Duel of Doom!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the hole in the space-time continuum that causes the plumber's tools to dissapear.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the carpenter who fixes the hole!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the carpenter's boss that fires him for using company tools on his own time.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: I am the gross negligence that leads to the boss being sued.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued!

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt.

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns.

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion.

[Alcarillo]

Saruman: I am the fact that the mob isn't immune to the concussion either.

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: I am the fact that the mob has bought off/intimidated/burned the house the Laws of Physics.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the intangibility of the Laws of Physics, meaning they are a concept which cannot be destroyed.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the Vala that makes the intangible tangible.

[Glirdan]

Saruman: I am Morgoth who destroys the Vala, thus making the tangible intangible once again.

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: I am a random Tolkien fan who endlessly berates Saruman for saying he's Morgoth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg Vs http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg

Who will win?

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http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg Saruman: I am the tree that falls upon the Tolkien fan.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the Ent that convinces the tree, which is actually a Huorn, to move.

[Meneltarmacil]

Saruman: I am the lightning bolt that strikes the Ent and lights him on fire.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg :I am the lightning conductor that diverts the bolt.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the conducter who can't conduct!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the audiences applause that makes the conductor - turned - conducter start conducting.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the fire that breaks out due to over clapping. Because, apparently, friction crates heat.

[Oddwen]

Gandy: I am a giant bucket of ice.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the sun that melts the bucket.

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: I am the night that chases the sun away from the bucket of ice.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the warm temperature of the air.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg :I am the freezer into which the bucket in placed.

[Oddwen]

Saruman: I am a small rodent of usual size that chews through the power cord of the freezer, which ultimately leads to its defrostion.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the electric shock that kills the rodent.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the special shoes he wears that prevent the rodent from being electrocuted

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the cobbler that refuses to make the special shoes.

[Celuien]

Saruman: I am the cobbler's biggest competitor, who makes the shoes just to spite the first cobbler.

[mark12_30]

Saruman: I am the crate of overripe peaches that immobilizes the cobbler.

Edit: cross-posted. So, since we're still talking about cobbler, I'll give the line to Gandalf...

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the village that hangs the cobblers due to some odd theory that they're helping werewolves eat the villagers.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the shoe shortage that follows!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the soles of everyone's feet that get a lot harder as a result, thereby protecting everyone from sharp rocks and whatnot.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the poison that passes unnoticed through their feet causing weird dancing and death.

[Oddwen]

Gandalf: I am the increased bites of the spider that causes St. Vitus's Dance due to lack of shoes, that acts as an antidote to the weird poison.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the hot sun that causes heat exhaustion in the dancers!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the parasol that blocks the heat of the sun.

[Kuruharan]

Saruman: I am the moths that ate the parasol.

[Meneltarmacil]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg: I am the bug zapper that kills the moths.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the short circuit that stops the zapper from working.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the electrician that fixes the short circuit.

[Meneltarmacil]

Saruman: I am the venomous snake that bites the electrician.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the antivenom that saves the electrician's life!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the doctors' incompetence that kills him.

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf: I am the defibulator that saves him

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the power outage that makes the defibulator useless.

[Eonwe]

Gandalf: I am really .... MORSUL THE DARK! who is turning the hand-crank geneator to supply the power to the dephibulator.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the sword that removes Morsul's arms. (Sorry).

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the arms shop where I buy new arms and a three meter long staff.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I have a 4 meter staff. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Witch King with a fiery sword that for some reason shatters your staff. Pfft. Can't get the Staff these days.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am Eowyn and Merry, who kill the Witch-King.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the pit that opens up in the ground beneath them.

[Celuien]

Saruman: I am the trampoline at the bottom of the pit which propels them back to the surface.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the holy fork that impales them from the sky!

[Morsul the Dark]

Saruman: I am the the magic A-one Sauce that Heals them

A-one Sauce(yeah it's that important.)

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the Mushroom who steals the A-one Sauce

[Celuien]

Saruman: I am the Hobbit who eats the mushroom.

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: I am the dragon that eats the Hobbit.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am an... er... uhm... a Dragon-Eating-Monster that eats the dragon!

[Oddwen]

Gandalf: I am Bard the Bowman who shoots the dragon-eating monster with his black arrow - since the dragon-eating monster is obviously a bigger dragon.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the dragon's poisonous blood that causes massive crop failures!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the volcanic ash that falls and makes the ground fertile once again.*


*This is actually true. If not for the Orcs and lack of sunlight, Mount Doom and the surrounding lands could have been green and tree filled.

[Morsul the Dark]

Saruman: I am the locus that eats the crops

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: I am the dragonfly that eats the locus.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the swatter that squashes the dragon fly.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: I am the hard exoskeleton of the dragonfly, saving it from the flimsy swatter.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the strength of the person that wields the swatter.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the muscle spasm that makes the wielder hit him or her self in the face.

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman: "I am the annoying dragonfly that was flying in the person's face just then, causing it to be smashed."

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the Flames of DOOM!, which consume the dragonfly.

[Morsul the Dark]

Saruman: I am Cold Miser who freezes the flame

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the heart attack that strike-eth him down.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the aspirin that prevents the heart attack.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the KGB poison that gives him a heart attack anyway!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the CIA agent that puts the antidote in with the poison.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the police officer who arrests the Cold Miser!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the MI-5 officer who discovers the Police officer’s corrupt background.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the SS officer that makes a false identity for the corrupt police officer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the mafia guy who gives the SS officer brick shoes and chucks him in a pond.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the Watcher in the Water who seizes and drowns the mafia guy!

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am a deadly contaminant that posions the Watcher's water.

[Oddwen]

Gandalf: I am the porous rock Boromir threw into the Watcher's water that absorbs the poison.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the gaping mouth that devours Boromir!

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: I am the enormous cork plugging the mouth.

[Volo]

Saruman: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth.

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: I am the supergiantautomaticpeanutneonwoodcutting bottle opener that opens the giant mouth...and accidently crushes all of the mouth's teeth...

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the English teacher that corrects you for using all these compressed words.

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf: I am the superintendant that fires the teacher

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: I'm the other SuperIntendant that gets a higher pay-raise then you

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Super Nintendo that distracts the Superintendent so he loses his job.

[doom_hammer]

Saruman: i am the water that breaks the super nintendo

[Gil-Galad]

gandalf: I am the Xbox 360 that replaces the Super Nintendo

[elronds_daughter]

Saruman: I am the gamer who beats every game ever made for the Xbox 360, rendering its power useless.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Banana peel on which the gamer slips

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the ambulance that takes the gamer to the hospital!

[doom_hammer]

gandalf:i am the drunk driver that crashes the ambulance

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the secondary ambulance that rescues the first one.

[doom_hammer]

gandalf: i am but the second drunk driver that rolls the second ambulance down the hill

[Volo]

Saruman: I am the maniac who steals drunk driver's socks. With no exception this time.

[doom_hammer]

gandalf: i am the socks that the maniac Worships

[Volo]

Saruman: Yes, the maniac is really happy now... :rolleyes:

[doom_hammer]

gandalf: i am the striaght jaket that holds the maniac

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg: I am the Walrus that eats the straight jacket (and says "coo coo ka choo" and all that good).

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: I am the turtle from "Finding Nemo" that attacks the walrus for stealing my line.

[doom_hammer]

Saruman: I am Nemo that attacks the turtle.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the credits, which show Nemo to be a fraud.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the fire that burns the credits!

[doom_hammer]

Gandalf: "i am the fire man that puts out the fire.

[elronds_daughter]

Saruman: I am the fatal case of smoke inhalation that the fireman develops.

[doom_hammer]

Gandalf: i am the doctor that makes him allllllllll beter

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the lawyer that sues the doctor for malpractice for no reason.

[doom_hammer]

Gandalf: i am the guy who fires the lawyer

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the *gasp* lawsuit filed against the guy for wrongful termination!

[doom_hammer]

Gandalf: i am the guy that has to fir the other guy

[elronds_daughter]

Saruman: I am the explosion that obliterates the universe and makes all lawsuits and employment terminations utterly insignificant.

[doom_hammer]

Gandalf: i am the one that remakes the world

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am Melkor, who immediately tries to take the world for my own.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Powers that defy him!

[doom_hammer]

Saruman: i am the powers that defy the other powers.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am Eru, the power that rules over all lesser powers.

[Volo]

Saruman: I'm J.K. Rowling who steals Eru's popularity :/

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the police officer that arrests her for her many rip-offs of things.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the grand jury that doesn't indict her!

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the crazed LOTR fan that abducts her and locks her in the basement!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the Harry Potter fan that rescues her!

[elronds_daughter]

Gandalf: I am the sudden, unexpected heart attack which kills her.

[doom_hammer]

Saruman: i am the docter that saves her life.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the other emergency which calls the doctor away.

[Volo]

Saruman: I'm Turin, who is causing the other emergancy.

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: I am Nienor, whom Túrin was crazy enough to follow down Cabed Naeramarth.

[Meneltarmacil]

Saruman: I am the space-time anomaly that alters history, resulting in both of them being eaten by Glaurung.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the hilarious and poetically just way in which Glaurung dies... I.e. falling off a cliff onto Melkor.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am a strangely unharmed tourist who is standing by wondering and laughing about what just happened. And taking pictures... because tourists love pictures.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the guide that takes the tourist away.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner.

[the phantom]

Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly.

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug!

[mormegil]

Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life!

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now?

[Gurthang]

Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA*" for help, leaving the AA one battery short.

*American Automobile Association

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred.

[Volo]

Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire!

[Gil-Galad]

G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds

[Rikae]

Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: I am the Many Dwarves that delve into your mountain and take all your gold and jewels

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the Demon of the Ancient World that drives them all away!

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am Gandalf, who kills the demon with a few high-pitched screams.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am... going to get a cup of tea...


...


...


...

... Now... *slurp*... I am the gag that binds your mouth.

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am the smell of pipe weed coming from my mouth that melts away the gag.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the stuffed nose which blocks the smell.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the pizza with hot peppers that unstuffs the nose!

[Rikae]

Saruman: I am the downer that double posts, thwarting the pizza in some absurd manner!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Wizard who hits the Downer on the head with his staff.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the Downer staff meeting that bores the Wizard to death!

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: I am The Barrow Wight, lord of Death and Small furry animals. that resurects the wizard as a zombie

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the brave Downers who neg-rep him!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the mod who bans the Downers.

(No disrespect or commentary intended.)

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the Downers who make their own forum!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the war that breaks out between them culminating in a final epic battle in 3D with massively expensive special effects that leave both sides bankrupt.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the U. S. bankruptcy law that stops some of them from tithing! :eek:

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the group of revolutionaries that turn loose a small, harmless looking bunny in the White House, resulting in a bloodbath and the collapse of the US government.

[Gil-Galad]

Zombie Saruman: i am the post-apoclyptic-government that takes over and becomes Emperor of these United States

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the coup that deposes the emperor.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the shiny tin foil that distracts the coup leaders.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the video game that gives the coup leaders something to do!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the parent that protests that the game is too violent.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the other parent who thinks it's all right!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the divorce that separates the parents.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the court that awards custody to the strict parent, the father!

[Volo]

Saruman: I'm the dog that replaces the father.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the cat who distracts the dog.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the cat's urge to run away.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the catnip intoxication that suppresses the urge.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the fact that the cat dies under 'mysterious circumstances'.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the detective who solves the mystery!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the police superintendent that takes the detective off the case.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the sweet, sweet forbidden doughnut that distracts the superintendent. Mmm...sacrilicious.

[Volo]

Saruman: I'm the black hole in the middle of the doughnut that sucks the doughnut into itself.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the physics paradox that closes the black hole.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the energy being who opens the black hole!

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Gandalf: i am the one who pushed the energy being into the black hole.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am gravity, which drags the pusher into the black hole!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the strong nuclear force, which is more powerful than gravity!

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Saruman:i am the strongest nuclear force, which is more powerful than the strong nuclear force, which is more powerful than gravity!

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the odor of Johnny*'s gym socks, which is more powerful than anything!

*The stinky Balrog, on holiday from the fortunately/unfortunately thread.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Saruman:i am the one who kills johnny the balrog.



(that balrog must die)

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the curmudgeonly downer who neg-reps Feral for being repetitive. :p

(j/k)

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Saruman:i am FeRaL now afraid to be repetitive.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am fed up with this game.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : Oh don't be like that! It's just getting good!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : Okay then... Erm... I am the fact that all dead running jokes go to the hall of Bandos (Mandos' embarrassing cousin) to await such time as they are needed for further amusement.

[Rikae]

Saruman: I am the downer who decides they are needed for further amusement NOW, and resurrects Bob the Troll, The Stinky Balrog, The morgo-yak, were-Feanor, Mount Zoom, the evil super-hobbits and all the rest of them.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the mod who bans the downer!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the computer virus that prevents said mod from doing so.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the computer wizard who kills the virus!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am the explosion which sends him to the hospital!

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: I am the nurse who nurses him back to health!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the notorious patient stealer who steals computer wizard and hides him in a hole in the ground...

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Gandalf: i am the earth worm that helps him out of the hole

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the early bird that gets the worm!

[Rikae]

Gandalf: I am the jet lag that makes the early bird wake up at noon!

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: I am the earth's shadow that causes a solar eclipse at noon!

[Volo]

Gandalf: I am Illuin, that takes a part-time job replacing the Sun.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am Telperion and Laurelin, which make all other light sources unnecessary.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg: I am the light of the trees that blinds you.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Saruman: i am the welding mask that protects from the light.

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the hammer that smashes the mask.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : I am the rust that makes the hammer disintegrate.

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the dragon that burns you to a crisp.

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: I am Bard the Bowman, who slays the Dragon.

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: I am the Dragons carcass that crushes Bard the Bowmen

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Saurman: I am the lake that the dragon falls in.

[Meneltarmacil]

Gandalf: I am the Kraken that rises out of the lake in anger to eat you.

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: I am the Ragnarok that ends the world and the Kraken

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the moss that breaks apart the Ragna rock.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Saruman.jpg : That's not what Ragnarok is. Its the end of the world in Norse mythology.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Gandalf.jpg : Is it? Blast... in that case... I am the Thor who is lazy and will not get up, so that the Ragnarok cannot take place.

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: technically all thor had to do in ragnarok was die... so i am the Jorgmungand that kills Thor

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: I am the Downer who points out that Tolkien isn't completely based on Norse mythology.

[Meneltarmacil]

Saruman: I am a kind of generic apocalypse derived from every cultural background that... aw, forget it, I am the boot that kicks you in the face.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Gandalf: I am the bystander that shouts "HEY! What's that?!" while pointing somewhere down and to the left of my head, so that I turn and the boot misses my face. So there.

[Meneltarmacil]

Saruman: I am the "That" which the bystander pointed to, which happens to be a giant carnivorous plant that grabs you with its vines and eats you.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Gandalf: i am the giant carnivorous goat that eats the plant.