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MCRmyGirl4eva
10-04-2012, 06:06 AM
What happened to Beleriand?
It ran away because Morgorth frightened it :p (Imagine that!)
How often does Legolas bathe?
Unforgiven
10-04-2012, 10:50 AM
How often does Legolas bathe?
Whenever he is in the company of men.
How did Tom Bombadil get his name?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-04-2012, 01:08 PM
How did Tom Bombadil get his name?
He drew letters from a Scrabble bag.
Exactly how tall is Aragorn?
Unforgiven
10-04-2012, 03:41 PM
He drew letters from a Scrabble bag.
Exactly how tall is Aragorn?
A - Depends whether he is standing upwind or down.
Q - What are the Nazgul?
Lollipop010900
10-04-2012, 11:58 PM
Q - What are the Nazgul?
A- Sauron's nine girlfriends
Q- How old is Arwen?
Meneltarmacil
10-05-2012, 12:40 AM
How old is Arwen?
Considering she's at least as old as the Third Age, I would guess somewhere around *sound of head being chopped off by an elven scimitar*
Do the Corsairs of Umbar talk like stereotypical pirates? Because they really should.
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-05-2012, 08:21 AM
Do the Corsairs of Umbar talk like stereotypical pirates? Because they really should.
Of course not! Ther talk like well educated pirates!
Who made the Witch-king's helmet?
Unforgiven
10-05-2012, 11:13 AM
Who made the Witch-king's helmet?
A - Santa's Little Helper Elf.
Q - Why did Sauron make 20 rings of power?
Galadriel55
10-05-2012, 06:44 PM
Q - Why did Sauron make 20 rings of power?
Of all the possible ring-making materials he only had extra power, so he used that.
How is the Red Arrow used?
Meneltarmacil
10-06-2012, 03:23 AM
How is the Red Arrow used?
It's launched from the Red Bow.
Why don't we see any female orcs?
Galadriel55
10-06-2012, 09:10 AM
Why don't we see any female orcs?
Because they are invisible.
Where is Sammath Naur?
Nolwë_Namiel
10-07-2012, 03:16 PM
Where is Sammath Naur?
It's a little east of Paris.
Why did Arwen really give Aragorn her necklace?
Lollipop010900
10-08-2012, 11:28 PM
Because it would help him attract hobbits.
Q. Why did Melkor/Morgoth go bad?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-09-2012, 08:00 AM
Why did Melekor/Morgorth go bad?
His favorite show, Palantir of Fortune, got cancelled. (trollolol!)
Why did Aragorn jump the gate to get into Bree, rather than knocking?
Galadriel55
10-09-2012, 09:44 AM
Why did Aragorn jump the gate to get into Bree, rather than knocking?
It's just him upbringing and lifestyle. See, in the wilderness you don't knock whenever you want te come into someone's camp to kill them.
Who is Iluvatar?
Unforgiven
10-09-2012, 03:26 PM
Q - Who is Iluvatar?
A - An unwell member of the N'Avi!
What is Mithril made of?
Galadriel55
10-09-2012, 03:29 PM
What is Mithril made of?
M, T, H, R, L, and two I's.
What does the writing on the Gates of Moria say?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-09-2012, 05:08 PM
What does the writing on the Gates of Moria say?
"Due to the price increse on arrows, trespassers should not expect a warning shot. Sorry, but times are hard."
What color is Legolas's hair?
Lollipop010900
10-10-2012, 11:01 PM
A. Rainbow, but he cut it off because it was too hard to braid and he wears a blonde wig.
Q. Why is Lothlorien called Lothlorien?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-11-2012, 05:45 AM
Q. Why is Lothlorien called Lothlorien?
Once again: Scrabble letters
Why is hobbit hair curly?
Unforgiven
10-11-2012, 02:55 PM
Q - Why is hobbit hair curly?
A - No one invented a comb in Hobbiton.
Why are the Elves mostly archers, the humans swordsmen and do dwarves wield the axe?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-12-2012, 08:29 AM
Why are the Elves mostly archers, the humans swordsmen and do dwarves wield the axe? *Ignores grammar errors*
When each race was created, the Valar assigned them a weapon and told them that they would not find eternal happiness if they used another weapon.
Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
Unforgiven
10-17-2012, 03:56 PM
Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
A - None of the dwarves looked as good as Dopey. The beards were a beautification.
Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White?
Galadriel55
10-17-2012, 08:11 PM
Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White?
In a giant washtub with lots of soap.
Why was Gandalf returned to Middle Earth?
Morthoron
10-17-2012, 08:30 PM
Why was Gandalf returned to Middle Earth?
Sequels.
Why does Tom Bombadil wear a blue jacket and yellow boots?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-18-2012, 06:02 AM
Why does Tom Bombadil wear a blue jacket and yellow boots?
Because that's all his eccentric aunt sent him to wear when he told her he needed clothes. Notice the lack of pants?
Why does Elrond have grey eyes?
Unforgiven
10-18-2012, 03:40 PM
Why does Elrond have grey eyes?
They were green but he looked too hard at Gandalf the Grey and... poof!
Why were Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel not featured in the PJ movie trilogy?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-19-2012, 05:40 AM
Why were Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel not featured in the PJ movie trilogy?
Because they were too busy playing chess to pick up the phone when PJ called
Why is Arwen near-useless?
Unforgiven
10-19-2012, 02:29 PM
Why is Arwen near-useless?
She's a couple thousand years long in the tooth, that's why.
Who or what were the Nazgul originally?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-20-2012, 10:13 AM
Who or what were the Nazgul originally?
Telemarketers.
Why doesn't anybody like the Nazgul?
Galadriel55
10-20-2012, 01:07 PM
Why doesn't anybody like the Nazgul?
They smell bad.
Why did Gandalf break Saruman's staff?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-20-2012, 02:45 PM
Why did Gandalf break Saruman's staff?
He wouldn't share! If he wasn't going to play nicely, he wasn't going to play at all. *humph! pout.*
What is Gondor's national amthem?
Nolwë_Namiel
10-22-2012, 12:38 PM
What is Gondor's national anthem?
"Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross."
What is a cock horse?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-22-2012, 12:53 PM
What is a cock horse
It's a Maeras wearing a rooster as a hat.
How old is Gandalf?
Unforgiven
10-22-2012, 01:09 PM
How old is Gandalf?
When most mountains were pebbles, Gandalf roamed the land.
Why does one not simply walk into Mordor?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-22-2012, 02:28 PM
Why does one not simply walk into Mordor?
Because it's hard to get past all the orcs who are dancing to Gangham Style.
What is Elrond's favorite color?
Unforgiven
10-22-2012, 02:42 PM
What is Elrond's favorite color?
Black
How old was Frodo when he got the ring from Bilbo?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-22-2012, 02:52 PM
How old was Frodo when he got the ring from Bilbo?
Who knows? You can never tell with a Time Lord!
What's REALLY in Lembas?
Galadriel55
10-22-2012, 05:37 PM
What's REALLY in Lembas?
Crocodile droppings. Who could have guessed that Silverlode is really the Nile?
What did Bilbo give for the Dwarves to eat when they all unexpectedly came to his house?
Unforgiven
10-23-2012, 12:31 PM
What did Bilbo give for the Dwarves to eat when they all unexpectedly came to his house?
Year old Lembas in skunk sauce.
How did Smeagol survive for so long under the ground?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-24-2012, 12:47 PM
How did Smeagol survive for so long underground?
He had a magic plate that he stole from Hogwarts that kept refilling with sandwiches, as well as a goblet that kept refilling with iced pumpkin juice.
What did Gandalf wear to the Council? (Please, no "uncloaking" jokes here; something origional!)
Unforgiven
10-24-2012, 03:34 PM
What did Gandalf wear to the Council? (Please, no "uncloaking" jokes here; something origional!)
His Balrog proof Magneto Helmet.
How old was Legolas when he met Aragorn for the first time?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-25-2012, 06:04 AM
How old was Legolas when he met Aragorn for the first time?
Seven, almost eight! (Hundred)
What color was the pipe that Merry gave Gimli?
Unforgiven
10-26-2012, 03:45 PM
What color was the pipe that Merry gave Gimli?
Blue and white, with red stripes, and two golden bells a-hanging.
How did the fellowship of the Nine be chosen, and on what merit?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-26-2012, 04:33 PM
How did the fellowship of the Nine be chosen, and on what merit?
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo; catch a tiger by the toe...
What color is Gimli's hair?
Lollipop010900
10-29-2012, 11:04 PM
Q. What colour is Gimli's hair?
A. You mean his real hair? I dunno, he wears a wig.
Q. Why is Mordor surrounded by mountains?
Galadriel55
10-30-2012, 05:24 AM
Q. Why is Mordor surrounded by mountains?
The mountains help to keep Mount Doom's heat in.
Why did the Fellowship go into Moria?
MCRmyGirl4eva
10-30-2012, 01:23 PM
Why did the Fellowship go into Moria?
When they were deciding upon their route, they threw a dart at a map, and that's where it landed.
How long did Frodo live in the Valinor?
Galadriel55
10-30-2012, 04:06 PM
How long did Frodo live in the Valinor?
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes.
Where did the Last Ship sail to?
Unforgiven
11-01-2012, 03:53 PM
Where did the Last Ship sail to?
The last port of call.
How does The Hobbit end?
Strider09
11-01-2012, 04:23 PM
The last port of call.
How does The Hobbit end?
A: Bilbo lived to the end of his days.
Q: how many kills did the Mumakil give to Legolas?
MCRmyGirl4eva
11-05-2012, 01:24 PM
how many kills did the Mumakil give to Legolas?
None. Gimli revoked any non-orc kills from Legolas's count, so he would be less shamed in the race.
And welcome to BD, nice name! :)
How far did Aragorn toss Gimli?
Galadriel55
11-05-2012, 01:36 PM
How far did Aragorn toss Gimli?
Just into the nearest ditch.
How did Turin kill Glaurung?
MCRmyGirl4eva
11-07-2012, 04:07 PM
How did Turin kill Glaurung?
He started singing, so Galrung killed himself to escape it.
How old was Thranduil when he fathered Legolas?
Galadriel55
11-07-2012, 08:31 PM
How old was Thranduil when he fathered Legolas?
The truth is that Thranduil is actually not Legolas' father, and Legolas was born a few months before Thranduil.
Where did Boromir seek for the Sword That Was Broken?
Lollipop010900
11-13-2012, 11:18 PM
Q. Where did Boromir seek for the Sword That Was Broken?
A. At the second hand shop
Q. Who is Gimli's mother?
Legate of Amon Lanc
11-14-2012, 06:48 AM
Q. Who is Gimli's mother?
A: His father. The other bearded guy on the family portrait might have been his other parent.
Q: How many Balrogs does it take to pass the Bridge of Khazad-dum?
MCRmyGirl4eva
11-15-2012, 03:58 PM
How many Balrogs does it take to pass the Bridge of Khazad-dum?
As many as you like. They aren't getting over while Gandalf the Grey is alive to stop them! Oh, wait...
What does Elrond use as a bed?
Galadriel55
11-15-2012, 05:49 PM
What does Elrond use as a bed?
Believe it or not, he actually uses a bed.
Who lives in Minas Morgul?
the phantom
11-15-2012, 07:05 PM
Who lives in Minas Morgul?
The undead, naturally.
Now I want to know- what is Sauron's favorite opera?
Galadriel55
11-15-2012, 07:35 PM
Now I want to know- what is Sauron's favorite opera?
It's called "Wail" and it's performed by the Nazgul.
What colour is Legolas' hair?
MCRmyGirl4eva
11-16-2012, 02:04 PM
What colour is Legolas' hair?
He doesn't have any. It's a wig.
What scent is Galadriel's perfume?
Lollipop010900
12-02-2012, 10:52 PM
Q. What scent is Galadriel's perfume?
A. Whatever is the current fashion in Valinor (she gets all the top magizines shipped to ME)
Q. Who is Aragorn's best friend, Legolas, Gimli or Gandalf?
Galadriel55
12-03-2012, 06:26 AM
Q. Who is Aragorn's best friend, Legolas, Gimli or Gandalf?
Actually, it's his invisible friend Bob.
Who is the last King of Gondor?
MCRmyGirl4eva
12-04-2012, 03:44 PM
Who is the last King of Gondor?
Billy Joel. He was a good king, but sadly, his reign was so short it was never recorded.
What is Rohan most famous for? (Besides its horses or the Rohirrim)
Galadriel55
12-04-2012, 04:26 PM
What is Rohan most famous for? (Besides its horses or the Rohirrim)
Belly dancers.
With how many arrows was Boromir wounded at Parth Galen?
Lollipop010900
12-09-2012, 11:19 PM
Q. With how many arrows was Boromir wounded at Parth Galen?
A. It depends which direction they were pointing
Q. What is the capital city of Valinor?
Galadriel55
12-10-2012, 07:51 PM
Q. What is the capital city of Valinor?
Valinor only has lowercase cities.
How many books did Bilbo write in his lifetime?
Lollipop010900
03-23-2013, 04:05 AM
How many books did Bilbo write in his lifetime?
Not very many, lifetime is a short word...
What happened to the Entwives?
Galadriel55
03-23-2013, 08:04 AM
What happened to the Entwives?
They got divorced.
What do the Eagles eat for breakfast?
MCRmyGirl4eva
03-29-2013, 11:19 AM
What do the Eagles eat for breakfast?
Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and it looks like it'll be mutton again tomorrow.
Why did Arwen reject Aragorn's affection when they first met?
Galadriel55
03-30-2013, 11:25 AM
Why did Arwen reject Aragorn's affection when they first met?
Who knows what sort of intentions these men have behind their affections?...
How are Boromir and Faramir related?
MCRmyGirl4eva
04-03-2013, 12:48 PM
How are Boromir and Faramir related?
Boromir: He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side, and my first cousin twice removed..."
How long is Galadriel's hair? (Without braids)
Elyna of Rivendell
06-29-2013, 10:20 PM
Q. How long is Galadriel's hair? (Without braids)
A. How long is a piece of string?
Q. Why didnt the eagles fly Frodo to Mount Doom?
Pervinca Took
06-30-2013, 02:31 AM
Q. How long is Galadriel's hair? (Without braids)
A. How long is a piece of string?
Q. Why didnt the eagles fly Frodo to Mount Doom?
A. Saruman's taxes on petrol rendered the plan unfeasible.
Q. Why is there no mention of toilets in Middle-earth?
Galadriel55
06-30-2013, 07:48 AM
A. Saruman's taxes on petrol rendered the plan unfeasible.
Q. Why is there no mention of toilets in Middle-earth?
They were so dirty and smelly that people preferred the bushes.
Who is Eomer?
Pervinca Took
06-30-2013, 09:37 AM
They were so dirty and smelly that people preferred the bushes.
Who is Eomer?
A. The Mayor of Eo.
Q. Why didn't Feanor just invent the light bulb when the Silmarils were stolen?
Galadriel55
06-30-2013, 09:48 AM
Q. Why didn't Feanor just invent the light bulb when the Silmarils were stolen?
No electricity.
Why did they call Hador Goldenhead?
Pervinca Took
06-30-2013, 02:33 PM
No electricity.
Why did they call Hador Goldenhead?
Because people kept using his head for a goal-post.
Q. Why didn't Feanor invent/discover electricity?
Galadriel55
07-01-2013, 09:42 PM
Because people kept using his head for a goal-post.
Q. Why didn't Feanor invent/discover electricity?
Because he wad too busy making the Silmarils.
Who lives in Cirith Ungol?
Tuor in Gondolin
07-11-2013, 04:23 PM
Who lives in Cirith Ungol?
Shelob and snacks (I mean, occasional orcs).
Why did Melkor suffer from arachnophobia?
the phantom
07-11-2013, 05:28 PM
Trick question- Melkor was afraid of Ungoliant, but it wasn't due to arachnophobia, but rather podophobia, an irrational fear of feet. And seeing as Ungoliant had 8 of them, it's no surprise she upset his psyche mightily.
Q: When the One Ring was destroyed, why didn't the other rings of power explode?
Galadriel55
07-11-2013, 09:25 PM
Q: When the One Ring was destroyed, why didn't the other rings of power explode?
Forgot to borrow some of Saruman's dynamite.
Q: Why were the Nazgul given Fell Beasts that could fly?
Tuor in Gondolin
07-14-2013, 03:21 PM
Q: Why were the Nazgul given Fell Beasts that could fly?
A: Because when they tried to ride them over Mordor's rocky
terrain the Beasts Fell down.
Q: How many Butterbur's does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Bree?
Galadriel55
07-28-2013, 05:05 PM
Q: How many Butterbur's does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Bree?
Infinitely many. They all melt like butter when they come in contact with the lightbulb's heat.
Q: Where do Elves go when they die?
Elyna of Rivendell
08-11-2013, 01:03 AM
Q: Where do Elves go when they die?
They are reincarnated as trees. (They like to be in touch with nature ok?!)
Q: Who is the oldest being in Middle Earth?
Galadriel55
08-11-2013, 02:29 PM
Q: Who is the oldest being in Middle Earth?
The big bug that lives in a hole under Barad-dur.
Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?
Tuor in Gondolin
08-14-2013, 04:30 PM
Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?
Wrong Way Telmemorr, who was actually trying to help his big bro
when he heard Ungoliant putting the squeeze on him over the
Silmarils. After repeatedly rescuing him when his ship kept floundering
Ulmo got him a job making sure the Helcaraxe ice flows were kept nice and dangerous. (Telmemorr was rather a disappointment to the evil Ainur). :o
How did Thranduil make sure all his imported Dorthonion wine was organic
and all egg laying chickens raised cage free?
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