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I'm going to greath lengths to avoid writing my thesis.
The latest result of my procrastination is this test (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/2919/) .
It's for entertainment purposes only, I'm not making any money off of it, blah blah blah.
Hope you like.
P.S. The idea of the test is not to end up with someone you might expect to end up with. So if you hate who you end up with... that's probably the point.
Tigerlily Gamgee
10-20-2005, 04:12 PM
Hah, it says I'm an Eowyn Enthusiest. Duh! Haha... I only built a website devoted to that character. But, is this also implying that I'm in to women? Hmmm... perhaps it's trying to tell me something I don't... hehe.
I wasn't expecting that at all. Yay Eowyn.
The results are supposed to be gender-neutral.
Lalaith
10-20-2005, 04:34 PM
hehe. I got Legolas.
Anyway, many thanks for another fabby quiz, Mlle. Lush.
Hmm I got Eowyn too. I wasn't expecting that with some of the answers I put.
Glirdan
10-20-2005, 08:24 PM
Oh no!!! I got HER!!! AMybody but her!!! NOOOOO!!!! Why Arwen!?!? The Glorfindel knocker outer and horse stealer!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! :eek: :(
malkatoj
10-20-2005, 08:32 PM
I got Gandalf.
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever.
Well not *that* much older. Or grouchy. But strangely enough, it almost fits...it's both cool and depressing at the same time.
Valesse
10-20-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm apparently in competition for Arwen!
Oh my... I hope this is book-Arwen not movie-Arwen, lest there could be some problems (and I might have to turn her in for horse-napping) :O!
Firefoot
10-20-2005, 08:49 PM
I'll be the first person to claim an Aragorn result...You're a totally intense individual. You like patient, thoughtful, committed people who can step to the challenge when needed.
Prissy people that take regular showers and enjoy all other frivolous nonsense don't really appeal to you. I also ADORE my ARAGORN and am supposed to stay away from metrosexuals... okay.
Glirdan
10-20-2005, 09:42 PM
I'm apparently in competition for Arwen!
You want her? Take her!! Besides, I'm already taken!! :cool: ;)
Good idea with turning her in. I'm going to do it again and see wat I get....
Well, I did it and got Aragorn. Even though I'm not gay, he's better then Arwen, the stupid horse stealing prissy. Unless it's the book Arwen. But even then, she's still not for me. Oh well, tat's wat u get for being me....
Man I'm gald these are gender-neutral.
Alcarillo
10-20-2005, 09:46 PM
I am apparently a Gandalf Geisha. :eek:
I'm glad these are supposed to be gender-neutral.
the phantom
10-21-2005, 12:27 AM
I got Arwen. It said-
Let's face it, you like your lover on a pedestal. Hey, that's not a bad thing. A pedestal is better than a pit.
You are most comfortable around individuals who are subtle.
You're no commitment phobe and you expect the same amount of devotion from the object of your affection. Sometimes, you're a little bit too demanding, though.
Take it easy, soldier.
I don't know if it was supposed to be, but that little summary was rather accurate in my case.
Anguirel
10-21-2005, 01:00 AM
the phantom-we seem to have plenty in common!
It's so true, too...
Rune Son of Bjarne
10-21-2005, 04:24 AM
Great just great.
I Thought I could take it, what ever the result might be, but I was wrong!(So wrong)
If there ever was one thing about the downs that iritatet me, then It would be the fact that allmost every body has some sort of undieing love for Eowyn. In fact one of my finest moments in hear was when she got votet of the surviver island!
Apperently I have too rethink this whole Eowyn thing as I am a EOWYN ENTHUSIAST! :eek:
The Saucepan Man
10-21-2005, 06:26 AM
The Saucepan Man ROCKS for ROSIE!
:D
She don't need to be rich to be your girl. She don't need to be cool to rock your world.
You like fun, down-to-earth people who are not averse to the occasional pint and a spin around the dance-floor. You want to share your life with someone who is sweet and devoted and totally into the simple joys of domestic bliss.
Eat, drink, and be married, already.That is startlingly accurate. :eek:
Although it would be doing Mrs Saucepan a disservice to suggest that she is solely into the simple joys of domestic bliss.
Just remember that birth control is not the enemy.Quite so. Unlike Sam and Rosie, we have most definately drawn the line at two. :rolleyes:
Lhunardawen
10-21-2005, 06:37 AM
I got the same result as Sauce, but I don't think it fits me at all.
*retakes quiz* :D
wilwarin538
10-21-2005, 08:03 AM
wilwarin538 ROCKS for ROSIE!
Oh my. *follows Lhuna to try again*
This is more like it.
I ADORE my ARAGORN!
Kitanna
10-21-2005, 08:09 AM
I ADORE my ARAGORN
You're a totally intense individual. You like patient, thoughtful, committed people who can step to the challenge when needed.
Prissy people that take regular showers and enjoy all other frivolous nonsense don't really appeal to you.
STAY AWAY FROM METROSEXUALS.
Fun times, fun times.
Very nice Lush, very nice indeed.
radagastly
10-21-2005, 08:09 AM
Tried it twice and ended up with Rosie both times! Pretty cool, and eerily accurate.
Lalaith
10-21-2005, 08:15 AM
My goodness, am I the only one here who, (according to Lush's quiz at least) "likes a show-off"?
mormegil
10-21-2005, 08:43 AM
Apparently I'm a Rosie fan as well as SpM and Lhuna :)
Gurthang
10-21-2005, 08:58 AM
You cannot be serious... Galadriel?! :eek: *faints from embarassment*
I don't like this thing... It says I'm gonna have to buy a lot of extravagant gifts. And I apparently like gorgeous hair. Hmm...
Rimbaud
10-21-2005, 09:28 AM
For Lush, I say. I plunge.
Me. Rimbaud. Legolas.
Que?
Cailín
10-21-2005, 10:32 AM
My goodness, am I the only one here who, (according to Lush's quiz at least) "likes a show-off"?
Don't worry Lalaith... I also got stuck with pretty-boy/elf.
And somewhere, I have to admit the description at least kinda fits. :o
Formendacil
10-21-2005, 11:32 AM
the phantom-we seem to have plenty in common!
It's so true, too...
The very scary thing is that I got the same answer- and if I was in the market for girls that would be the perfect description...
Hmm... Maybe Lhuna's right... maybe we ARE twins...
Legolas is definitely the option that fits me best, so never fear.
Gwyn ap Nudd
10-21-2005, 12:34 PM
She don't need to be rich to be your girl. She don't need to be cool to rock your world.
You like fun, down-to-earth people who are not averse to the occasional pint and a spin around the dance-floor. You want to share your life with someone who is sweet and devoted and totally into the simple joys of domestic bliss.
Eat, drink, and be married, already.
Just remember that birth control is not the enemy.
Here's to my darlin' Rosie, with ribbons in her hair . . . ;)
Lord Melkor
10-21-2005, 04:43 PM
'Let's face it, you like your lover on a pedestal. Hey, that's not a bad thing. A pedestal is better than a pit.
You are most comfortable around individuals who are subtle.
You're no commitment phobe and you expect the same amount of devotion from the object of your affection. Sometimes, you're a little bit too demanding, though.
Take it easy, soldier.'
Arwen for me too.
As long as it is Book Arwen I'm not complaining, that cute little Luthien look-a-like. Why, I have fond memories of her distant ancestor when she came to Angband, the saucy little mink! :smokin: ......What do you mean, 'that's not how things went'? Tsssk, you shouldn't believe everything those Elven scribes write down. ;)
Morsul the Dark
10-22-2005, 10:34 AM
Eowyn?hmmm...thats all wrong i couldnt get like arwen or even if i got a guy itd be better...well i got eowyn thats close to a guy i guess...lol no im kidding i just didn't expect to see her show turn a vulnerability....is that like opposite of eowyn? :D
Eomer of the Rohirrim
10-24-2005, 06:42 AM
Arwen and her consequent description of myself.
You seem to know an awful lot about us Lush. ;)
Thinlómien
10-24-2005, 07:53 AM
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever. Oh, no, I'm a Gandalf Geisha. I will never tell my friends, or they'll die laughing :p Seriously, a bit strange for me, but some parts fit...
Great test, Lush... :)
Holbytlass
10-25-2005, 03:08 PM
I'm a Gandalf Geisha, too. Well, the only thing "right" thing is that Mr. Holby is 8 years older than I am!
Meela
10-25-2005, 07:41 PM
Since when have I had a thing for Arwen? I take it Denethor wasn't on the list of options...
The Only Real Estel
10-25-2005, 08:52 PM
Apparently I'm into Rosie & should remember that birth control is not my enemy...
Feanor of the Peredhil
10-25-2005, 09:27 PM
Well now, what a fantastic thread to stumble upon while searching for procrastination help...
First I was told that I was into Aragorn, which is true up 'til the showering part. See, I like my boys clean and smelling nice. There is just nothing in the world like that soapy, fabric softenery, itty bitty bit of cologne scent of a good clean boy....
:D
So I re-took it. And got something that I already knew about myself...
You like cute emo-kids, preferably ones with a wounded look in their gorgeous eyes.
Underneath your desire to comfort them, however, lies your own desire to be comforted.
You'll make gorgeous babies together, but if they need Zoloft starting at age 5, don't look at me!
Ah, so I'm after the gorgeous guys that aren't afraid to show emotion... Lushie, darling, you've got me pinned. ;)
Lhunardawen
10-26-2005, 02:05 AM
Hmm... Maybe Lhuna's right... maybe we ARE twins... Reality creeping up on you, eh? ;)
Mithalwen
10-26-2005, 01:23 PM
Bit worried that I am quite so happy have landed Galadriel after all the unclean beardie-weirdies :eek:
Fordim Hedgethistle
10-26-2005, 02:10 PM
Get back to work on your thesis.
(Neat quiz by the way.)
Boromir88
10-26-2005, 07:58 PM
Looks like Sauce and I have more things in common then we like to admit...got Rosie too.
Thesis is being worked on. Am hunting down my advisor hoping to thump him over the head with a giant tome of Tristram Shandy and bring him out of his complacent stupor.
Glad everyone is enjoying themselves, despite the Arwen-related disasters (perhaps someone shall trace the fall of our civilization to her one day).
Gil-Galad
10-27-2005, 09:20 PM
apperantly i got Arwen...
THE Ka
10-27-2005, 09:57 PM
"You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life."
Not exactly the dandy i'm looking for, but close. Someone like Des Esseintes, or maybe a Robert Ross (the canadian from Wilde's circle, not that movie star...sheesh) would be comfortable.
But, alas, i'm afraid a Gandalf Geisha was in order on this quiz... Hmm, I think he would bore me too much. Something along the lines of too much talk on too much of the same thing. Similar interests are not always the best thing... I like inviting an enemy to lunch, it's quite fun.
~ Aesthete
Orominuialwen
11-20-2005, 11:54 PM
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever.
You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life.
Just make sure you don't get suckered into brushing that crazy hair all day long. Oh, and that whole Grey/White split personality thing can't quite be solved with detergent.
You're a GANDALF GEISHA!
:eek: :eek:
Although once when I was making a list of the male literary characters I'm most fond of, I did realize that three out of the five were 13-18 years older than their wives! :eek:
Maeggaladiel
11-26-2005, 11:58 PM
Apparently, "I ADORE my ARAGORN!" I ain't complaining! (Even though it said that I should avoid men who shower all the time. :eek: )
Very fun quiz, Lush! I could waste countless hours with this thing. :D
Lalwendë
11-27-2005, 02:04 PM
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever.
You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life.
Just make sure you don't get suckered into brushing that crazy hair all day long. Oh, and that whole Grey/White split personality thing can't quite be solved with detergent.
I got Gandalf too. Uncanny description that. Someone's going to have to get a new nickname... ;)
Lhunardawen
11-28-2005, 04:05 AM
Gandavem? :D
:rolleyes:
Nerindel
12-01-2005, 06:49 AM
You're a totally intense individual. You like patient, thoughtful, committed people who can step to the challenge when needed.
Too true :D and I ain't complaining at getting Aragorn either ;)
Nice quiz Lush
Roa_Aoife
12-06-2005, 10:22 AM
Hm, I adore Aragorn. Fits to a tee! Nice job, Lush.
Hilde Bracegirdle
12-06-2005, 07:58 PM
Another Aragorn affectionato! And here I avoided the obvious reference to good boots. Not complaining mind you, as long as he picks up his own socks! :D
Captain Grishnahk
12-15-2005, 08:24 AM
I got Rosie... why am i not surprised. Personally i like Eyown. ;)
Nilpaurion Felagund
01-12-2006, 09:03 PM
I got Frodo. Must be all those doom-related things I answered. This computer centre is just so gloomy . . .
Elu Ancalime
01-13-2006, 04:13 PM
Hmmm.............Luthien and I would work, since apparently were soooo beautiful :p
________
RDX (http://www.honda-wiki.org/wiki/Acura_RDX)
Sadly Luthien is not featured on the quiz, but a relative of hers is! ;)
Lhunardawen
06-06-2008, 04:06 AM
I used to Rock for Rosie (and I didn't really agree), but now I'm a Gandalf Geisha.
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever.
You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life.
Just make sure you don't get suckered into brushing that crazy hair all day long. Oh, and that whole Grey/White split personality thing can't quite be solved with detergent.
I think this is much more like it, except for the smoke thing. And I'm not worried about the hair-brushing - I have my own crazy hair to let him brush. :D
(Sorry, I can't help pulling an HI on this thread. That's a really neat quiz Lushie made.)
Nilpaurion Felagund
06-06-2008, 04:25 AM
Apparently I'm GA-GA for GALADRIEL.
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Wait, she's my father's sister!
Meela
06-06-2008, 07:44 AM
First Arwen, now Galadriel. Where's my rugged, handsome, manly rogue?
Rune Son of Bjarne
06-06-2008, 08:42 AM
It has been really fun reading through this thread again and re-living the frustrations of old.
I had happily forgotten about the "Everybody Loves Eowyn Movement" that one encountered constantly back then, maybe I should take the test again and get the rigt result.(Galadriel)
Diamond18
06-06-2008, 10:27 AM
Odd, I am quite sure I never took this test before, but I remember getting the result. I Rock for Rosie, apparently.
Morai
06-06-2008, 02:22 PM
Tough young things with secret heartache really light your fire.
Hm...apparently I'm into people like me. I've always liked Eowyn as a character anyway.
Eönwë
06-06-2008, 03:54 PM
I got Arwen for some reason... hmm...
Aganzir
06-06-2008, 04:42 PM
I got Aragorn. Don't really know how well the description fits, except for the first sentence which is too true: "You're a totally intense individual."
Honestly though I don't think I could stand Aragorn very long. I would find him boring and he would find me silly and annoying.
Thinlómien
06-06-2008, 06:07 PM
I'm still a Gandalf Geisha. I don't know what's wrong with me... :rolleyes: ;) I guess Aganzir is allowed to laugh at me, seeing that she's one of those friends I mentioned when posting on this thread waaaaay back in 2005: Oh, no, I'm a Gandalf Geisha. I will never tell my friends, or they'll die laughing :p Seriously, a bit strange for me, but some parts fit...
Oddwen
06-06-2008, 06:10 PM
I am also an Arwen Admirer - which is slightly odd, as my real name translated would be Arwen.
OMG
People still remember this quiz?! Ahh, the magic of the Internet.
I think I'll make another one this week. It won't be about dating, but it will be about... something. ;)
P.S. It's been over three years, and I just re-took the quiz, not really remembering which answers lead to which characters (I remember the general outline of how I did it, but not the details).
I still got Legolas. And you know, my man has always been a total show-off. Particularly with a guitar. So it fits, oddly enough.
Btw, I've noticed that I used the word "totally" a lot while making this quiz. I might stay away from that on latter quizzes, but I make no promises. "Totally" is totally my thing.
Nilpaurion Felagund
06-10-2008, 06:40 AM
Oooh, can't wait for that one. :D
TheGreatElvenWarrior
06-23-2008, 12:28 PM
I scored Rosie... But the only problem is, I happen to be the same gender...
Rikae
06-23-2008, 01:14 PM
I got Maglor. :eek:
Nah, not really - another Gandalf Geisha here. (And yet another reason to use this smiley! :smokin:)
Nogrod
06-23-2008, 05:03 PM
another Gandalf Geisha here. (And yet another reason to use this smiley! :smokin:)Likewise...
*Starts figuring oneself as a Geisha*
*Decides to perform a seppuku before others try to imagine it to the end*
:rolleyes:
Eönwë
06-24-2008, 05:51 AM
*Decides to perform a seppuku before others try to imagine it to the end*
No! what wpold happen to our poor Nogeisha then!
Snowdog
09-02-2025, 04:14 PM
A trip down memory lane reading the names in this thread that was started twenty years ago.
Edit: I realized I never took this quiz (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/2919/) so I checked to see if the 20 year old link worked. It did! I got...
You're a GANDALF GEISHA!
You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever. You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life. Just make sure you don't get suckered into brushing that crazy hair all day long. Oh, and that whole Grey/White split personality thing can't quite be solved with detergent.
:smokin:
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