 AM   #4736
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Hiding in the cupboard gave Bilbo the chance ot cheat on his cholesterol lowering diet...
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:39 PM   #4737
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Silmaril Think it would work, Bilbo?

Bilbo prepares his ultimate defense against the Nazgul's Black Breath: the good ol' pie-in-the-face.
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:50 PM   #4738
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Lobelia went on a rampage with her umbrella when she realized that she was babbling at a wax work.
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Old 04-15-2005, 07:06 AM   #4739
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Bilbo is on the look-out for the neighbor's dog...gonna try the "stale muffin projectile" approach to make sure it doesn't do-do in his yard again.
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Old 04-15-2005, 08:24 AM   #4740
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Old 04-15-2005, 09:14 AM   #4741
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:06 AM   #4742
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Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:19 AM   #4743
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Maeggaladiel, is this after they tried it at Orthank a couple of Pictures ago?
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:39 AM   #4744
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:52 AM   #4745
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White Tree

Thus arose the timeless joke "how many Orcs does it take to change a beacon?"
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:14 AM   #4746
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Mordor always had a really good parade.
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:35 PM   #4747
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Boromir: I think we'd better cancel the rest of the night and call out the knights, the mosh pit is getting out of hand."
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Old 04-15-2005, 01:13 PM   #4748
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Old 04-15-2005, 01:51 PM   #4749
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Gothmog curses at the armies switch to digital, "Now I look even more lumpy than before!"
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Old 04-15-2005, 04:51 PM   #4750
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Old 04-15-2005, 06:11 PM   #4751
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Things went from bad to worse in Gondor when the orcs were informed of Denethor's proposed privatization of Middle Earthian Security accounts.

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Old 04-15-2005, 06:44 PM   #4752
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It was not too long before Denethor began to regret his decision to award the contract for Minas Tirith's exterior lighting to Gothmog & Co.
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Old 04-15-2005, 06:44 PM   #4753
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Pippin: I'm sure the army from Mordor can't be that big...

Gandalf: Why don't you look again.

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Pippin: It's taking forever.

Gandalf: That is because Mordor is run on a 56k Modem.

Pippin: Stupid dial-up...

OR>>>

Merry: That's a very nice drawing Pip.

Pippin: Thanks, that Palatire has been great inspiration for my art lately.
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Old 04-15-2005, 07:08 PM   #4754
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Unknown to attacking Mordor, Minas Tirith has just installed a new deflecter shield. The orcs will soon be taking back their own.
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Old 04-15-2005, 07:40 PM   #4756
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Orcs give a whole new meaning to "storming the castle".
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Old 04-15-2005, 07:42 PM   #4757
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:32 PM   #4759
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Old 04-16-2005, 09:32 AM   #4760
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