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Old 11-26-2018, 05:35 PM   #14161
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Old 12-19-2018, 09:17 AM   #14162
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Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!
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Old 04-13-2019, 08:35 PM   #14163
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- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?

- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue.

- But why blue?

- I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.
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Old 09-06-2019, 12:36 AM   #14164
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Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."

Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:
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Old 09-20-2019, 07:05 AM   #14165
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:17 PM   #14166
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- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?
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Old 11-07-2019, 02:49 AM   #14167
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Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.
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Old 12-19-2019, 05:03 PM   #14168
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Alright, we know that one of you is the culprit who ate all the cake.
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Old 12-26-2019, 10:51 AM   #14169
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Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet?
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Old 01-07-2020, 03:16 PM   #14170
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Is this allowed?

Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously using the same cast.
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Old 03-23-2020, 02:38 PM   #14171
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Scene from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship"
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:05 PM   #14172
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Old 12-19-2020, 04:22 PM   #14173
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Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.
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Old 12-20-2020, 09:05 PM   #14174
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Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.
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Old 12-21-2020, 02:51 PM   #14175
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Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo!
You figured out my inspiration for the joke!
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Old 04-09-2021, 01:47 AM   #14176
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Elrond started to doubt his own judgment, when he for the thousand time had to scold the Fellowship for turning on all the torches in broad daylight.
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Old 04-09-2021, 05:30 PM   #14177
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Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."

The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**
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Old 04-10-2021, 08:24 PM   #14178
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At roll call Gimli managed to cover-up the absence of the rest of the fellowship, by the strategic placement of cardboard cut-outs and Elrond seemed none the wiser.
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Old 04-10-2021, 09:42 PM   #14179
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The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**
Yes, Elrond, we are staging a protest to demand the right for second breakfast. And if you refuse to comply, we will start operating under a new slogan: "Gondor needs no pants".
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Old 04-11-2021, 03:14 PM   #14180
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"Listen guys you have been loitering here since 2019, don't you have a mountain to catch?"




Gandalf was tempted by the Ring, but in the end his germaphobia ensured that he would never claim it for his own.
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Old 04-11-2021, 04:40 PM   #14181
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Old 04-11-2021, 04:44 PM   #14182
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Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out immediately before him, Gandalf still couldn't take his eyes off the hobbit's prodigious feet.

Frodo: "Hey! Gandalf! My eyes are up here!"
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Old 04-14-2021, 01:34 AM   #14183
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The hypnosis content was heading towards a stalemate after one and half hours of Frodo just repeating "you are sleepy... so very sleeepy..." and Gandalf repeating "follow my fingers' movement..."
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Old 07-04-2021, 11:38 AM   #14184
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