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Old 01-26-2003, 03:09 AM   #921
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Old 01-26-2003, 11:02 AM   #922
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Old 01-26-2003, 04:59 PM   #923
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Old 01-26-2003, 05:02 PM   #924
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Smeagol: Hey hey! Deagol! Hey! Can you lick your teeth like this? Hey, can you? can you?
Deagol: Smeagol. Shut up, I'm trying to fish.
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Old 01-26-2003, 05:12 PM   #925
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Smeagal: Did you notice our boat looks like a bathtub wrapped in a trash bag?

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Old 01-26-2003, 06:27 PM   #926
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Smeagol: I bet i can hold my tongue like this longer than you
Deagol:Might as well....your going to kill me in a moment anyhow. (sigh)
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Old 01-27-2003, 12:19 AM   #927
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Old 01-27-2003, 01:47 AM   #928
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Deagol:
"Uh...Smeagol? You're really starting to creep me out man. And for goodness sake STOP calling me precious when you lick your lips!!!"
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:30 PM   #929
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Smeagol:hey look what i can do!
Deagol:Smeagol for the last time stop it! I'm trying to catch a fish!
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:35 PM   #930
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(HAY! Where do you get those Smeagal and Deagal pics from?)

Smeagal: Can't....... reach....... nose......... Must........ reach.....nose.....! Deagal...... will....... make........ fun........ if ......... I........ don't......... touch........ nose......... with........ tongue!
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:05 PM   #931
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Here another one of my Photoshops. Sorry for the poor quality, still experimenting.

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Old 01-27-2003, 04:08 PM   #932
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Gandalf: You've asked me to hold this flag, why?
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:13 PM   #933
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Gandalf: Fool of a Took!!! Now you've done it! Because of you I have to carry around this flag instead of my staff! Pippin: Well it does look very err....stylish Gandalf:really? Does it now? hmm...
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:25 PM   #934
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I got the Inch-Me and Pinch-Me in a boat pic from a link Elendur provided in this thread.

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Gandalf: "Warren Sapp is an Orc."
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Old 01-27-2003, 07:16 PM   #935
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Gandalf: The will of Sauron is forcing me to hold this flag, I am not a Tampa Bay fan at all, I am really an Oakland fan.
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Old 01-28-2003, 03:58 PM   #936
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Gandalf: "Frodo - you must throw this flag in the Cracks of Doom before halftime or all is lost!"
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Old 01-28-2003, 10:01 PM   #937
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So, how many Hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old 01-29-2003, 11:56 AM   #938
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Frodo: Maybe I should come down into the basement more often...
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Old 01-29-2003, 12:18 PM   #939
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Hah! At last, I caught that annoying firefly. *Next shot would be opening hand to look at it* Tinkerbell?!
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Old 01-29-2003, 01:57 PM   #940
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Okay my turn:

Historician:This it what it about looked like when cave men discovered the fire.

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Old 01-29-2003, 02:41 PM   #941
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Sting: Hmmm, why is none of that light reflecting on me? Am I too covered in blood?

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Old 01-29-2003, 03:46 PM   #942
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Frodo to himself:Maybe if I just stick it up there.....don't explode....don't explode
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Frodo: Ahh, yes. Giant spider, slight problem here, err... Hello? My name is Frodo, pleased to meet you...
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Old 01-29-2003, 05:55 PM   #944
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Sam: Er..Mr. Frodo?

Frodo: Yes Sam?

Sam: I guess this isn't the best time to tell you that I have a severe case of arachnaphobia.

Frodo: Great. Just great.
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Old 01-29-2003, 08:30 PM   #945
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~this is gonna be lame...but you have been warned~

*strange noise*

SAM:WOAH! What is that SMELL?
FRODO:umm, well, err, ehh, SO...what do you think were gonna have for lunch?
SAM: FRODO! I thought I told you not to eat any more of the Lembas Burritos!
~yeah, lame. Im funny when im random...but i cant be funny on command...~ [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-29-2003, 08:44 PM   #946
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Sam and Frodo are walking up in the mountians with Smeagol...Suddenly, Sam spots a redish/pink box in some grass growning by the side of the path. Sam picks up the box. He sees the words "trixs" on the side of it. He looks strangely at it...then he decieds that he was going to eat it. SUDDENLY, Smeagol looks over at him and says "Silly Hobbitsy, Trix are for kids!"
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Old 01-29-2003, 08:56 PM   #947
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Frodo (In the basement of Bag End): What did Bilbo store down here?
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Old 01-30-2003, 01:34 AM   #948
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Frodo: Sam...a little more light...we'll find that Ring eventually...

Sam: **muttering to himself** Why did he have to drop it in here of all places?
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Frodo in his best Jimmy Cliff voice:

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone all the dark clouds that made me blind
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day
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Frodo(chanting in a sort of singing voice):I'm a little school girl , I'm a little school girl
Sam(somewhere nearby):He's finally cracked, knew i never should have easedropped.(sigh)
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What's wrong with this picture. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 01-30-2003, 09:58 PM   #952
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I don't know... what's wrong with it?
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Old 01-31-2003, 02:16 AM   #953
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Frodo: Sam.
Sam: ...

Frodo: SAM!
Sam: What? Leave me alone!

Frodo: Haven't you read the script?
Sam: Why???

Frodo: You're supposed to walk behind me ALL THE TIME!
Sam: But can't I just once...
Frodo: SAM!!!!

Sam: Ok, ok... *as he waits for Frodo to overtake him, he mutters something like "stupid P.j."*
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Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening?
Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths!
Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round!
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat.
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb.
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Sam: *thought to himself* Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have drunk that water over there...
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Old 01-31-2003, 10:02 AM   #956
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A recess scene at Durgbu Dashu School for Young Uruks. The teacher is the one who looks like her head is spoiled.
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The raggy, dirty, helmeted-ones are sheep in orcs' clothing, and they're being shepherded by the head-spoiled one who is actually an, albeit pensive, collie.
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Here I go again,

Girl: Is this the line to the post office.
Uruk-Hai: We are at war with Elves and Human's.
Girl: That must mean post office. Ill just get to the back of the line then.

*The girl walks to the back and hear's several times the word "retard"*

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Old 01-31-2003, 01:42 PM   #960
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Girl: Hmmm. A little chewy, and a tad to much mustard, but when it comes to it, these Uruk-Hai sandwiches arn't half bad!
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