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Eönwë
07-16-2009, 01:33 PM
...realised that he...
Nienna
07-16-2009, 05:13 PM
... had yet to ...
narfforc
07-17-2009, 12:38 AM
.........cut his nails..........
Nessa Telrunya
07-17-2009, 05:14 AM
"and tie his"
Lindale
07-17-2009, 06:16 AM
pink glittering shoelaces
Eönwë
07-17-2009, 09:25 AM
...which were very...
narfforc
07-17-2009, 11:04 AM
.........long and fluffy.....
Oddwen
07-17-2009, 06:49 PM
...even though they...
narfforc
07-17-2009, 08:07 PM
.........burned by chemicals.....
Lindale
07-18-2009, 02:43 AM
did turn red.
narfforc
07-18-2009, 01:17 PM
His boots though..............
Nienna
07-18-2009, 05:48 PM
... they were quite ...
narfforc
07-18-2009, 06:48 PM
........heavy for someone........
Lindale
07-19-2009, 04:21 AM
his size, but
Hakon
07-19-2009, 08:20 AM
he loved them...
narfforc
07-19-2009, 11:01 AM
........crushing Wormtongue's fingers......
Eönwë
07-19-2009, 12:19 PM
...especially when it...
narfforc
07-19-2009, 06:36 PM
....made him squirm......
Babidi Buu
07-19-2009, 10:28 PM
Like a Worm!
:p:p:p
Hakon
07-19-2009, 11:37 PM
dipped in a
Eönwë
07-20-2009, 05:59 AM
...chocolatey paste made...
Lindale
07-20-2009, 08:17 AM
of nutty almonds
Eönwë
07-20-2009, 12:39 PM
...and very funny...
Babidi Buu
07-20-2009, 05:29 PM
Tasting Hot Sauce
(Hmm, must not be very good chocolatey paste :P)
narfforc
07-20-2009, 11:23 PM
Wormtongue would scream.............
Babidi Buu
07-21-2009, 09:00 AM
...At Gothmog Because...
Hakon
07-21-2009, 09:03 AM
he wanted to
Lindale
07-21-2009, 09:13 AM
eat real chocolate
Nessa Telrunya
07-21-2009, 11:54 AM
"and then go"
narfforc
07-21-2009, 01:08 PM
........clean Sarumans boots...
Nessa Telrunya
07-21-2009, 01:09 PM
"but that was"
Babidi Buu
07-21-2009, 02:34 PM
Just too hard..
Eönwë
07-21-2009, 02:50 PM
...because they were...
Lindale
07-21-2009, 02:51 PM
made of uncleanable
Eönwë
07-21-2009, 02:53 PM
...and very tasty...
Lindale
07-21-2009, 02:54 PM
bubble gum-flavored
Nessa Telrunya
07-21-2009, 03:45 PM
"ectoplasm from Gondor."
narfforc
07-22-2009, 12:04 AM
.........called Chewin Chewinbar........
Lindale
07-22-2009, 04:57 AM
colored neon orange
Oddwen
07-22-2009, 10:57 AM
...and disliked by...
Eönwë
07-22-2009, 11:47 AM
...the many people...
Hakon
07-22-2009, 01:15 PM
who happened to
Eönwë
07-22-2009, 03:01 PM
...be named "Egbert"...
Nessa Telrunya
07-22-2009, 03:45 PM
"and wanted to"
Lindale
07-23-2009, 02:16 AM
see something new
narfforc
07-23-2009, 12:41 PM
....in this story.:)
Eönwë
07-23-2009, 01:04 PM
Something exciting and...
narfforc
07-23-2009, 02:19 PM
.........full of death...
Babidi Buu
07-23-2009, 02:41 PM
..And Decay, Along..
Nienna
07-23-2009, 05:41 PM
... with some less ...
Nessa Telrunya
07-23-2009, 05:46 PM
"Exciting bowls of"
Babidi Buu
07-23-2009, 07:01 PM
Cereal and Marshmellows
Lindale
07-24-2009, 06:51 AM
with honey from
narfforc
07-24-2009, 07:17 AM
.....melted Sugar Puffs...........
Nessa Telrunya
07-24-2009, 08:06 AM
"taken from a"
narfforc
07-24-2009, 02:15 PM
...........box on Beorn's.........
Nessa Telrunya
07-26-2009, 10:51 AM
"living room couch."
Babidi Buu
07-26-2009, 02:04 PM
..He wasn't happy..
narfforc
07-26-2009, 04:15 PM
........and Bared himself.....
Eönwë
07-27-2009, 03:24 PM
...was upset too...
Babidi Buu
07-27-2009, 07:09 PM
..Because he was..
Nessa Telrunya
07-28-2009, 08:47 AM
"These socks were no longer white, which Gandalf saw when stealing them, leaving rainbow replacements, which he hoped would match Saruman's pretty new robes donated by Dulux and smelling of bad breath and rotten cheesy beans. This nauseated Wormtongue, so he bought some flowery airspray from the Gap of Rohan boutique owned by Shirkingbad, Malingerer of Meduseld, keeper of the Bent Sword, Illforged. Illforge was a Follywood plastic prop with keen edge and rubber handgrip, boasting seven kills by toxic poisoning using Esmeralda's recipes on the blade, all of which had a minty aftertaste if you eat the dead without any seasoning, which of course only orcs do.
But then again, so do trolls. And so Wormtongue gave Saruman odoureaters, but Saruman wasn't interested in smelling like a wonderful elven toilet seat, which feels very comfy on the really weary rangers' coarse hairy skin and the Elves' not very coarse cheeks and chins, and of course their soft posteriors, which were very much behind them. And they really couldn't see them for much longer than a second before their friends burst out laughing, which made them quickly cover up what had been a very embarrassing moment of movement.
(It) Now turned into the U-bend, which really did bend the U-turn. Saruman by now, had seen all the Uruk-hai do the tango in floral dresses on the battlefield, so he was slightly concerned, but really he was stricken with sadness and bowel complaints, which he never dealt with properly. But otherwise, he wasn't very normal.
(The) illness which he hoped would soon disappear, but he realized that he had yet to cut his nails and tie his pink glittering shoelaces, which were very long and fluffy, even though they, burned by chemicals, did turn red. His boots though, they were quite heavy for someone his size, but he loved them crushing Wormtongue's fingers, especially when it made him squirm like a worm dipped in chocolaty paste made of nutty almonds, and very funny tasting hot sauce.
Wormtongue would scream at Gothmog because he wanted to eat real chocolate, and then go clean Saruman's boots. But that was just too hard, because they were made of uncleanable and very tasty bubble-gum flavored ectoplasm from Gonder, called Chewin Chewinbar colored neon orange, and disliked by the many people who happened to be named "Egbert", and wanted to see something new in this story. Something exciting and full of death and decay, along with some less exciting bowls of cereal and marshmellows, with honey from melted Sugar Puffs taken from a box on Beorn's living room couch.
He wasn't happy, and Bared himself; was upset too, because he was...."
Hoping someone would.......
Eönwë
07-28-2009, 09:13 AM
...eat all the...
PS. I used Bared as a name (otherwise my previous three words don't make sense), so I think it should be in capitals. Just saying.
Hakon
07-28-2009, 09:31 AM
fried rice and
narfforc
07-28-2009, 01:16 PM
......boiled mice lice..........
Babidi Buu
07-28-2009, 06:03 PM
before it all
Eönwë
07-28-2009, 06:05 PM
turned into a
Babidi Buu
07-28-2009, 07:11 PM
Great Green Fuzzy
Hakon
07-28-2009, 07:14 PM
teddy bear named
Babidi Buu
07-28-2009, 09:42 PM
"Prickly Pin Pricker"
What a strange name for a teddy bear :P ^_^
narfforc
07-29-2009, 12:23 AM
...made of cactus...
Nessa Telrunya
07-29-2009, 05:35 AM
"he jumped up"
Lindale
07-30-2009, 05:12 AM
and saw a
narfforc
07-30-2009, 12:50 PM
.........wizard with wobbly....
Eönwë
07-30-2009, 02:36 PM
hat named "George"
Lindale
07-30-2009, 02:46 PM
the color of
Eönwë
07-30-2009, 02:47 PM
Saruman's magical cloak
Lindale
07-30-2009, 03:01 PM
which is bluish
Valesse
07-30-2009, 07:55 PM
with frilly trim
Lindale
07-31-2009, 11:06 AM
and crocheted lace
narfforc
07-31-2009, 01:19 PM
,stained with food...
Eönwë
07-31-2009, 01:57 PM
and very noxious
TheGreatElvenWarrior
07-31-2009, 02:32 PM
...but it wasn't...
Eönwë
07-31-2009, 03:30 PM
as brightly coloured
TheGreatElvenWarrior
07-31-2009, 03:32 PM
...as the coat...
Eönwë
07-31-2009, 03:35 PM
that belonged to
TheGreatElvenWarrior
07-31-2009, 03:50 PM
...someone named Steve.
narfforc
07-31-2009, 06:29 PM
Stealing Steve was..........
Nienna
07-31-2009, 07:19 PM
... very interested in ...
narfforc
07-31-2009, 11:23 PM
...other peoples rings....
Eönwë
08-01-2009, 09:25 AM
, especially ones which
Lindale
08-01-2009, 10:48 AM
had diamond settings
narfforc
08-01-2009, 11:06 AM
.......surrounded by plastic.....
Lindale
08-01-2009, 11:10 AM
bands and casings
narfforc
08-01-2009, 11:14 AM
........made of tinsel...
Lindale
08-01-2009, 11:26 AM
that tinkled and
narfforc
08-01-2009, 03:30 PM
...crinkled when squeezed...
Eönwë
08-01-2009, 03:35 PM
smelled really badly
TheGreatElvenWarrior
08-01-2009, 04:03 PM
...and didn't shine...
Eönwë
08-01-2009, 04:31 PM
like the great
Nienna
08-01-2009, 05:04 PM
... great great grandfather ...
TheGreatElvenWarrior
08-01-2009, 05:04 PM
...hotel in Gondor.
Lindale
08-01-2009, 11:34 PM
The wind blew...
narfforc
08-02-2009, 02:10 AM
........away Saruman's socks......
Nessa Telrunya
08-02-2009, 01:33 PM
"so Wormtongue panicked"
Eönwë
08-02-2009, 03:00 PM
and ate some
narfforc
08-03-2009, 12:00 PM
......magic mushroom soup.......
Eönwë
08-03-2009, 04:08 PM
which made him
narfforc
08-04-2009, 12:31 AM
.....act rather badly...
Lindale
08-04-2009, 03:46 AM
and allergic reactions
narfforc
08-04-2009, 01:40 PM
......made him puke..........
Lindale
08-05-2009, 12:17 PM
with nasty green
narfforc
08-05-2009, 01:59 PM
......orc-like slime........
Lindale
08-05-2009, 06:50 PM
...and bits of...
Eönwë
08-05-2009, 07:05 PM
very brightly coloured
Lindale
08-05-2009, 07:20 PM
...patches and stitches...
narfforc
08-06-2009, 12:27 AM
.......he swallowed earlier........
Lindale
08-06-2009, 06:52 AM
...while eating with...
Nienna
08-06-2009, 08:55 AM
... lots of gusto ...
Nessa Telrunya
08-06-2009, 02:20 PM
"and then he"
narfforc
08-07-2009, 03:17 AM
.......gurgled and died.........
Lindale
08-07-2009, 09:20 AM
...a horrible death.
Nessa Telrunya
08-07-2009, 09:35 AM
Hoping someone would eat all the fried rice and boiled mice rice before it all turned into a Great Green fuzzy teddy bear named "Prickly Pin Pricker" made of cactus, he jumped up and saw a wizard with (a) wobbly hat named George, the color of Saruman's magical cloak, which is bluish with frilly trim and crocheted lace, stained with food and very noxious, but it wasn't as brightly colored as the cloak that belonged to someone named Steve. Stealing Steve was very interested in other people rings, especially ones which had diamond settings, surrounded by plastic bands and casings made of tinsel that tinkled and crinkled when squeezed, smelled really badly, and didn't shine like the Great-Great Grandfather Hotel in Gondor.
The wind blew away Saruman's socks, so Wormtongue panicked and ate some magic mushroom soup, which made him act rather badly, and allergic reactions made him puke with nasty green orc-like slime and bits of very brightly colored patches and stitches he swallowed earlier while eating with lots of gusto, and then he gurgled and died a horrible death.
Now this didn't.....
narfforc
08-07-2009, 12:00 PM
....stop him moving...
Nessa Telrunya
08-07-2009, 01:36 PM
"towards his goal"
Eönwë
08-07-2009, 02:48 PM
of becoming the
Nienna
08-07-2009, 02:56 PM
... very best dead ...
Eönwë
08-07-2009, 03:26 PM
and dancin' entertainer
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 08:55 AM
"in all of"
Lindale
08-08-2009, 10:02 AM
all Eru's creation
narfforc
08-08-2009, 10:03 AM
Worm-ridden Wormtongue..........
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 10:13 AM
"picked up a"
narfforc
08-08-2009, 03:20 PM
....finger he'd dropped....
Nienna
08-08-2009, 04:05 PM
... on his way ...
narfforc
08-08-2009, 04:30 PM
....to be dewormed....
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 05:58 PM
"and tried to"
narfforc
08-08-2009, 06:11 PM
....pick his nose...
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 06:14 PM
"with the severed"
narfforc
08-08-2009, 06:18 PM
....Finger of Mucus......
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 06:23 PM
"but decided that"
narfforc
08-08-2009, 06:50 PM
........Snotta good idea...
Nessa Telrunya
08-08-2009, 06:54 PM
"and instead went"
narfforc
08-08-2009, 06:57 PM
.....beserk with his......
Lindale
08-09-2009, 01:53 AM
little pink hands
Nessa Telrunya
08-09-2009, 07:07 AM
"all over Saruman's"
Lindale
08-09-2009, 09:16 AM
...newly washed robes...
narfforc
08-09-2009, 01:58 PM
leaving oozy fingerprints......
Nessa Telrunya
08-10-2009, 05:40 AM
"that looked rather"
Lindale
08-10-2009, 06:15 AM
strange and wobbly
narfforc
08-10-2009, 02:12 PM
..........like jellied eels....
Nessa Telrunya
08-10-2009, 05:49 PM
"and Saruman's socks"
Lindale
08-10-2009, 08:57 PM
also got dirty
narfforc
08-11-2009, 01:05 AM
...once again. Burning.....
Nessa Telrunya
08-11-2009, 05:27 AM
"More calories than"
narfforc
08-11-2009, 07:08 AM
...usual, Saruman ran....
Lindale
08-11-2009, 08:16 AM
away from kitchens
narfforc
08-11-2009, 01:02 PM
.......into Treebeard's bark....
Nessa Telrunya
08-13-2009, 06:12 AM
"yelling for his"
narfforc
08-13-2009, 08:15 PM
...axe and chainsaw...
Nessa Telrunya
08-14-2009, 05:30 AM
"but Treebeard picked"
Nessa Telrunya
08-14-2009, 07:49 AM
"toothbrush and started"
Lindale
08-14-2009, 09:46 AM
scrubbing Saruman's coat
narfforc
08-14-2009, 01:51 PM
.with tree sap...
Nessa Telrunya
08-15-2009, 07:04 AM
"Saruman didn't like"
narfforc
08-15-2009, 01:20 PM
...sticky gum trees...
Nessa Telrunya
08-15-2009, 07:26 PM
"all over his"
narfforc
08-16-2009, 12:31 AM
......new Orophin's Diary.......
Nessa Telrunya
08-16-2009, 06:50 AM
"making him cry"
narfforc
08-16-2009, 07:20 AM
....his eyes out.
Thinlómien
08-16-2009, 07:49 AM
"Poor little Saruman!"
(hm I hope it doesn't matter if I step in without reading the hordes of pages before this...?)
Nessa Telrunya
08-16-2009, 08:04 AM
"used his socks"
(It's fine if you want to just hop in :D)
Eönwë
08-16-2009, 08:46 AM
to wipe away
Legate of Amon Lanc
08-16-2009, 08:58 AM
the remains of humanity
Nessa Telrunya
08-16-2009, 04:50 PM
"and it's lasagna"
Eönwë
08-17-2009, 05:32 AM
made of the
Nessa Telrunya
08-17-2009, 05:49 AM
Now this didn't stop him (Wormtongue) moving towards his goal of becoming the very best dead and dancin' entertainer in all of all(?) Eru's creation. Worm-ridden Wormtongue picked up a finger he'd dropped on his way to be dewormed and tried to pick his nose with the severed Finger of Mucus, but decided that snotta good idea, and instead went beserk with his little pink hands all over Saruman's newly washed robes, leaving oozy fingerprints that looked rather strange and wobbly, like jellied eels. And Saruman's socks also got dirty once again.
Burning more calories than usual, Saruman ran away from (the) kitchens, into Treebeard's bark, yelling for his axe and chainsaw, but Treebeard picked up his trusty toothbrush and started scrubbing Saruman's coat with tree sap. Saruman didn't like sticky gum trees all over his new Orophin's Diary, making him cry his eyes out. Poor little Saruman used his socks to wipe away the remains of humanity and it's lasagna made of the...
"best cheese ever"
Lindale
08-17-2009, 07:36 AM
with some olive
narfforc
08-17-2009, 12:03 PM
...green paint topping...
Nessa Telrunya
08-18-2009, 05:07 AM
"and started to"
narfforc
08-18-2009, 06:53 AM
....wash his socks.
Eönwë
08-18-2009, 06:57 AM
made out of
Lindale
08-18-2009, 07:16 AM
sparkling orange silk
narfforc
08-18-2009, 07:45 AM
....Meanwhile, in Mordor....
Eönwë
08-18-2009, 09:42 AM
Sauron was eating
narfforc
08-18-2009, 03:28 PM
... an Half-Orc...
Lindale
08-19-2009, 02:03 AM
stuffed with spinach
Eönwë
08-19-2009, 03:12 AM
and very disgustingly
Lindale
08-19-2009, 09:14 AM
belched and burped
narfforc
08-19-2009, 09:25 AM
...into Khamul's face....
Eönwë
08-19-2009, 11:00 AM
which was already
narfforc
08-19-2009, 09:02 PM
....full of decayed....
Lindale
08-20-2009, 10:35 AM
bits of bread
narfforc
08-20-2009, 12:43 PM
..........and spider droppings...
Lindale
08-21-2009, 10:24 AM
soft and crunchy
Eönwë
08-21-2009, 10:51 AM
..., not to mention...
narfforc
08-21-2009, 01:29 PM
.....poisonous as venom...
TheGreatElvenWarrior
08-22-2009, 04:23 PM
...and sweet as...
narfforc
08-22-2009, 07:52 PM
....poisoned spider droppings....
TheGreatElvenWarrior
08-22-2009, 10:07 PM
...however, the spider...
Babidi Buu
08-23-2009, 01:49 AM
was very mad
Eönwë
08-23-2009, 04:03 AM
and had decided
Laurinquë
08-23-2009, 05:09 AM
...that Ulmo was...
Lindale
08-23-2009, 07:14 AM
to dance and
Babidi Buu
08-25-2009, 05:48 PM
Hop around like
narfforc
08-26-2009, 09:49 AM
...a Bombadil doll....
Lindale
08-29-2009, 05:05 AM
in an orange
narfforc
08-31-2009, 11:33 AM
...... vest and Longjohns....
Nessa Telrunya
08-31-2009, 04:11 PM
"with bright pink"
Lindale
09-08-2009, 05:44 AM
laces and boots
narfforc
09-09-2009, 10:10 AM
Meanwhile in Harad.....
The Sixth Wizard
09-09-2009, 10:28 AM
... lots of sand ...
Eönwë
09-09-2009, 12:56 PM
was being kicked
narfforc
09-09-2009, 03:50 PM
.... by Oliphaunts ballet....
Lindale
09-10-2009, 07:48 AM
watched by some
narfforc
09-12-2009, 12:52 AM
.....other dancing Oliphaunts....
Lindale
09-13-2009, 08:32 AM
clad in frilly
narfforc
09-13-2009, 10:02 PM
....pink canvas tents......
Lindale
09-14-2009, 09:12 AM
which sang horribly.
narfforc
09-14-2009, 03:31 PM
Meanwhile in Mordor.............
Lindale
09-14-2009, 11:19 PM
a host of
Loslote
09-15-2009, 10:08 PM
hungry hobbits were
narfforc
09-16-2009, 08:13 AM
.....eating dead orcs......
Lindale
09-21-2009, 04:35 AM
spiced with rosemary
narfforc
09-21-2009, 10:06 AM
.....and her sister....
Loslote
09-21-2009, 07:29 PM
thyme. Then they
Lindale
09-21-2009, 10:12 PM
saw wine and
narfforc
09-22-2009, 10:34 AM
....Thyme said she....
Eönwë
09-22-2009, 02:11 PM
wanted a timely
narfforc
09-22-2009, 02:59 PM
....halt to proceedings....
Erendis
09-23-2009, 01:32 AM
..of hungry hobbits...
Loslote
09-23-2009, 07:35 PM
who like to
Lindale
09-23-2009, 08:02 PM
party a lot
Erendis
09-24-2009, 03:38 AM
especially because they
TheGreatElvenWarrior
09-25-2009, 11:51 PM
are really strange
narfforc
09-27-2009, 11:52 AM
........looking when exploding.....
Loslote
09-27-2009, 03:56 PM
marshmallows in the
narfforc
09-28-2009, 06:42 AM
...back of their............
Loslote
10-01-2009, 09:22 PM
big white van.
narfforc
10-02-2009, 01:05 PM
Smeagol's Sushi Restaurant..............
TheGreatElvenWarrior
10-02-2009, 01:43 PM
....was named very...
Loslote
10-02-2009, 05:51 PM
hastily by Quickbeam
narfforc
10-03-2009, 08:53 AM
Tasssssty Fasssst Fissh'sss
Loslote
10-04-2009, 07:24 PM
and later dubbed
Lindale
10-05-2009, 08:54 AM
by Gondorian health
Alessa
10-05-2009, 11:27 AM
...recently crushed a...
Eönwë
10-05-2009, 11:58 AM
very brightly coloured
And welcome to the Barrow-Downs, Alessa. I hope you enjoy it here.
Loslote
10-05-2009, 01:31 PM
beetle under their
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