Hurt and Heal Hobbit Edition

[Aganzir]

Yeah I noticed - I had thought sally wouldn't retract her hurt.

[Aganzir]

And Mnemo it isn't your turn yet sorry. :p

[satansaloser2005]

And Mnemo it isn't your turn yet sorry. :p

Dang. Sorry, duck, I thought it was three people between turns. My mistake. :(

[the phantom]

Kill Bull

EDIT: Finally! I actually killed him twice but deleted both posts because of people changing previous posts. :p

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (4)
Bandobras Took (0)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Mnemosyne]

I noticed. *whets axe*

[Eönwë]

Ok, sorry for all the confusion-making.

[Mnemosyne]

Hurt Maggot.

Farmer Maggot (5)
Fatty Bolger (4)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rorimac by Mnemosyne
Bandrobas by Phantom

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Heal Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (4)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom

[Mnemosyne]

EDIT: Finally! I actually killed him twice but deleted both because of people changing previous posts.

Yeah, I saw you were the last to post on the thread, clicked it, and then found nothing. Huh???

[satansaloser2005]

Heal Fatty.:p

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (5)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Mnemosyne]

Tuor, edit your list, please.

[Eönwë]

Hurt the ol' Bolger

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (4)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Aganzir]

Hurt Fatty.

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (3)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[the phantom]

Hurt Fatty

Farmer Maggot (6)
Fatty Bolger (2)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Mnemosyne]

Hurt Maggot.

Farmer Maggot (5)
Fatty Bolger (2)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rorimac by Mnemosyne
Bandobras by Phantom

[satansaloser2005]

Heal Fatty.

Farmer Maggot (5)
Fatty Bolger (3)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Hurt Fatty Bolger

Farmer Maggot (5)
Fatty Bolger (2)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[Aganzir]

Hurt Fatty.

Farmer Maggot (5)
Fatty Bolger (1)

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Rory by Mnemo
Bandobras by Phantom

[satansaloser2005]

But....but....


:(

[the phantom]

Kill Fatty

Maggot (5)
Fatty (0) *died from unhealthy lifestyle*

Lotho by Mnemosyne
Sméagol by Aganzir
Merry by Phantom
Ted by Mormegil
Pippin by Mnemosyne
Frodo by Nilp
Rosie by Phantom
Sam by Phantom
Bilbo by Mnemosyne
Déagol by Gordis
Sancho by Mnemosyne
Gaffer by Sally
Lobelia by Mnemosyne
Mayor Will by Phantom
Cotton by Phantom
Nob by Phantom
Rory by Mnemosyne
Bandobras by Phantom
Fatty by Phantom

edit: BOO-YA!! Take that, Fatty!!

[Eönwë]

Well, there's not much more to say. I wish my computer hadn't frozen for the vital seconds at the end.

[satansaloser2005]

Kill Fatty

Jerk.

[Mnemosyne]

Um, Steve...

[satansaloser2005]

Jerk.

ETA: Awwww, poor Steve missed again. *hugs* Phantom, what did Fatty ever do to you? Poor little hobbit.... (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155304)

[Eönwë]

Um, Steve...

Yes, I know...

[the phantom]

Jerk.
Sorry, but Maggot was awesome. You'd know that if you had read the book. :p

[Mnemosyne]

Trufax.

Even if he was pals with Bombadil... :p

And Fatty was all kinds of awesome, too (as Those Of Us Who Have Read The Books know). He got to have a character arc--offscreen! How many writers do you know that give people character arcs offscreen, I ask you? They come back and he's mounted a full resistance movement!--until he got locked up and starved, that is. :(

[the phantom]

I edited my kill post to make it nicer.

Who am I kidding? It's not nicer at all. But I like it.

[Eönwë]

Trufax.

Even if he was pals with Bombadil...

It'll be me making duck soup this time. :p


edit: Waaahhh! Too many edits. Calm down people.

[Mnemosyne]

It'll be me making duck soup this time. :p

:eek::(

Whatever did I do to you?

Just make sure you put in some of Maggot's mushrooms. I'm not a fan of the fungus, myself, but I hear that they're mighty tasty...

[satansaloser2005]

I edited my kill post to make it nicer.

Who am I kidding? It's not nicer at all. But I like it.

But....but....but I knew who Fatty was and everything! And I liked him! (Granted it's because the duck told me about him, but still....) Then again Maggot had the super!shrooms so he couldn't be all bad either. I like mushrooms. They're tasty. :)

Heh I like how I'm more interested in the characters in the context of a silly game than I am in actually reading the books. Go me. ;)

[Eönwë]

Whatever did I do to you?

Joking, joking.


Didn't you know that I am actually Tom Bombadil? (When Nogrod's on holiday, that is)

edit: Again. Enough with the editing, people.

[the phantom]

Even if he was pals with Bombadil...
I thought it was kind of cool that Tom thought Maggot was a big shot.

But more importantly, he beat up Frodo when he was young, and chased him with his dogs. :D

[Mnemosyne]

Joking, joking.


Didn't you know that I am actually Tom Bombadil? (When Nogrod's on holiday, that is)

Now, THAT's just not fair!!! You get to be Manwe's herald AND Iarwain?

And you don't randomly burst into doggerel. Sorry, but I just don't buy it.



...whom does that make Goldberry?

*dodges a flying Skwerl*

[Mnemosyne]

But more importantly, he beat up Frodo when he was young, and chased him with his dogs. :D

Well, you can't beat that. (Not to mention scaring the living daylights out of the poor fellow... heh heh heh)

[the phantom]

This game was fun. I love picking on hobbits.

[Aganzir]

Sally & Mnemo it was simply fair that Fatty died after you killed poor Lobelia!

[satansaloser2005]

This game was fun. I love picking on hobbits.

I'd say pick on someone your own size, but the Face (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40961000/jpg/_40961945_faceofboe300.jpg) of Boe's not around very often, and I think you'd get along pretty well anyway.

[Mnemosyne]

Heck, better than picking on hobbits--KILLING them!!!

*brain is suddenly stormed by a host of her hobbit OCs armed with pitchforks*

Hmm, maybe we should do a H&H Baby Seal edition next!

[Mnemosyne]

Sally & Mnemo it was simply fair that Fatty died after you killed poor Lobelia!

Hey, I didn't care particularly... it's just good to butter up the person who can kill you in your sleep.

[Eönwë]

Now, THAT's just not fair!!! You get to be Manwe's herald AND Iarwain?

But do you know who Iarwain really is?

And that's all from me on this thread: It's getting late over here.


I liked this game. 'Twas brillig, and the sli... er... 'twas fun

[the phantom]

Hmm, maybe we should do a H&H Baby Seal edition next!
Heh heh.... Got just the pic for that.

Clickety-click (http://www.drinkplanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/warranty_void_if_seal_is_broken.png)! :D

[Mnemosyne]

...And Sally just screamed.

[Eönwë]

Heh heh.... Got just the pic for that.

Clickety-click (http://www.drinkplanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/warranty_void_if_seal_is_broken.png)! :D

I'm not even going to ask what led you to that...:rolleyes:

Yes, yes, I'm meant to be asleep. I'm going now.

[the phantom]

I'm not even going to ask what led you to that...
Hee hee.... One time I did a search for pics of people being mean to cats (to send to my cat-lover friends).

Oh, and penguins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxmDTdi9RgU), to send to a certain Downer. :p

And by complete accident this seal picture came up.

[mormegil]

Which one is next? Elves?

[Gordis]

Maybe better Orcs? Elves are booo-ring.:(

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I recall seeing once an all-girl band doing
Pretty Woman. Perhaps an all-female cast,
or all-monster (Shelob qualifies for either :D ).
Not sure about Lobelia. ;)

[mormegil]

Maybe female orcs...that list might be short though. If we do all female will we get the chance to do all male too;)?

Either orcs or female is fine with me. I suppose Uruks and trolls could count as Orcs

[Nogrod]

Stay away from the fray for one day and it's all over... :confused:

But we had a great winner on this round! Congrats to all those who made Maggot win!

[the phantom]

Some of the ideas that have been brought up in the past-


Elves
Men
Dwarves
Ainu
Females
Orcs (baddie minions)
Weapons & Armor


What sort of thing is everyone leaning towards for the next game? How about everyone giving a yes vote for anything and everything you like the idea of. Personally I'd give a yes to Weapons & Armor, Females, Orcs, and Ainu.

[mormegil]

++Dwarves and Ainu are my votes

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I'd say dwarves, women, or Ainur- but if Ainur you'd need
to include some Maiar to get to 20. Or some general mix
of the two.

[Mnemosyne]

I'm all up for Ainur--which I believe include Valar and Maiar.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Doh! Quite correct about Ainur covering both. :o

Btw, if maia included there would be difficult choices
since they include Osse, Uinen, Melian, Gothmog.
Sauron, etc. In that case should heavyweights like
Gandalf, Saruman, Sauron, be excluded if they've
already been participants- or seperate
games for Valar and Maiar?

But, of course, there are other interesting contests
suggested above and in the past.

[Mnemosyne]

I think Gandalf and Saruman should be included only if we refer to them by their Valinorean names. :D

[Gordis]

I think we shouldn't artificially bring the list up to 20. If there are 15 Valar (including ol'Morgoth) so be it.

And that goes for Orcs, for instance. I don't think we will find 20 Orcs with anything like a distinct personality in LOTR+Hobbit. So we just list all we remember and so be it, IMO.

[the phantom]

The votes thus far-


Elves
Men
Dwarves (2)
Ainu (4)
Females (3)
Orcs (2)
Weapons & Armor (1)
Monsters (1)


Who else has an opinion on what we do next?

[Aganzir]

I'd prefer Ainur or females, too.

[Eönwë]

Maybe separate Vala and Maia contest would be the answer. They're each very different characters and I think people might get upset if they're favourite Maia gets missed out.

[the phantom]

Maybe separate Vala and Maia contest would be the answer. They're each very different characters and I think people might get upset if they're favourite Maia gets missed out.
Yeah, maybe have the Valar, and then the non-Vala Ainu.... I'll add the Valar as another category.


Elves
Men
Dwarves (2)
Ainu (5)
Females (4)
Orcs (2)
Weapons & Armor (1)
Monsters (1)
Valar

[Gordis]

We can make two parallel threads: Valar and Maiar contests.