Bęthberry
07-27-2007, 04:39 PM
This one is for Mr and Ms HerenIstarion, Mr and Ms Hedgethistle, Mr and Ms Underhill, and, more pertinently right now, davem and Lal.
And lest I be dismissed as a sexist for appending their better halves to their surnames, well, it's but a name in reference to an un-named other.
Daddy how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first got together on a discussion forum called the Barrow Downs. It was always night there, black as pitch, but it pulsated with a glowing green energy. And then we got a little more personal in the chat room, until Sharkey banned us.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. (This is where I get a little technical son, hope it isn't TMI.) We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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. . .
. . .
Scroll down...
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. . .
. . .
. . .
'You got Male!'"
Offerred in memory of Maril's Hobbit Sex Ed thread.
And lest I be dismissed as a sexist for appending their better halves to their surnames, well, it's but a name in reference to an un-named other.
Daddy how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first got together on a discussion forum called the Barrow Downs. It was always night there, black as pitch, but it pulsated with a glowing green energy. And then we got a little more personal in the chat room, until Sharkey banned us.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. (This is where I get a little technical son, hope it isn't TMI.) We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
. . .
. . .
. . .
Scroll down...
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
'You got Male!'"
Offerred in memory of Maril's Hobbit Sex Ed thread.