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04-02-2005, 12:23 PM | #41 |
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Fortunately, the Ringwraiths arrived right on cue, so there was no chance of the hare (Elmerf?) getting lost.
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04-02-2005, 12:29 PM | #42 |
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Unfortunately, Eyowin came and killed the witch-king and so all the Ring-wraths were distracted by her.
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04-02-2005, 12:37 PM | #43 |
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Fortunately, Gimli felt the hare land on his head so, despite the little beast being invisible, the Ring's whereabouts were known.
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04-02-2005, 12:41 PM | #44 |
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Unfortunately, the hare landed with force on Gimli's hands and broke them, so he could not catch the ring bearing hare.
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04-02-2005, 01:44 PM | #45 |
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Fortunately Legolas' hare made a beeline for Legolas.
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04-02-2005, 01:57 PM | #46 |
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Unfortunately, Legolas was feeling unwell and fell on top of the hare, thus trapping the ring underneath him.
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04-02-2005, 01:59 PM | #47 |
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Fortunately Legolas was a lightweight and the hare wasn't squashed...
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04-02-2005, 02:02 PM | #48 |
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Unfortunately, the hare was so surprised that he dropped the Ring down an inconviently placed prairie dog tunnel.
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04-02-2005, 02:05 PM | #49 |
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Fortunately Gimli was stunned enough to let his axe be used as a spade..
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04-02-2005, 03:38 PM | #50 |
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Unfortunately, Gimli was unaware the hare was actually the vicious rabbit from Monty Python and it went rampage on his dwarf behind.
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04-02-2005, 08:28 PM | #51 |
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Fortunately, Gimli remembered to wear mithril underwear...
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04-03-2005, 10:46 AM | #52 |
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Unfortunately even mithril undies do not give complete protection from crush injuries....
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04-03-2005, 11:14 AM | #53 |
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Fortunately, a small mole popped out of the hole with the ring on top of his head.
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04-03-2005, 11:43 AM | #54 |
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Unfortunately for the mole, Gimli's axe (still being used as a spade) was coming down fast.
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04-03-2005, 12:51 PM | #55 |
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Fortunately, no craft that we here possess can destroy the One Ring, so it was left untainted by the axe (although it was curtains for that poor unsuspecting mole).
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04-03-2005, 01:01 PM | #56 |
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Unfortunately, Gollum, who had been standing by, saw the Ring first, darted in, slipped on the Ring, and made his getaway.
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04-03-2005, 01:05 PM | #57 |
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Fortunately, the Ringwraiths agreed to help the good guys get the Ring back in exchange for some cake. So the hunt for Gollum was on.
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04-03-2005, 01:14 PM | #58 |
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Unfortunately while all this had been going on Merry and Pippin had been quietly scoffing all the cake
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04-03-2005, 01:17 PM | #59 |
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Fortunately, Merry and Pippin got stoned on pipe weed and couldn't see the cakes properly.
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04-03-2005, 03:47 PM | #60 |
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Unfortunately there were only 8 cakes left but there were 9 ring-wraiths - what to do?
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04-03-2005, 03:57 PM | #61 |
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Fortunately one of the ringwraiths was on a diet.
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04-03-2005, 04:00 PM | #62 |
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Unfortunately, the Ring Wraiths realize they have been gypped because they can't eat anyway.
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04-03-2005, 08:07 PM | #63 |
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Fortunately for the good guys, the wraiths had already handed over the Ring.
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04-03-2005, 10:18 PM | #64 |
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Unfortunately, Sauron was too busy thinking what to do with the ring and never invented copyright laws, thus to save themselves the ringwraiths always carried extras...
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04-04-2005, 06:42 PM | #65 |
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Fortunately Gimli injected each fell beast with a tranquilizer dart and the ringwraiths couldn't get away.
P.S. These threads are ment to go on for...ever, however, if one would like a scenario change by all means go ahead. I just don't want multiple threads going at one time.
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04-04-2005, 07:14 PM | #66 |
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Unfortunately Gimli wouldn't give up the true One Ring.
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04-04-2005, 07:42 PM | #67 |
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Fortunately, a cow randomly fell on Gimli's head and squished him.
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04-04-2005, 08:43 PM | #68 |
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Joining in, since I've read the book "Fortunately" to grades 1-4 in a library,
and it's universally liked. Unfortunately, the ring flew into the air and landed on one of the cow's horns, causing the cow and ring to vanish from sight.
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04-04-2005, 08:48 PM | #69 |
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Fortunately the cow left hoof prints thus showing Legolas where to shoot.
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04-04-2005, 09:15 PM | #70 |
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Unfortunately, Legolas has (*gasp*) run out of arrows.
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Unfortunately, a hungry Great Eagle was flying by and as the
unfortunate bovine reappeared scooped the cow into the air.
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04-05-2005, 10:04 AM | #73 |
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Unfortunate for the cow indeed...
...fortunately, though, the Eagle was not at all interested in the One Ring. It went off to munch on the cow, leaving the Ring hanging precariously over The Two Towers movie's famous Aragorn cliff.
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04-05-2005, 11:34 AM | #74 |
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Unfortunately at that exact moment a heavy wind brought from the Caradhras by infamous spells started blowing.
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04-05-2005, 11:51 AM | #75 |
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Fortunately the Ring was extremely heavy and the wind didn't affect it.
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04-05-2005, 12:09 PM | #77 |
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Unfortunately landslips do..
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04-05-2005, 12:45 PM | #79 |
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Unfortunately, the swordfish died since it could only live in salt water.
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04-05-2005, 12:48 PM | #80 |
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Fortunately (for Gollum) the ringwraiths were unhappy about their fell beasts being tranquilized and moved in for the attack on Aragorn and co. Leaving Gollum the perfect oppurtunity to jump in the lake after the ring.
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