Three Word Story

[Nessa Telrunya]

This was an idea I found on many other forums and such. Each players types three words and so on until there is one large story(lotr related, of course :)) I figured everyone could give it a try. To be able to tell the difference between user comments and the actual story, we can put our three words into quotes.

I'll start :D

"In the Shire...." (Now the next user will add three words)

[Morsul the Dark]

there lived a...

[Nogrod]

curious hobbit called...

[Bêthberry]

Esmerelda of Bucklebury.

(The first sentence thusly: In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury.)

[Morsul the Dark]

. Hobbits for miles....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"loved to eat"


(btw, Bêthberry, good idea: The poster to finish a sentence should write out the whole thing :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

...the brand new...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"purple mushroom casserole"

[Morsul the Dark]

"Which she made..."

[Nessa Telrunya]

"with a dark"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... green substance she...

[Bêthberry]

grew in the

[Nogrod]

purple mushroom casserole made of a dark green substance... :rolleyes:


"...secret cellar under..."

[narfforc]

......the smelly cowshed.

[Eönwë]

[First 2 sentences: "In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed."]


"Sometimes, she even..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... made four large...

[narfforc]

....trolls eat the....

[Pitchwife]

...plums that were...

(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)

[Inziladun]

....old and moldy....

[narfforc]

......,and covered in.......

[Eönwë]

...a fluffy multicoloured...

[narfforc]

....mashed mouse mousse.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

First 3 sentences: "In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse.
"...But Uncle Bilbo..."

[Inziladun]

"....knew something shocking..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... about the secret...

[Eönwë]

..., which was that...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"it also contained"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... some 'special' meat.

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat."

Therefore, she decided...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"to make a"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...soylent green roast...

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

...which smelled like...

[Oddwen]

...a putrid, oozing...

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

...duck, that was...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...served at Rivendell...

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

... thirtythree years ago...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...as Gollum ate...

[Oddwen]

...something else entirely.


"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely."

[narfforc]

Smeagol ate Deagol......

[Hakon]

and then he...

[narfforc]

.....burped very loudly,

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... in his grandmother's face...

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

... and then declared...

[narfforc]

..You're next Preciousss.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

...When Esmeralda heard...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"this unfortunate bit"

[narfforc]

....of bad news...

[Eönwë]

...she decided to...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...ask Bilbo to...

[Tinuviel of Twilight]

...give her advice...

[narfforc]

....... on Insurance Claims........

[narfforc]

..for poisoning customers.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

...But the Precious...

[Eönwë]

...decided that it...

[Hakon]

was best to

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...go to Bagend...

[Nogrod]

...and claim for...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...itself Esmeralda's delicious...

[narfforc]

.......mouldy, smelly pie.....

[Eönwë]

...which happened to...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...be Uncle Bilbo's...

[Eönwë]

...secret secret which...

[narfforc]

....everyone knew about.

[Nessa Telrunya]

"so it apparently"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently...involved Arwen, Legolas...

[Hakon]

and an angry...

[Eönwë]

...mob of scary-looking...

[narfforc]

.....zombie hobbit children..

[Hakon]

that all planned...

[Eönwë]

...to dance all...

[narfforc]

....over Bilbo's face..

[Eönwë]

..., which made passers-by...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...drink zombie blood...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"and then go"

[Eönwë]

...and eat some...

[Pitchwife]

...toasted lembas with...

[Oddwen]

...unfounded glee. (Someone used an extra words earlier.)



"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Despite all this, ...

[Eönwë]

...it was clear...

(But surely hyphens count as one word. Or is that stretching it too far?)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... that not even...

[Eönwë]

...Sauron's bad breath...

[Inziladun]

...could prevent Bilbo...

[Eönwë]

...from releasing the...

[Oddwen]

...horror upon the...

[Eönwë]

...unsuspecting folk of...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...Mirkwood vampire spiders...

[Eönwë]

...which happened to...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...bite Legolas Greenleaf...

[narfforc]

..in his buttocks...

[Eönwë]

..., which was distressing...

[Hakon]

because he then...

[Inziladun]

...required Gimli to...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"use a special"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...and very painful...

[Eönwë]

...method, in order...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"to cleanse and"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...drink Esmeralda's remedy...

[Eönwë]

...which was made...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... on Tuesday night.

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

[Eönwë]

This caused there...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"to be some"

[Eönwë]

...sudden changes in...

[narfforc]

....this absurd story......

[Inziladun]

...which Bilbo was...

[narfforc]

........trying to translate......

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... into every language ...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...,publish in Playboy,...

[Nessa Telrunya]

and send to

[narfforc]

...Mr Peter Jackson.

[Eönwë]

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."


A rift in...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...the space-time continuum...

[Inziladun]

...opened near Esmerelda's...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...kitchen as she...

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

...ate all the ...

[Hakon]

cookies made from...

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

...Bob marley's garden ...

[narfforc]

.......of strange Weed.....

[Tuor in Gondolin]

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."


A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
...The continuum spun...

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

...in many colours...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...and teleported Esmeralda...

[narfforc]

.....to her toilet......

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...and then Rivendell...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"Where she could"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

.. get fat on ...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"the wonderful foods"

[narfforc]

.........cooked in lard.

[Nessa Telrunya]

"and dipped in"

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

...fried beef stew...

[Eönwë]

...which had large...

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

...chunks of slime...

[Hakon]

as well as

[Oddwen]

...many smaller ones.



When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."


A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...Elrond's gourmet chef...

[Eönwë]

...decided to see...

[narfforc]

.........his mad doctor.....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"to find out"

[narfforc]

.......what psychopath meant.......

[Nessa Telrunya]

"to try and"

[narfforc]

......cure Smeagol's cousin.......

[Nessa Telrunya]

"of his dangerous"

[narfforc]

.........dead body syndrome...

[Hakon]

that was caused...

[narfforc]

.....by being eaten..

[Eönwë]

...by a giant...

[Pitchwife]

...pile of animated...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...zombie hobbit protoplasm...

[narfforc]

............called Smeagol Gollum.......

[mormegil]

(I'll give this a stab, I hope this is okay)

"Deagol never did"

[narfforc]

........get over dying.........

[Nessa Telrunya]

"but instead he"

[mormegil]

"took to lying."

[narfforc]

.......and to prying......

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...and getting reanimated...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"by an unwilling"

[narfforc]

...angry, Half-orc....

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...under Saruman's direction...

[Lindale]

...and Deagol turned...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... his nose up ...

[mormegil]

"to smell the"

[narfforc]

.....Socks of Saruman...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

... dangling from the ...

[mormegil]

"clothesline of Orthanc."

[Nessa Telrunya]

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."


A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones.
Elrond's gourmet chef decided to see his mad doctor to find out what psychopath meant to try and cure Smeagol's cousin of his dangerous dead body syndrome that was caused by being eaten by a giant pile of animated zombie hobbit protoplasm called Smeagol/Gollum.
Deagol never did get over dying, but instead he took to lying, and to prying, and getting reanimated by an unwilling angry, Half-orc under Saruman's direction, and Deagol turned his nose up to smell the Socks of Saruman dangling from the clothesline of Orthanc.


"These Socks were..."

[narfforc]

.....no longer white.....

[Lindale]

which Gandalf saw

[narfforc]

...........when stealing them.........

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...leaving rainbow replacements...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"Which he hoped..."

[Tuor in Gondolin]

,,,would match Saruman's...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"pretty new robes."

[narfforc]

.....donated by Dulux....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"and smelling of"

[narfforc]

...bad breath and.....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"rotten cheesy beans."

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...This nauseated Wromtongue...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"So he bought"

[narfforc]

....some flowery airspray....

[mormegil]

"from the gap..."

[Nessa Telrunya]

"of Rohan boutique"

[narfforc]

...owned by Shirkingbad....

[narfforc]

...., malingerer of Meduseld....

[mormegil]

"keeper of the"

[narfforc]

.........Bent Sword, Illforged.....

[mormegil]

"Illforge was a"

[narfforc]

.....Follywood plastic prop.........

[mormegil]

"with keen edge"

[narfforc]

....and rubber handgrip......

[Oddwen]

...boasting seven kills...

[narfforc]

..........by toxic poisoning......

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...using Esmeralda's recipes...

[narfforc]

........on the blade....

[Eönwë]

..., all of which...

[mormegil]

"had a minty"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

...worried Uncle Bilbo...

[Eönwë]

...aftertaste if you...

[narfforc]

...eat the dead.....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"without any seasoning."

[mormegil]

"Which of course,"

[narfforc]

..........only Orcs do..

[Nessa Telrunya]

"But then again"

[narfforc]

....so do Trolls.

[Nessa Telrunya]

"And so Wormtongue"

[narfforc]

...gave Saruman odoureaters...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"But Saruman wasn't"

[narfforc]

.....interested in smelling ......

[Nessa Telrunya]

"like a wonderful"

[narfforc]

.....elven toilet seat.

[Nessa Telrunya]

"which feels very"

[narfforc]

.....comfy on the....

[Lindale]

really weary Rangers'

[narfforc]

....coarse hairy skin...

[Lindale]

and the Elves'

[Eönwë]

...not very coarse...

[narfforc]

....cheeks and chins...

[Nessa Telrunya]

"and of course"

[narfforc]

...their soft posteriors....

[Eönwë]

...which were very...

[narfforc]

......much behind them....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"And they really"

[narfforc]

......couldn't see them....

[Eönwë]

...for much longer.

[narfforc]

...than a second...

[Oddwen]

...before their friends...

[narfforc]

..........burst out laughing...

[Lindale]

which made them

[narfforc]

.....quickly cover up.....

[Nessa Telrunya]

"What had been"

[Eönwë]

...a very embarrassing...

[narfforc]

.......moment of movement.

[Nienna]

...now turned into...

[narfforc]

.....the U bend....

[Lindale]

which really did

[narfforc]

...bend the u-turn.

[narfforc]

Saruman by now.........

[Nienna]

... had seen all ...

[Eönwë]

...the Uruk-Hai...

[narfforc]

..do the tango.....

[Eönwë]

...in floral dresses...

[mormegil]

"on the battlefield"

[Nessa Telrunya]

"so he was"

[Nienna]

... slightly concerned but ...

[Lindale]

really he was

[mormegil]

"stricken with sadness"

[narfforc]

...and bowel complaints...

[Eönwë]

...which he never...

[mormegil]

"dealt with properly"

[Lindale]

but otherwise he

[narfforc]

...wasn't very normal....

[Babidi Buu]

Illness which he

[Nessa Telrunya]

"Hoped would soon..."

[Lindale]

disappear but he