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Arawethiel

06-04-2003, 11:22 PM

*Chuckles* I've been missing out! Monty Python, evil muffins, and James Bonds galore! You guys have the funniest ideas! I've come up with a little contest based off of American Idol. Anyone can do the clips for it and vote for who sings the best. Of course that is if the contestants make it to singing because I'm sure some of them will try to rig it. smilies/evil.gif Ok, let me know if you guys are interested in doing this because I will keep track of the votes. The contest can end on Monday, June 9 or before that if there are no contestants left.

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Now the one who became the Disco King of Middle Earth brings you an entirely new contest, Middle Earth Idol!!

Hello, all and especially my supporters on the Downs! Today I bring to you a special show where others may obtain the fame and status that I have through singing!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnboromirbw.jpg

*Cheers sound for Boromir and shouts of Do the Wave can be heard*

Thank you, thank you my adoring fans! And without further ado I announce to you the four contestants for ME Idol!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnboromirsmile.jpg

B: First it's my overshadowed brother Faramir!
F: At last an opportunity to shine!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttfaramir/thumbnails/tntwotowers1069.jpg

B: Next up is the self absorbed Legolas!
L: With my natural Elven talent for singing and incredibly good looks I have this contest in the bag!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrlegolas/thumbnails/tnfotr_141.jpg

B: The third contestant is our favorite Fool of a Took, Pippin!
P: Everyone tells me I'm quite a good singer, well all the drunks in the pub that is.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrmerryandpippin/thumbnails/tnpippinbw.jpg

B: And finally the man with too many names Aragorn!!
A: No one can sing the ballad of Beren and Luthien like I can.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotraragorn/thumbnails/tnPDVD_607.jpg

TBC...I'm posting who the judges are next.

Arawethiel

06-04-2003, 11:31 PM

B: Now that you know the contestants its time to introduce the judges! I, the Disco King, am the first judge on ME Idol!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG

B: And now our next judge, the Witch King of the Nazgul.
WK: All that screeching is in tune you know.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrnazgul/thumbnails/tnWRAITHBW.JPG

B: Please Witch King put your black robe on you're freaking everyone out.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_13.JPG

WK: FINE!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_nazgulrobes_1.jpg

B: And the last judge is the all seeing beautiful Galadriel!
G: Thank you, unfortunately I already know the winner because I've looked into my magic birdbath.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_21.JPG

B: *Coughs* Keep that to yourself, Galadriel.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_5.JPG

B: Know that you know everyone let the contest begin!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_6.jpg

Ok, the judges and contestants are set! Feel free to add your own scene to it. smilies/biggrin.gif

Everdawn

06-05-2003, 05:25 AM

OH man that was so funny, puts my herbal essence attempt to shame... but not to worry, oh not at all, for i too have something coming! mark my words! *evil laughter*

OK ill stop now..

The Barrow-Wight

06-05-2003, 07:31 AM

This topic has become way too long and takes forever to load (and adds to our bandwidth woes). I am closing it but will reopen another in just a few minutes.

Morsul the Dark

08-09-2004, 01:51 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_fellowship_1.jpg
Aragorn: Good Party
Gandalf: Yes jolly good fun

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galleries/rotkgalleries/allpics_gallery_p1.html
Denetor:(half Drunk)A toast too all these great people here too night especially Eowyn *blows Kiss*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_eowyn_1.jpg
Eowyn Aw how sweet

Party continues...next day

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_sam_shire_3.jpg
Sam: Ah what a gorsious day

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_sam_shire_2.jpg
Sam:Is that.. it is!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg
Sam: Frodo you drunk you were up all night partying with DEnetor and Gandalf huh?! I went and told you alcoholism is bad you should be a DOwnsaholic like me it's much safer!

OK lousy joke at the end otherwise it seemed good

Feanor of the Peredhil

08-09-2004, 09:02 AM

This topic has become way too long and takes forever to load (and adds to our bandwidth woes). I am closing it but will reopen another in just a few minutes.
I thought... did I miss something?

On subject, very good, Morsul.

Fea

Morsul the Dark

08-14-2004, 05:47 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_12.JPG
What is that?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_gaffer_1.JPG
Yes what is that?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_eye_1.jpg
do tell, speak up
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG
I have no idea what you're talking about?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_2.JPG
So your plan is to what? make the ringwraiths laugh to death? You look so Silly!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG
I thought it was a cool helmet
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_moria_7.JPG
You cant be serious!

The Barrow-Wight

08-14-2004, 06:36 PM

There is a limit to the picture size you may post on this thread. Please adjust them accordingly.

Morsul the Dark

08-14-2004, 06:38 PM

I dont know how to do that...i gladly would if i knew how

Elennar Starfire

08-14-2004, 07:27 PM

Photoshop works well. Even paint (lousiest program ever) can adjust size.

Encaitare

08-14-2004, 08:25 PM

I just discovered this thread and have been sneaking glances while trying to do homework.. blugh. But Boromir is SO the Disco King *does the wave for Boromir*! And I LOVED the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" ... *does the wave for the Saucepan Man*

So I decided I'd contribute my little story, dedicated to my favorite character, Grima.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_24.jpg

Grima: I have fangirls. Oh yes, I do, and they are loyal indeed. But they are few in number, and I cannot live up to certain pretty boys -- yet. Therefore, I must come up with a way to be pretty... hmmmmm *ponders*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_18.jpg

Aha! I have it! I shall, through subtle words and bad makeup, make everyone in the world look heinously unattractive... except Eowyn, of course. Then I shall by default, look considerably handsomer than everyone else, and Eowyn will fall for me! Bah hah! And who better to start with than the King of Rohan? *singsong* Oh, Theoden...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_10.jpg

Theoden: Yes, Councilor?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_21.jpg

Grima: My lord, I have recently received from Saruman the Evil Wizard who Wants to Kill You All *cough cough* I mean, the White--

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_1.JPG

Saruman: Of Many Colours!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_11.jpg

Grima: No, that sounds too suspicious! So I have received a box of beauty products that I think my lord may find beneficial for his... er... changing look.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_rohan_1.JPG

Theoden: Changing look? Are you calling me old?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_10.jpg

Grima: I would never! I think that you will find it a rejuvenating experience to have a new look. I hear that Denethor over in Minas Tirith has gotten a makeover, and even Elrond has gotten his eyebrows waxed... you wouldn't want to be left out, would you, my lord?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_rohan_4.JPG

Theoden: Well, no! You are wise and clever, Councilor Grima! Let the makeover begin!

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Whew! I finally got the pictures to work! TBC in just a moment...

Encaitare

08-14-2004, 08:33 PM

A couple of weeks later....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theodengrima_1.JPG

Theoden: *mumble mumble*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_4.JPG

Grima: *cackles* Yes, it seems to be working. Already I am looking prettier. Just check out this mysterious profile, this fair complexion, this--

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_army_8.jpg

Army: GET ON WITH IT!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_theodengrima_2.jpg

Grima: Okay! Sheesh... So I'm lookin' pretty darn good... *flashes grin at camera, teeth sparkle*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_11.jpg

Fugly Theoden: HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_rohan_1.JPG

Grima: Aw, shut up! I look better than *you* at least...

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TBC....

Encaitare

08-14-2004, 08:54 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_20.jpg

Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_warg_1.jpg

Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_hama_1.jpg

Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_19.jpg

Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE!

Hama: What, my lord?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_22.jpg

Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think!

Hama: erm... okay.

*music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_23.jpg

Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team?

Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord?

Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team!

*SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_7.JPG

Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_4.JPG

Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore??

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_11.JPG

Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_21.jpg

Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_35.jpg

Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally...

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For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much? :p TBC...

Hookbill the Goomba

08-16-2004, 11:46 AM

Here goes nothing;

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_26.JPG Frodo: What is it?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_40.jpg Frodo: Yes...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_40.jpg Frodo: Yes...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FRODO/ttt_frodo_42.jpg WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FRODO/ttt_frodo_44.jpg Frodo: and you believed him?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FRODO/ttt_frodo_42.jpg There is nothing else for it...
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/end-end.jpg

Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life.

Oddwen

08-19-2004, 06:48 PM

O, sweet Crazy Pics!
Whose reasonably sized images
I shall host myself
Lest the BW
Be stirr'd from his Barrow
And close
The Thread.

Welcome to your next Insanity Hosted Competition! Here we are at the Crazy Pics! Arena for our next contest...this time to decide the *drumroll* *paradiddle ten stroke roll* *

H | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x |
S | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - |
B | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - |

*

Audience: Get ON with it already!

Err, ok. The contest is to decide the HAIREST MAN IN MIDDLE-EARTH!
And now, here's your judge Peregrin Took!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinuhheehee.jpg
Oh no...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinexasperated.jpg
Please don't submit me to this humiliation and utter degradation again!

Nonsense! You'll enjoy it! Especially when you get to meet the contestants.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinwince.jpg
No please no please no please no please...

First off is Aragorn son of Arathorn! Many long years of razorless wandering in the wilds gives man a distinct advantage!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornsneer.jpg
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rowrrr!

Also there's the Wizard Gandalf! Wisdom sits in his right hand, the light of knowledge is upon his brow, and there are crumbs in his copious beard!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
Ahhh...

And Gimli son of Gloin! Keeper of the three golden hairs, and also the Eru-knows-how-many brown ones!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimliheehee.jpg
Annnnnnd you know it!

And Frodo son of Drogo! Which is thicker? The hair on his haid, or on his feet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodomakesomethingofit.jpg
Yo yo, wassap homey dog? Fo shizzle ma nizz, dig my 'fro 'do, what? My hair be brick!

What? Um, and last but not least...Legolas?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
Yes. What else is there for you to say? Yes, yes, yes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbasking.jpg
Just look at my hair, how it shines in the moonlight!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasitsabird.jpg
Here, let me tilt my head so you can get the full impact.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbraid.jpg
My immaculate braid...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolaspose.jpg
Not to mention my dashing, debonair stare from across the room, practiced over centuries...

Duhhrrrrr...well, anyway, let us get on with the contest!

(TBC)

Oddwen

08-19-2004, 07:07 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlidididothat.jpg
Ooh, there's some pretty stiff competition...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimliheehee.jpg
But it's all in the bag!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlidumblygaping.jpg
Or maybe I should say "In the Helmet".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolaspose.jpg
Hello, dwarf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlistare.jpg
What? Oh, it's you. What do you want?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasevilchortle.jpg
I want to do something that I've wanted to do for a long, long time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlibeard.jpg
Noo! Not the beard!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/jrdbeardless.jpg
You stupid elf! My beautiful beard is gone! What a disgrace for a dwarf!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolassmirk.jpg
***And for a full three days, the forests echoed and rang with elvish laughter***

(TBC...but tomorrow. I must leave now. G'night!)

Elennar Starfire

08-19-2004, 07:40 PM

So do we get to vote?

Mariska Greenleaf

08-20-2004, 03:40 AM

How wonderful that this topic is back again!!!
Oddwen, that was funny as hell.
I remember when I first came to visit the Downs that I fell of my chair laughing with some crazy scenes here. Unfortunately, I do not have the time to make up one of my own, but I don't think I could do better then any of you guys anyway.
Keep it coming! :D

Oddwen

08-20-2004, 02:16 PM

Thank you, Mariska! It is indeed wonderful that the esteemed Barrow Wight has let it continue.

I would encourage my fellow Downers to investigate www.photobucket.com to host pics with.

You can vote all you want, but Pippin is the one you have to convince, if you follow me. ;)

That brings up thoughts. "Which Of the Contest Judges Would Have Gone Trophy Mad?" We know that Boromir would have been first, but whom next? Would it have been Pippin, because of his naivte? Aragorn, because he was Isildur's heir, and mortal and corruptible? Or maybe Gandalf, for his desire to do good?
Hmm. ;)

More tonight, hopefully...

(Nuts! Had this all typed up, and then IE crashed. *kicks computer*)

Oh yes, Elennar. Granola people aren't the only ones who care about their socks. I care very much too. :p

Oddwen

08-20-2004, 06:42 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornsneer.jpg
So...you're in this thing too Frodo?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodoknowingandwiseandcute.jpg
What? Don't give me the bizzle, jabroney.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/disbelief.jpg
What? I don't suppose I could offer you some cookies, could I?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodowhatflewuphisnose.jpg
Hey, stop hatin' on me and my whodi! Why you be baller-blocking me?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
Umm...be easy...so, why do you think you'll win?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodopuh-leeze.jpg
Two words, boo. "Baller Status", yo! Now I'm like 'YAY' for y'all, but let's say you get outta my grill, grimey!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornfright.jpg
Um...sprechen ve Deutch?

Naz

08-21-2004, 06:07 PM

Oddwen, that was hilarious! Especially the last part.. "Um...sprechen ve Deutch?" That killed me!! :D

Elennar Starfire

08-21-2004, 07:40 PM

Any chance of getting a translation of what Frodo was saying? Or was it just some gibberish ye made up?

Oh yes, Elennar. Granola people aren't the only ones who care about their socks. I care very much too.

Are ye sure ye aren't a granola person?

Oddwen

08-24-2004, 06:46 PM

Elennar, are ye sure ye haven't been watchin' a certain pirate movie lately, matey?
And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"?

A quick few definitions:

Bizzle (I took the suffix "-izzle" and combined it to make"business")

Jabroney (Someone who is sub-par or doesn't meet expectations)

Hating (To try to stop/dissuade someone or something)

Whodi (Friends)

Baller-blocking (To stand in the way of someone)

Boo (A sweetheart or special friend)

Baller Status (the state or quality of excellence or of supreme quality)

'YAY' (Sarcastic, totally.)

Grill (Face, personal space, or teeth)

Grimey (A selfish person)

Sprechen ve Deutch? (Do you speak German?)

From The Ghetto Dictionary (http://www.uwm.edu/~briancw2/dictionary.html#g). Watch out for some language, though.

Elennar Starfire

08-24-2004, 07:50 PM

Heh...I thought it was gibberish... :rolleyes: Ye learn something every day, eh?

Elennar, are ye sure ye haven't been watchin' a certain pirate movie lately, matey?

Nope, I haven't been watching a certain pirate movie lately. I just like saying 'ye'. Luthy got me doing it...

And do you mean "Granola Person" as in "A Person Consisting of Granola" or do you mean "granola person" as in "a person who likes granola"?
"Person who likes granola". But ye don't necessarily have to like granola to be a Granola Person...

It came from something my friend said...I'll share it in a crazy scene! (slightly modified to fit, though...)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_8.JPG
Daddy, do you wish I was a Granola Person?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_6.JPG
???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_aragorn_2.jpg
???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_13.jpg
What's a Granola Person?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_10.JPG
You know, someone who eats granola, healthy foods, doesn't eat junk food, doesn't wear makeup...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG
(catching on) They wear cotton socks...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_19.jpg
They care about their socks...

Encaitare

08-25-2004, 09:32 AM

..Chuckle chuckle..

I am no granola person, but I certainly do care about my socks!

If anyone cares, sorry for the lack of addition to my scene-story. I had a nice new installment but I lost it.

Sleepy Ranger

08-25-2004, 12:22 PM

My turn to try.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_5.JPG
Bilbo- Hello and welcome to this boxi..er...wrest..no to this kill each other match between Legolas and Aragorn.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_20.JPG
Legolas- Prepare to sleep Aragorn.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_11.JPG
Aragorn- Dream on girlie boy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_1.JPG
Merry- Who do you think will win Pip?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_2.JPG
Pippin- My moneys on the guy with long hair.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_3.JPG
Merry- They both have long hair.

Pippin- No! No! The smelly one, Merry, the smelly one.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_3.JPG
Frodo- Lets start the first round Bilbo.

Bilbo- As soon as I find the bell kid.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_5.JPG
Frodo- I am not a kid.

Bilbo- Quiet little one I need to find that bell.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_19.JPG
Legolas- Whats taking them so long?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_hollin_2.JPG
Aragorn- Chill out Elfie dude, they'll start when they want to. Why don't you lie down for a while no sense wasting all your energy standing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG
Legolas- On the ground?!? Surely you jest, My hair would be ruined.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_9.JPG
Bilbo- Where is that bell?

Hope you people like it. I'll continue it later if you want me to.

TBC

Naz

08-25-2004, 12:45 PM

I wish to read on about this lost bell :)

Sleepy Ranger

08-27-2004, 03:35 AM

Heres the rest

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_12.JPG
Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_15.JPG
Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_8.JPG
Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_weathertop_1.JPG
Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy.

Merry- Think of the mushrooms.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_hollin_3.JPG
Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_caradhras_2.JPG
Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_caradhras_8.JPG
Legolas- Will you stop calling me that?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_9.JPG
Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us.

Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_2.JPG
Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_weathertop_2.JPG
Frodo- You two stop them while I run.

Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand.

Pippin- Hey! Thats my line!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodopippin_bree_1.JPG
Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.*

Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_10.JPG
Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us.

Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- *shoots*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_bree_1.JPG
Sam- *dies*

Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme?

Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_15.JPG
Bilbo- Argh they found me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- Now we shoot you.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_14.JPG
Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_2.JPG
Frodo- No you don't!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_2.JPG
Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- ..... Find that bell.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_4.JPG
Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_1.JPG
Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_2.JPG
Bilbo- Here is the bell.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_2.JPG
Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_4.JPG
Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_3.JPG
Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_33.JPG
Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_6.JPG
Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_3.JPG
Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_4.JPG
Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie.

THE END
--------------------

Hope you folk liked it.

Naz

08-27-2004, 08:14 PM

"*to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here."

*dies*
That was brilliant^ ^

Saraphim

08-28-2004, 12:01 AM

This truly is crazy, but honestly very hilarious.:smokin:

Sleepy Ranger

08-29-2004, 04:09 AM

Yay! People like it! People like it! Time to get some inspiration for next one.

Hookbill the Goomba

09-04-2004, 06:08 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_sarumangrima_isenguard_4.JPG
Saruman: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_1.jpg
What? The curtains?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_5.jpg
No not the curtains! The land! All the rolling tracks of land!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_10.jpg
But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_3.jpg
Rather what?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_27.jpg
Just SING!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/SARUMAN/ttt_saruman_7.jpg
Cut that out! You are marrying princess Dave, and you are going to like it!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_8.jpg
I thought you said it was Eyowin!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_5.jpg
Erm... *Dashes off*

Encaitare

09-15-2004, 02:22 PM

In my infinite boredom, I have decided to continue this fun series....

Part IV:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_19.jpg

Eomer: I shall bring down this troublesome uglifying councilor yet! I hoped it would not have to come to this, but I must call the SWUDT hotline! Now where's that spiffy phone...

http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/306102751

... ahh, there it is. ::picks up phone and dials 1-800-SWUDT-4U::

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_23.jpg

Dagnabbit, it's a prerecorded message! I hate these things!

http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/306102751

SWUDT Message: Good day, and thank you for contacting the Super Wizard's Uber-Fast-Running Dream Team. Your call and your interest are very important to us. Unfortunately, all lines are currently unavailable, due to the fact that the Dream Team may be tramping around in the woods right now, and that said Wizard is recovering from being deceased at present. Please try back later. Have a nice day!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOMER/ttt_Eomer_29.jpg

Eomer: ::grumble grumble:: Yeah, you too, stinky voice message.

http://thm-ar1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/306102751

SWUDT Message: I heard that, Horse-Boy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOMER/ttt_Eomer_28.jpg

Eomer: ::slams down phone:: Uh-oh... seems SWUDT may not show after all... drat. Now what?

------------------

TBC later, when ninecompanions.net decides to work again.

Nimrodel_9

09-24-2004, 05:07 PM

Wonderful! Let`s have more! :D

Oddwen

10-22-2004, 08:48 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasevilchortle.jpg
I am peeved!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolaspose.jpg
I am irate!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasitsabird.jpg
I am...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbasking.jpg
I am...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlistare.jpg
You am what?!?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinoohhhhhhh.jpg
Yes, please tell us!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasisthatabug.jpg
I am...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolascontemplative.jpg
Hmm. What am I?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
I'll tell you what you are, you little...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
Ah yes, I remember! I am gorgeous! I am beautious! I am twirling because I know how stupendous I am!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/denethorshock.jpg
???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolassmirk.jpg
Ah yes, you mock me because you do not believe. But I believe! And I shall now twirl and sing for the wonder that is ME!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirheadache.jpg
Ai Elbereth, not this again!

tbc...

Oddwen

10-22-2004, 09:23 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasheeeeheeeheeee.jpg
I am skippy, and whippy, and yippie, and nippy, and...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/sarumanpokeystick.jpg
AHHHHHHHH!!

***POKE!***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/celebornhoooh.jpg
The Pokey Stick of Doom! The Pokey Stick of Doom has avenged us!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirglee.jpg
YAY! Now all can live in peace forevermore!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/rosiedothewave.jpg
Do the Wave for the Pokey Stick of Doom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenteehee.jpg
Ooh, Saruman...can I call you Cúrunir? You're sooo masterful...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorniwasbarelyinvolved.jpg
Ah, I could've done it with my hand tied behind my...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/disbelief.jpg
Wait a minute...Arwen, what did you say?!?

Bitter against Legolas? Who, me?

Oddwen

10-22-2004, 09:32 PM

This is an older one that I did on MY FORUM (http://WWW.ODDWENSPLACE.FORUMER.COM) a while back. One or two of you may recognize it.

~*~*~*~*~*~

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasposingonarock.jpg
Here I am, the Great Legolas Greenleaf, attempting to bungee jump the Great Rock.

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasanotherposeonarock.jpg
I shove my assistants aside and gaze fearlessly down into the depths.

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasisthatabug.jpg
Man, that's a long way down.

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
But nevermind, I am as fearless as I am good-looking! Now I jump...

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samrope.jpg
Mr. Legolas sir, I've cleaned your rope all up...Mr. Legolas?

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samrunning.jpg
Mr. Legolas! Don't jump without your...

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samgasp.jpg
Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake.

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samsneaky.jpg
But at least now I'm the prettiest...

~*~*~*~*~*~

Strange? Yes. Sam fan? Yes. Yes.
Go Sam! And strangeness!

THE Ka

10-22-2004, 10:31 PM

Ahh... Well, this isn't really my picture but, it's from one of my favortie movies. Hedwig and The Angry Inch !!! So enjoy.

You've seen Boromir the Disco King...
( David Bowie made a song called "Bring me the Disco King")

Now Meet Legolas, The Glam Rocker!!!
http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_h/hedwig_inch.jpg

Now, how about another picture?
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4574_002_thumb.jpg

Ah, i love myself!!! :D

- A Very Creative Ka

THE Ka

10-23-2004, 11:11 AM

Hear, hear! smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_21.JPG
*sigh* I have fangirls now. What a great feeling of satisfaction.

AHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU DISCO-KING!!!! david bowie made a song just for you!!! Let me sing it for you!!! (THE Ka goes into her glam rocker mode) "Bring me the disco-king..."

boromir: Ahh! Help! Am I dead? I have a Glam rocker Ghost as a fan girl ahhh! Aragorn save me!!! :eek:

Ka: *Sniff no one loves me... come back!!!

Yours, glamoriously THE Ka :smokin:

THE Ka

10-23-2004, 11:19 AM

Ahh! People! It's not all that bad! Is it? Ah! Be that way! :o

Elennar Starfire

10-24-2004, 08:10 PM

I love you! *huggles Ka*

*starts rocking out and singing songs from Labyrinth* Bowie's awesome!

Sapphire_Flame

10-25-2004, 09:45 AM

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samsneaky.jpg
But at least now I'm the prettiest...

w00t! Nice one, Oddwen! :D :D

Abedithon le,

~ Aranel ~

Nimrodel_9

10-25-2004, 11:44 AM

Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake.

Tee hee hee! I love it, Oddwen! :D

Umwë

10-25-2004, 11:57 AM

Oddwen, great pics, with just the perfect lines under! :D It's hilarious!

THE Ka

10-25-2004, 10:17 PM

I love you! *huggles Ka*

*starts rocking out and singing songs from Labyrinth* Bowie's awesome!

OH MY GODDESS! i absolutely adore that movie... I saw it in theatres! Also i enjoyed the Dark Crystal. I love "Dance Magic Dance"... i watch it regurally. i wish i knew more movies with bowie in it. :D Anyway, you can find "Bring me The Disco King" (i wish someone could bring ME the disco-king :rolleyes: ) on the Underworld Soundtrack. It's track # 6. Blessed Be Elennar! May the disco king lovers unite! :)

Oddwen

10-26-2004, 09:26 PM

THE Ka - I'm not really that big of a fan of David Bowie, but I do like "Bring Me the Disco King". I wanted to thank you for pointing me towards it, I first heard of it in your sig/location. So thanks! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif
And did you know, when I first heard about the LotR movies (late 1999 early 2000) I read somewhere online that David Bowie wanted to try out for the part of Elrond. I thought you especially might get a kick out of that. Just a blurb here. (http://greenbooks.theonering.net/quickbeam/files/090101.html)

On, then!
Starring Eowyn as THE Ka and Arwen as Ellenar Starfire
~*~*~*~*~*~*~

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/parra88olg/Ohyeah.png
Bring me the Disco King...Bring me the Disco King...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynsmile.jpg
Here he is!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromiraskingadvise.jpg
They dragged me here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirdisco.jpg
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenteehee.jpg
Isn't he just scrumptious?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/roasted_kiwi/pinkcapbowie.png
Um...it was just a song, ladies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowyncry.jpg
It was?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenpout.jpg
That's too bad. Boromir, you'll have to go home.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirheadache.jpg
Finally...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/roasted_kiwi/Jareth2.png
I hope you two don't feel too bad.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Nah. Not too bad.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/ZiggyGoo/Icons/10.png
Oh, good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenGOAWAY.jpg
LET'S GET HIM!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/squirefrick/Bowie/Icons/Bowie88.jpg
AGGHH!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

My apologies if I have offended THE Ka, Ellenar, or David Bowie. *bows*

Oddwen

10-26-2004, 09:38 PM

(This may be familiar to one or two of you. This is because I should be in bed right now, not thinking up new Scenes.)

~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwentwobooks.jpg
Ah, here's the book...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenopenbook.jpg
The shadow of Henry the Hawk swooped on the ground, getting closer and closer to the form of Billy the Bunny who was eating lettuce from Farmer Maggot's lettuce patch...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodowhatthe.jpg
*gasp!* Aragorn, she's reading ahead in our story again!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimliroar.jpg
How dare she!?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/disbelief.jpg
Gimli? I thought you said that this story was rubbish?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimlistare.jpg
No...uh...you must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/celebornhoooh.jpg
No, I like Billy the Bunny vs. Henry the Hawk! Will you read another chapter, Aragorn?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirshock.jpg
PLEASE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirexcellentsquid.jpg
To them, I mean.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornbookmouthclosed.jpg
Oh, very well. And then, Billy the Bunny looked up to see Henry the Hawk bearing down on him...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinoohhhhhhh.jpg
*gasp!*

~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~
Merry posting to all, and to all a Pippin night!

THE Ka

10-26-2004, 11:13 PM

THE Ka

10-26-2004, 11:20 PM

THE Ka

10-27-2004, 06:09 PM

Yes! i found a new cartoon site... Well, it's not exactly new but, cool. None the less. Just for a know-all-about, the Ka in real life is EXACTLY like foamy, the squirrel in these cartoons. Enjoy! :D

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html * PLEAE OH, PLEASE click on squirrel songs...

The Saucepan Man

10-27-2004, 07:35 PM

Inspired by the Chapter-by-Chapter discussion on The Mirror of Galadriel (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11290&page=1&pp=40):

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/lothlorien/thumb_PDVD_985.jpg
Here there are eight. Nine were to set out: so said the messages. But maybe there has been some change of counsel that we have not heard.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celeborngaladriel.jpg
Nay, there was no change of counsel you ninny. As anyone who bothered to listen to their osanwe broadcasts would know, Gandalf set out with the company, though he did not pass the borders of this land.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotraragorn/thumb_fotr_005.jpg
Alas! Gandalf the Grey fell into shadow. He remained in Moria and did not escape.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrlegolas/images/thumb_PDVD_0670.jpg
Ai! Ai! It was a Balrog of Morgoth what done it.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_fotr_139.jpg
Alas! This is news most grievous.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_galadrielconsiders.jpg
No kidding! They don't call him the wisest of the Elves in Middle-earth for nothing, you know.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_fotr_115.jpg
One might say that Gandalf fell from wisdom into folly, going needlessly into the net of Moria.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_PDVD_1180.jpg
One would be idiotic indeed were one to say such a thing.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_PDVD_984.jpg
And we have long feared that the Dwarves had stirred up some evil in Moria.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_PDVD_983.jpg
That's right. Insult the Dwarf, why don't you?!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgimli/images/thumb_PDVD_2141.jpg
Don't worry. That's quite alright.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_fotr_138.jpg
It is my hope that, by the power that dwells in this land, your grief may be healed.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_PDVD_1141.jpg
There's only one power that dwells in this land ... and it ain't you, Sindar boy.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celebornlordoflorien.jpg
May you find respite from your hard journey amongst the golden boughs. There are some that call this land magical.

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_PDVD_1156.jpg
Magic? What do you know of magic? Have you got a Mirror that shows things that were, things that are, and things that yet may be?

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celeborngalad.jpg
Um ...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_PDVD_1170.jpg
Well have you?

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celeborngalad.jpg
Well no, but ...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/lothlorien/thumb_PDVD_994.jpg
So just keep your pretty little head out of it, right?!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celeborngalad.jpg
But I ...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/lothlorien/thumb_PDVD_1008.jpg
Just shut it!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrboromir/images/thumb_PDVD_1378.jpg
Perhaps I might ...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/lothlorien/thumb_PDVD_987.jpg
You too, Ring bandit!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrboromir/images/thumb_boromirserious.jpg
Ulp! OK

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_celeborngalad.jpg
Darling, I really think ...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_galadrielconsiders.jpg
Look! Can't you just go and make yourself useful somewhere?

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrceleborn/thumb_PDVD_984.jpg
Erm, yes. Quite. Cup of tea, anyone?

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgaladriel/images/thumb_fotr_168.jpg
Now, where were we?

Estelyn Telcontar

10-28-2004, 06:31 AM

Saucy, that is so wonderfully hilarious!!! Thanks for some great laughs! :D

Maeggaladiel

10-28-2004, 09:36 AM

That was hilarious, Saucepan Man! I like the stretched-out picture of Galadriel's eyes. "Just shut it!" Creeeepy!

Bêthberry

10-28-2004, 10:02 AM

Really SpM, don't you think there's just a pinch too much of Blackadder's Queenie in your interpretation of Galadriel? :p ;)

Nimrodel_9

10-28-2004, 12:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *dies laughing :D

Elennar Starfire

10-28-2004, 07:43 PM

My apologies if I have offended THE Ka, Ellenar, or David Bowie. *bows*
Well, I'm not offended. I'm most amused. And I actually do look somewhat like Arwen. :D *giggles madly*
I get to watch Labyrinth again on Saturday! Wahoo! (huzzah for Halloween parties!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(once again starring Eowyn as THE Ka and Arwen as myself)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_2.JPG
Psst...Ka...We must plot!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_40.jpg
Plot what?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_12.jpg
You know...*whispers in THE Ka's ear*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_42.jpg
Ah yes, that. *smirks*

~~Long plotting session has been omitted here for reasons of length, and also because it is rather boring, consisting mostly of whispers and maniacal giggles~~

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_45.jpg
Oh, Elrond!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_33.JPG
This had better be important! I'm very busy right now!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_5.JPG
Oh, it is. It's very important!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_7.JPG
NOW!

*both jump on Elrond, tie him up and lock him in the closet*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_14.jpg
Now we shall make all as it should be!
*snaps fingers*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/roasted_kiwi/Jareth2.png
Wha...how did I get here?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_18.jpg
*sigh*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I think Bowie as Elrond would be spiffy! :D Can't ye tell?

Morgul Queen

11-01-2004, 02:16 PM

O.o

Leny.....Goblin-King...replacing...Elrond...

Gah!

*faints in horror*

*wakes up*

That said, Bowie is scrummy in that movie!

*faints again*

Morgul Queen

11-01-2004, 02:35 PM

Because it has to be done...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_8.JPG
I feel Pretty...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_12.JPG
Oh So Pretty...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolassmirk.jpg
I feel Pretty...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasitsabird.jpg
And Witty...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasheeeeheeeheeee.jpg
And gay...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasisthatabug.jpg
Uh....

Galadel Vinorel

11-01-2004, 03:37 PM

HAHAHAHA! Oh, Morgul Queen, that's hilarious! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I...Ha!...can't...HA!...breath!...HA!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Galadel then passes out from not being able to breath because she is laughing so hard and must be dragged out of the posting room*

On her return visit: "Oh, that is SO funny! I just love it! I feel pretty, oh so pretty! Oh, I can't take it anymore!" Galadel collapses in a fit of laughing again and must once more be dragged out of the post room.

(Let's hear a round of applause for Morgul Queen. YYYEEEAAAHHH!!! :D :D)

Sapphire_Flame

11-01-2004, 03:45 PM

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//happy/grlaugh.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//happy/grlaugh.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//jump.gif

That's awesome, Morgy! *dies laughing*

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Morgul Queen

11-01-2004, 03:54 PM

*grins* That song was on the radio and then I saw an avvie on LJ of just the "I feel Pretty.." I guess it was just meant to be.

*hunts around for that other song she wanted to parody*

Nimrodel_9

11-01-2004, 06:06 PM

Everyone`s pics are great and seem to fit perfectly. Where do you get them? Are they your own? :confused::p:)

Nimrodel

Morgul Queen

11-01-2004, 06:15 PM

I uh...went down the page while I was posting and copy/pasted urls, but most people host the pics on photobucket.com or get them off another site, such as ninecompanions.com or the like.

And you have to use thumbnails otherwise the pages take years to load.

'Specially for us on dial-up.

Elennar Starfire

11-02-2004, 08:02 PM

That said, Bowie is scrummy in that movie!
I have yet to figure out what "scrummy" means...I'm assuming it's not complimentary, but I'm just not sure! :rolleyes: And my lousy old dictionary isn't helping at all, nor is dictionary.com or Merriam-Webster. :confused:

This is the second time ye've said that, and I still have almost no idea what ye mean!

Morgul Queen

11-02-2004, 09:13 PM

Scrummy Adj, delicious, scrumptious, extra-ordinarily HAWT (when speaking of a male of Bowie of Johnny Depp's ilk).

Morgul, doing her best to not use too much Kiwi slang.

Elennar Starfire

11-03-2004, 07:18 PM

Ah, the context of fainting in horror and scratching out your own eyes threw me off there. You are a strange person, Morgy. :rolleyes: Do you always contradict yourself? And I think you like confusing people with unusual words far too much.

I need a NZ phrasebook...

Oddwen

11-03-2004, 08:12 PM

I like photobucket.com. I get my LotR thumbnails from ninecompanions.net and warofthering.net/photos/. I have quite a few thumbs on my photobucket, (http://photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/) and you all are welcome to use that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornsneer.jpg
What do you fear, my lady?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowyncry.jpg
A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them. What do you fear?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
I fear that my poetry will be rejected...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynwhat.jpg
You write poetry? I like poetry. Will you tell me one of your poems?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornbookmouthopen.jpg
Why, certainly!

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornevilsnicker.jpg
Well? Critique?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynglare.jpg
*stare*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornfright.jpg
Uh...hello?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Hahahaheeeheehee! I'm alittle bumblebee, watch me buzz! Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning! Blblblblbll, hee heee ha hee!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
Wow...must've been really good.

THE Ka

11-03-2004, 10:14 PM

Inspired by the Chapter-by-Chapter discussion on The Mirror of Galadriel (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11290&page=1&pp=40):

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG
Here there are eight. Nine were to set out: so said the messages. But maybe there has been some change of counsel that we have not heard.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_12.JPG
Nay, there was no change of counsel you ninny. As anyone who bothered to listen to their osanwe broadcasts would know, Gandalf set out with the company, though he did not pass the borders of this land.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotraragorn/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1035.jpg
Alas! Gandalf the Grey fell into shadow. He remained in Moria and did not escape.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrlegolas/thumbnails/tnPDVD_0670.jpg
Ai! Ai! It was a Balrog of Morgoth what done it.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tnfotr_140.jpg
Alas! This is news most grievous.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1141.jpg
No kidding! They don't call him the wisest of the Elves in Middle-earth for nothing, you know.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tnfotr_115.jpg
One might say that Gandalf fell from wisdom into folly, going needlessly into the net of Moria.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnfotr_screen44.jpg
One would be idiotic indeed were one to say such a thing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_6.JPG
And we have long feared that the Dwarves had stirred up some evil in Moria.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tngaladriel.jpg
That's right. Insult the Dwarf, why don't you?!

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgimli/thumbnails/tnfotr_078.jpg
Don't worry. That's quite alright.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tncelebornlordoflorien.jpg
It is my hope that, by the power that dwells in this land, your grief may be healed.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1003.jpg
There's only one power that dwells in this land ... and it ain't you, Sindar boy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_5.JPG
May you find respite from your hard journey amongst the golden boughs. There are some that call this land magical.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1180.jpg
Magic? What do you know of magic? Have you got a Mirror that shows things that were, things that are, and things that yet may be?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_6.JPG
Um ...

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1169.jpg
Well have you?

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tnfotr_115.jpg
Well no, but ...

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1156.jpg
So just keep your pretty little head out of it, right?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_5.JPG
But I ...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG
Just shut it!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_22.JPG
Perhaps I might ...

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1141.jpg
You too, Ring bandit!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_2.JPG
Ulp! OK

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tnceleborngalad.jpg
Darling, I really think ...

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tngaladrielthought.jpg
Look! Can't you just go and make yourself useful somewhere?

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/thumbnails/tnPDVD_984.jpg
Erm, yes. Quite. Cup of tea, anyone?

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/thumbnails/tnfotr_168.jpg
Now, where were we?

Ah, Goddess, they sound EXACTLY like my mum and father. :rolleyes: i thought by growing-up and moving away would get me away from these arguements... Heh. Boromir acts like my brother in this one... Always trying to strike up the coals!

THE Ka

11-03-2004, 10:20 PM

Well, I'm not offended. I'm most amused. And I actually do look somewhat like Arwen. :D *giggles madly*
I get to watch Labyrinth again on Saturday! Wahoo! (huzzah for Halloween parties!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(once again starring Eowyn as THE Ka and Arwen as myself)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_2.JPG
Psst...Ka...We must plot!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_40.jpg
Plot what?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_12.jpg
You know...*whispers in THE Ka's ear*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_42.jpg
Ah yes, that. *smirks*

~~Long plotting session has been omitted here for reasons of length, and also because it is rather boring, consisting mostly of whispers and maniacal giggles~~

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_45.jpg
Oh, Elrond!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_33.JPG
This had better be important! I'm very busy right now!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_5.JPG
Oh, it is. It's very important!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_7.JPG
NOW!

*both jump on Elrond, tie him up and lock him in the closet*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_14.jpg
Now we shall make all as it should be!
*snaps fingers*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/roasted_kiwi/Jareth2.png
Wha...how did I get here?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_18.jpg
*sigh*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I think Bowie as Elrond would be spiffy! :D Can't ye tell?

Lovely... As i said before, i am not a blonde... try soft black. I agree with you, Bowie would be an excelent Elrond. And a even better legolas...

Morgul Queen

11-04-2004, 02:00 PM

Nah-nah, not Legolas, I was thinking more along the lines of Glorfindel....

*happy sigh*

Nimrodel_9

11-04-2004, 06:36 PM

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrlegolas/thumbnails/tnPDVD_0670.jpg
Ai! Ai! It was a Balrog of Morgoth what done it.
Haha. I love it SpM!

BTW- Thanks for the links everyone! I was always afraid to use pics because of bandwidth. :p

Nimrodel_9

11-04-2004, 07:07 PM

Ok. I`ll take a stab at it. Sorry, I`m lame!:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
Darn! That`s the third staff I`ve broken this week!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondyell.jpg
You broke it again?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondsneaky.jpg
Well don`t come crying to me. You`re not using my Super-Sticky-Elven-Glue again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondsnork.jpg
Tee hee! It felt so good to finally tell him off!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodopoorbunny.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondformidable.jpg
Why are you crying, Frodo?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornwellduh.jpg
It`s obvious he dosen`t like when you yell if front of him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirshock.jpg
Yeah! you hurt the poor guys feel bads!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samsneaky.jpg

Talk about rude.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elronddeliberate.jpg
I`m so sorry! I didn`t think---

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/disbelief.jpg
What do you mean you didn`t think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinthinking.jpg
Yeah, I thought I was the only one that did that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirgrump.jpg
Do you mind?! We`re busy telling off Mr. Eyebrows here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinexasperated.jpg
What?! Who`s Mr. Eyebrows?! No one ever introduced me to him! Talk about rude!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirheadache.jpg
*sigh

Sapphire_Flame

11-04-2004, 07:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornsneer.jpg
What do you fear, my lady?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowyncry.jpg
A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them. What do you fear?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
I fear that my poetry will be rejected...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynwhat.jpg
You write poetry? I like poetry. Will you tell me one of your poems?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornbookmouthopen.jpg
Why, certainly!

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornevilsnicker.jpg
Well? Critique?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynglare.jpg
*stare*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornfright.jpg
Uh...hello?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Hahahaheeeheehee! I'm alittle bumblebee, watch me buzz! Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning! Blblblblbll, hee heee ha hee!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
Wow...must've been really good.

Yes! That is highly awesome. Although, Aragorn's poetry does sound awfully like Vogon poetry, which, as everybody knows, is the third worst poetry in the entire galaxy. *nod nod* Poor Eowyn.

Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy! w00t! :D :D

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

THE Ka

11-04-2004, 07:55 PM

Morgul Queen

11-04-2004, 08:32 PM

You are a strange person, Morgy.

*rolls eyes* We already knew this, 'Leny...

Hummm... i've never thought legolas was gay. More of a trans-gender, if you think about it.

O.o Oh no....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolassmirk.jpg
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbasking.jpg
From Transexual...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
..Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Or, even worse...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondsneaky.jpg
Shiver in antici.....

..

..

..

..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondformidable.jpg
.....pation!

I apologise if these aren't appropriate, Mr B-W. Still...*waves 'Go RHPS' flag*

THE Ka

11-04-2004, 09:50 PM

Well, here goes the neighborhood... :eek: (sorry if some of the pics have "houses of healing on it... i couldn't find any others that were blank.)

2:56 a.m.
Aragorn: Psst... Boromir...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/househeal.bmp

Boromir: Ugh (rolls over)

3:12 a.m.

Aragorn: *shoves... Boromir wake up!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/househeal.bmp

Boromir:Ahhmph. (rolls over violently)

4:30 a.m.

Aragorn: WAKE UP!

Boromir: *pretends to be dead

5:24 a.m.

Aragorn: GET UP YOU LAZY PILLOW PRINCE!!

Boromir: WHAT!? I'M UP, WHAT!?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/borodie.bmp

Aragorn: um...ah..ahum... aaaa...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/elflingofmrkwd/aragorntooth.bmp

boromir:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/boroshut.bmp

from the sound of comotion one unfortunate hobbit see's the true side of horror...

Merry: Whoa! Dude! Keep that locked away!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/pipsurp.bmp

heh.heh. Hope you all enjoy!

THE Ka

11-04-2004, 09:53 PM

*rolls eyes* We already knew this, 'Leny...

O.o Oh no....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolassmirk.jpg
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbasking.jpg
From Transexual...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
..Transylvaniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Or, even worse...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondsneaky.jpg
Shiver in antici.....

..

..

..

..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondformidable.jpg
.....pation!

I apologise if these aren't appropriate, Mr B-W. Still...*waves 'Go RHPS' flag*

heh. Funny! But, how about he comes from eastern berlin pre-date before nov.9,1989? :) anyways, wonderful work.

Morgul Queen

11-04-2004, 10:39 PM

*is far to lazy to go and change it*

Nilpaurion Felagund

11-05-2004, 03:00 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinthinking.jpg

Yeah, I thought I was the only one that did that. (Nimrodel_9)

Perfect. Just Perfect. :D

Maeggaladiel

11-05-2004, 10:37 AM

Ka, that picture of Aragorn with his tongue hanging out is going to give me nightmares. :D

Morgul Queen

11-05-2004, 02:30 PM

Wasn't that taken after Viggo snapped his tooth at Helm's Deep? If you look carefully half of his tooth is missing! :D

Nimrodel_9

11-05-2004, 04:14 PM

I think PJ said that after Viggo broke it he wanted to glue the piece back on with super glue and finish the scene. PJ wouldn`t allow it and made him to have a dentist fix it in his Aragorn costume. Haha! I love Viggo! :D

Getting off topic.:p

Maeggaladiel

11-05-2004, 04:18 PM

Yeow.

Scarily enough, I think I could see Viggo dressed as Aragorn, sitting in a dentist's chair. He'd probably be muttering that HE could have taken care of the problem with some super glue and a few good kingsfoil leaves. Of course, he'd be saying this with his mouth crammed full of dental instruments and cotton balls, so no one would really understand him anyway.

There's an interesting mental picture.

Nimrodel_9

11-05-2004, 04:38 PM

Alright then, I`m bored so here`s another one. ;)

The Many Faces of Pippin

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_8.JPG
Happy Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_2.JPG
Serious Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_4.JPG
Tired Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_11.JPG
Sorry Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_lorien_3.JPG
Scared Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_1.JPG
Hungry Pippin.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_1.JPG
Sad Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_midgewatermarshes_1.jpg
Wet Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_10.JPG

Confused Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_13.JPG
Ouch Pippin.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_2.JPG
Pippin.

Morgul Queen

11-05-2004, 06:09 PM

Elennar Starfire

11-05-2004, 07:42 PM

It was. And that was it. I remember this, I watched all the extras on my DVDs.

Nah-nah, not Legolas, I was thinking more along the lines of Glorfindel....

I'm thinking Belzedar...(whoops! wrong series! Go read the Belgariad!)
Hmm, mental images *wipes drool*

Morgul Queen

11-05-2004, 08:29 PM

I will, as soon as my library gets the first book. They have 2-5, but not 1. Go figure, hm?

Sapphire_Flame

11-05-2004, 09:44 PM

Yay! Pippin-y goodness! *drools* Thanks for that one, Nimrodel! :D :D :D

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Morgul Queen

11-05-2004, 09:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Hahahaheeeheehee! I'm alittle bumblebee, watch me buzz! Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning! Blblblblbll, hee heee ha hee!

Heh...Mr. Jelly. Mr. Jelly. Re-insert Universe and re-boot.

THE Ka

11-06-2004, 02:00 PM

Ka, that picture of Aragorn with his tongue hanging out is going to give me nightmares. :D

Great you liked it. I took me three hours to find it. :rolleyes:

Nimrodel_9

11-07-2004, 03:45 PM

Merry: Whoa! Dude! Keep that locked away!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/pipsurp.bmp
Tee hee! I love it! :D

THE Ka

11-07-2004, 04:24 PM

Tee hee! I love it! :D

Thanks. Actually, if you want to know the truth, it was my brother who said that when i e-mailed him that chippy-toothed aragorn picture...

P.S. I think he took the picture seriously... on account that he blocked me for two days. But, you know how little brothers are... :rolleyes:

Morgul Queen

11-07-2004, 10:09 PM

*grins* DO I ever. I bet mine's stranger than yours!

Nimrodel_9

11-08-2004, 05:02 PM

I have 3 that are probably stranger than both of yours put together! ;)

Getting off topic.
Nimmy

Sapphire_Flame

11-08-2004, 05:17 PM

Here's a new one from me! :D

...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_52.jpg
*pointing far into the distance* That's an eagle.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_13.JPG
Is not. How would you be able to tell at this dist-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_34.jpg
Don't question my leadership. It's an eagle.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_9.JPG
Is not.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_24.JPG
Is too.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_3.JPG
Is not!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_19.jpg
Is too!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_5.JPG
Is not!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_bree_9.JPG
Is- Hey, Leggy, look over there in the northern sky!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG
Huh? DON'T CALL ME-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_19.JPG
Oh, look, an eagle!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_1.JPG
See, told you so.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_2.JPG
muttermuttermutter

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_parthgalen_1.JPG
I wonder if it's Gwaihir!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_11.JPG
Yeah, right. What would Gwaihir be doing this far south?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_lorien_1.JPG
Maybe Gandalf's been returned to Middle-earth by the Valar and Gwaihir is rescuing him from a mountain-top where he lay weak and naked and is carrying him to Lothlorien to be cared for and healed and reclothed in white by the Lady Galadriel!

[pause]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_thefellowship_rivendell_2.JPG
Entire Company (including Merry): HAWHAHAWHAWHAWHAHAHA!

[snorf][snicker][guffaw]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_6.JPG
Oh, Merry, I haven't laughed that hard since Rivendell. Rescued! Reclothed in white! That's a good one!

...

The dialogue of the Crazy Scene is from the most prestigious Stupid Ring Parody (http://www.stupidring.com). w00t! :D

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

THE Ka

11-08-2004, 07:22 PM

*grins* DO I ever. I bet mine's stranger than yours!

Really? Does yours take their head rub it into the carpet mutter "geep!" then scoot around the living room then down the hallway?
*My brother said he was being a hamster... :eek: how he came to that conclusion, i do not know.

And how about this:

Do they go with you to the mall (my destionation was the book store) only to run around in the book shop, go to the tolkien section so they can pretend to be gollum(My brother's life dream) and ask fans what they have in their "pocketesss"?
results:
* some twelve-year-old kid thought he was some guy the store hired :rolleyes: to promote book sales.
* then a eight-year-old girl said she had something, and pulled out a gum wrapper, and a sucker covered in linen... My brother didn't find it funny. Became discouraged and asked if we could go home. i guess his cave was calling him.

Just to let you all know, this happend when we were younger. My brother still acts like gollum, but at home not in public.

The Saucepan Man

11-08-2004, 07:47 PM

Getting off topic.Indeed. And far too chatty.

I would hate this thread to be closed down, so stick with the pics and funny captions ...

Oddwen

11-08-2004, 10:11 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfgettingangry.jpg
Saruman, come forth!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguepompous.jpg
Saruman the White so did not come fourth! He came first! You're just wearing his frock and impersonating him!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfhopeful.jpg
No, I don't do impersonations...oh, hang on. There is this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfstopnameoflove.jpg
Stop! In the name of love!

~Courtesy of www.stupidring.com and a little something extra. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueopera.jpg
People were proud in Doubleback Alley

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Neighbors were loud, but ever so pally

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinoohhhhhhh.jpg
People would shout
Joking about
The smoke and the soot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gimliroar.jpg
Mother would put
The Milk bottles out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondahh.jpg
Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasheeeeheeeheeee.jpg
Happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Doubleback Alley, by the Rutles.
Great Beatles parody band. Always good for a laugh.
G'night now!

Nilpaurion Felagund

11-08-2004, 10:33 PM

This is from another forum, which I shall repost here.

~*~

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/ttt_legolas_26.jpg
The red sun rises. That means...

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/ttt_legolas_43.jpg
Someone's been using my strawberry shampoo.

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_boromir_anduin_1.jpg
Legolas! Got more of that shampoo?

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/ttt_legolas_39.jpg
You used my shampoo?...prepare to perish.

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_gimli_hollin_1.jpg
I should use your shampoo more often, Legolas. It makes my beard silky smooth.

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_legolas_15.jpg
Et tu, Gimli?

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/rotk_aragorn_2.jpg
Legolas...me too.

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/rotk_aragorn_1.jpg
Thanks. Now with my strawberry-scented hair I ride off to win Arwen.

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/ttt_legolas_10.jpg
That's it. If anyone wants me, I'll be in Mandos.

Sapphire_Flame

11-08-2004, 11:25 PM

Muhuhaha! The Shampoo Conspiracy continues. :D :D Brilliantly done, Nilp!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Witch-King

11-09-2004, 12:08 AM

If anyone needs RotK screenies for their scenes, lemme know, Nazgûl Image Productions is here for you. I can also do FotR and TTT, but they may take longer b/c I don't have the DVDs of those with me right now.

Nimrodel_9

11-10-2004, 07:16 PM

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1027.jpg
*sigh. If only I could get that ring!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1048.jpg
Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1032.jpg
Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1037.jpg
Gah! You`re right.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1109.jpg
What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1298.jpg
Hello Frodo!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrfrodo/thumbnails/tnEDVD_058.jpg
Hello Boromir. Did you want something?
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1300.jpg
Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrfrodo/thumbnails/tnfrodoshire.jpg
Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1319.jpg
Darest you mock me?! How darest you!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrfrodo/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1452.jpg
Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you.
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1416.jpg
*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrfrodo/thumbnails/tnPDVD_041.jpg
Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrfrodo/thumbnails/tnfrodocatch.jpg
*Ring lands in mouth
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttfrodo/thumbnails/tntwotowers1049.jpg
*gulp
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttfrodo/thumbnails/tntwotowers1057.jpg
Uh oh!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttfrodo/thumbnails/tntwotowers1056.jpg
I just swallowed the Ring!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnPDVD_1378.jpg
(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!

THE Ka

11-12-2004, 01:35 AM

Aut Oh....

Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him ;) ...

THE Ka

11-12-2004, 02:38 AM

I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway.

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/o_senhor_dos_aneis_2/saruman.jpg

hm hmm hm... *Saruman putters around with trinkets

KNOCK KNOCK...

http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG]

gahh! "Who is it?!" *walks up to balcony
[IMG]http://barbarella.mopemansions.org/timburtonpics/edwardscissors.jpg
Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler.

http://www.daereth.diallink.net/movies/saruman.jpg
Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery?

http://www.depp_and_bloom.blogger.com.br/johnny_depp_edward_scissorhands.jpg

i can do the last one... also hair.

Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you!

ten minutes later...

http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/pics/characters/grima.jpg
Who's the new guy?

http://www.chromehorse.net/images/lotr/saruman.jpg
my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons.

http://www.haven.org/~gleep/darkdeadly/grima.jpg
Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you!

Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to...

Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden...
http://www.vasmatoys.gr/Companies/McFarlane/MovieM_5/Scissorhands_18.jpg
awww. finished.
Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the?
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/saruman/irgimg/sarumannasty.jpg
Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome!

**** Later that day****

Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?!
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/score/images/may7/scissorhands.jpg

Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both!
http://www.haven.org/~gleep/darkdeadly/grima.jpg

Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one!
http://www.autographworld.com/photos/thumbs/johnnydepp3.jpg
************************************************** ***************
yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now.
~Ka~

Sapphire_Flame

11-12-2004, 10:45 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_21.jpg
We accomplished our mission, Father. We attacked the Carnies and killed their great beast. None survived to carry word of their fate to the enemy.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/b/9208_b.jpg
That's good, son! I'm proud of you.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_20.jpg
Really?

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/b/9226_b.jpg
No! Psych!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_22.jpg
*sigh* Anyway, that same day the weird stuff started happening. We found two creatures hiding near the site of our ambush. Anborn thought they were squirrels, but when we dragged them out and shook 'em off a little they turned out to be halflings.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_7.JPG
Gandalf's Eyebrows: [LEAP]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_denethorfaramir_1.jpg
Halflings? Are you sure?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_2.JPG
Yes, we used our Field Guide to Fanciful Creatures... and they met 8 out of the 10 criteria. Apparently they don't give you a pot of gold if you catch them. But I always thought that sounded fake anyway.

...

*snackle* These are so fun. Oh, and if anyone knows of a fangirl/nazgirl picture, please let me know. :D

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Morgul Queen

11-12-2004, 06:43 PM

*sighs and jumps bandwagon*

http://www.emotioneric.com/ericwalk.gif
Odd Narrator: The companions (that's what we're calling them now, right? Oh, it's so confusing! Well, it's the companions meaning Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf - oh and three horses, Shadowfax, Hasufel, and Arod. Whew . . .) rode on through sunset. Gandalf drove them so hard even Aragorn was stiff and weary when they finally rested

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_16.JPG
Whew! Even I am stiff and weary!

http://www.emotioneric.com/images/ericface.jpg
They all slept except for Gandalf-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_35.JPG
Hey!

http://www.emotioneric.com/wherearetheupdates.jpg
What now?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_16.jpg
But I'm an elf, elves aren't supposed to need sleep, I certainly didn't before, wasn't there something about resting my mind in the strange paths of elvish dreams even as I walk open-eyed in the light of this world?

http://www.emotioneric.com/taxday.jpg
No, no, it says right here: "Legolas slept with Gimli-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_6.JPG
WHAT?!!!

http://www.emotioneric.com/2cool4u.jpg
-beside him." Chill out, dude.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_29.JPG
Let me see that script- hang on a sec-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_12.jpg
HEY, that's not what it says, you just put that in there on purpose to make a joke!

http://www.emotioneric.com/swell.jpg
Yeah, so? It's a parody, what did you expect, continuity? Pshaw. AS I WAS SAYING,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_brego_1.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_3.jpg
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_helmsdeep_1.JPG
Aren't we in this scene too?

http://www.emotioneric.com/anger.jpg
Will the characters PLEASE stop TALKING to the NARRATOR??!! I can't get anything done with you people!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_2.JPG
And horses!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_aragornsword_1.jpg
And talkative inanimate objects!

http://www.emotioneric.com/stressed.jpg
Theyhaltedforafewhours andthenrodeonswiftly underthecoldmoon thatwaswaxing andsinkinginthe cloudywest! Grrrrrr . . .

Oddwen

11-12-2004, 11:05 PM

Ah, I see that you are also a fan of www.emotioneric.com! May the Force the with you! http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/edoom/Peace!.gif

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueopera.jpg
Gaaaa-aaa-aandalf, I need your help. I want to win Eowyn, but she hates me! Is there a potion or something that you could brew up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfgettingangry.jpg
You fool! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. I make fireworks, not potions!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguepompous.jpg
Ooh, a magic firework. It sounds delightful! A dark night, cozied up out in a field somewhere...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfstopnameoflove.jpg
Stop! Stop! Enough, my brain! I will make you this firework, but you have to pay me well. And invite me to your wedding.
But don't serve cake with coconut frosting. I hate coconut.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguewellIthink.jpg
Not even a little bit of coconut? Oh, fine. It's a deal. But you have to sit in the back, and no wizardy tricks!

And so Gandalf worked and worked on his firework. And after many trials and errors, the finished product was at last at hand.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalffireworks.jpg
Oh yes Mithrandir baby, you are a genius. Now for it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguenonotjelly.jpg
That's it? It doesn't look very impressive.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfyourekidding.jpg
Oh, don't worry. It will be very effective.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/booooom.jpg
BOOOOOM!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynwhat.jpg
What was that noise? Did the stables explode again?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueopera.jpg
Oh Eowyn darling, where shall we go on our honeymoon?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynlaugh.jpg
Honeymoon? That's a good one! Haha! I'm going to be laughing at that all day...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsubtlesnork.jpg
Ohhh, can we go to Valinor, shmookums?

Grima turned around very slowly...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguefear.jpg
???
AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Haha. Hem. I shall bid you all a very fond goodnight.

Morgul Queen

11-12-2004, 11:48 PM

EmotionEric.com is awesome...and his emotions were perfect for this! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/Ainamenelwen/Emotions/love.gif

Sapphire_Flame

11-16-2004, 01:47 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_18.JPG
Come on now, throw it in.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_ring_1.jpg
No! I don't want to go in the fire!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_8.JPG
Don't be a baby!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_16.JPG
Perhaps we shouldn't.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_ring_2.jpg
Yes, let's wait until after lunch at least.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_hollin_2.JPG
Oh you're just stalling, you're the One Ring and you know it.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_ring_1.jpg
I'm not really! I'm just 10 karat, I might melt in the fire!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_rivendell_30.JPG
Yes, it might melt!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_1.JPG
Don't be silly. In you go!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_58.JPG
[reluctantly throws ring into the fire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_ring_1.jpg
Ahhh! I'm melting!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_23.JPG
No, you aren't.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_thering.JPG
You're so mean! Just like Sauron!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_9.JPG
HA!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_thering.JPG
Oh s***, did I just say that?

*~*~*~*~

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_lorien_6.JPG
What's this stuff wrapped in mallorn leaves? Looks like twinkies...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_59.jpg
Nay, that is the elves' waybread. It helps to sustain body and soul on long journeys.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_5.JPG
Ugh! Power Bars!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_parthgalen_19.JPG
*chuckles indulgently* Just try it.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_6.JPG
I'M not gonna try it. [to Sam] YOU try it.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_1.JPG
I'M not gonna try it.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_11.JPG
Hey! Let's get Gimli! He hates everything!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_20.jpg
[Gimli takes a bite and chews thoughtfully. Then he enthusiastically eats the whole cake.]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_7.jpg
He likes it! Hey, Gimli!

*~*~*~*~

*snicker* These are so fun. ^_^

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Oddwen

11-16-2004, 07:05 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsubtlesnork.jpg
I'm 'Enery the Eighth I yam, 'Enery the Eighth I yam I yam, I got married t' the widda next door, she'd been married...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodoscary.jpg
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Alright, I'll go on any dratted quest you want me to but DON'T SING ANYMORE!

Has anyone found that the lack of a picture limit is almost hampering them? I used to plan and lay out my scenes hours in advance, but now it seems I just throw in any pic or quote that suits me at the time...

Nimrodel_9

11-22-2004, 06:23 PM

Squee! My compliments to Oddwen! :D

THE Ka

11-22-2004, 06:30 PM

heh. i listened to that song recently... :rolleyes:
http://www.mylivingtree.com/5464pic/058/CP17058.jpg
Heh. Squee...

THE Ka

11-22-2004, 06:39 PM

A while back we had a "freaky friday" thread with people taking lotr characters and switching them... this picture reminded me of it...

Hope it inspires...

http://www3.sympatico.ca/wendeebee/freakyfroday.jpg
Frodo looks soooo cute! Don't you think? ;)

Elennar Starfire

11-22-2004, 07:28 PM

Aww...cute!

THE Ka

11-22-2004, 11:54 PM

Frodo: Hmm... i... feel... silky!

Eowyn: That's because you're wearing Hollywood-by-the-yard... And i'm stuck in this Wool Jacket of Doom...

Frodo: *Twirls around awhile... "I think i might adapt to this 'dress' routine... what do think?"

Eowyn: i don't know, but you do look cute.

Frodo: *Eyes become enlarged with admeration "*Hik* you really think so? I'm not over doing it?"

Eowyn: *Rolls eyes "Yes Frodo, you look absolutely fabulous... now would you just pose for the picture..."

Frodo: "But..."

Eowyn: "What now!?"

Frodo: "But... Do think my Butt looks big at this angle?"

Eowyn: SHAW-BAM!
Eowyn Knocks frodo out...

Eowyn: "Geez, for one minute there i though i was lost in the estergin ocean..."

************************************************** ***************
yes, Yes, i am very boring. But, at least someone agrees that frodo does look cute... ;)

~Another Annoying yet, positive KA Post~

Nimrodel_9

11-23-2004, 05:09 PM

Me likes! :D

Hey, I saw a pic here once that had the Ringwraiths playing instruments. I loved it! Anyone know where it`s at? ;)

Nimrodel_9

11-26-2004, 02:03 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
Alright everyone! Time for the Council to begin! Lord Elrond?
*talking stops, all sit down
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrondahh.jpg
*Elrond opens mouth to begin, and belches loudly. Stunned silence.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirduckcall.jpg
*Gasp!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragorneekamouse.jpg
Whoa! Did I just hear what I think I heard? :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samgasp.jpg
Goodness me! That was disgustin`!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfnonotjelly.jpg
Indeed it was!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodowhatthe.jpg
Good grief, man! Have you no shame?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwenGOAWAY.jpg
Daddy how could you do this to me?! They`ll be talking about this for centuries!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elronddeliberate.jpg
Come guys! It was an honest mistake! Can`t we just forget it and go on...?
:o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirexcellentsquid.jpg
Whatever you say, dude.
*later;The Fellowship enter Lothlorien.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/celebornhoooh.jpg
*belches loudly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornwellduh.jpg
...

Sorry if I offended anyone! ;)

Sapphire_Flame

11-29-2004, 09:46 AM

*dies* :D :D

These are hysterical! How embarressing for Elrond, though. :o *snickersnork*

~ Saphy ~

The Saucepan Man

12-11-2004, 11:13 AM

I have been trying to mend my Galadriel and Celeborn scene because the links are all broken. Problem is that I can't find a site with sufficient thumbnails of them, particularly Celeborn. I have already used most of the pics on www.ninecompanions.net and www.warofthering.net has moved to larger scale pictures (hence the broken links).

Can anyone recommend a good site with a good selection of Galadriel and Celeborn pics?

Nimrodel_9

12-11-2004, 09:26 PM

I`m with SpM. Other sites with pics would be useful, if anyone knows any. :)

Oddwen

12-11-2004, 11:10 PM

Ninecompanions and Warofthering are the only ones I know of. Sorry. :( I do have I think on or two G&C in my pics (http://photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/), but that's it.

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynsmile.jpg
C'mon little Grimakins, let's go tell Santa what you want for Christmas!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueofftothebatcave.jpg
I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynkarate.jpg
You'll shoot your eye out. Here now, go see Santa while Mommy does her shopping!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsubtlesnork.jpg
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguefear.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfgettingangry.jpg
What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinbutgaaaandalf.jpg
C'mon, kid! Hurry up! We don't have all day!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguefear.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
Do you want a football? Is that it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguenonotjelly.jpg
Uh, yeah...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfyourekidding.jpg
Okay. Now get the kid outta here, it's almost time for my break!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodoscary.jpg
Let's go, kid! Ho! Ho! Ho!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguewellIthink.jpg
No no wait! I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfnonotjelly.jpg
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Bonus scene! Alternate ending!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/sarumanpokeystick.jpg
You'll POKE your eye out, kid!

Nimrodel_9

12-13-2004, 06:41 PM

Squee! Nice Oddwen!

Here`s another of my lame attempts.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_11.JPG
I`m getting tired. I guess I`ll go to bed.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_7.jpg
Heh heh. Frodo will never know we`re under his bed.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_6.jpg
Shhh. Here he comes.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_deadmarshes_1.JPG
*climbs in bed
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_23.jpg
*yawn Good night my precious.
*snap

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_29.jpg
*gasp! What`s that noise?!

*snap snap!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_26.jpg
What is that?!.........Silly me. It`s probably nothing at all.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_deadmarshes_3.JPG
*bends down to look under bed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippintempertantrum.jpg
AAAHHHHH!!!!BLABEDABLAHHH!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/MERRY/ttt_merry_18.jpg
IIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_13.JPG
Well, nothing there. Back to bed.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_10.JPG
Ooo! Daddy!!!!
*runs away
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_amonhen_1.JPG
Uh oh, Pip! Wrong bed!

Nilpaurion Felagund

12-13-2004, 09:24 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_10.JPG
That has got to be the scariest Legolas pic I ever had the misfortune of seeing.

Hmmm . . .

Nimrodel_9

12-15-2004, 06:08 PM

Yes, I agree with you Nilp. Reminds me of the aliens off Signs. Don`t know why. :rolleyes:

THE Ka

12-15-2004, 11:20 PM

Legolas looks at his reflection:

Eh! Wrinkles!

~Geddish Ka

THE Ka

12-15-2004, 11:23 PM

this is an awsome expression of the elf... wonderful, simply wonderful!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinbutgaaaandalf.jpg
I love a christmas story... brings back memories
Good Job Oddwen!

Boromir88

12-20-2004, 02:08 PM

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/807948716
HaHa! I got him!

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/810321274
Somebody stop him!

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/810320413
It's not in my contract.

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/505672529
(Slow motion) Noo-o-o-o-o-o, N-o-o-o-t-tt the-e-e bo-o-o-oy

http://gi.vpptechnologies.com/GI/010/433/273.jpg
I'll get em!

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/230505413

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/252258418
You shot the wrong man!

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/178741330
(Nervous) Don't worry, he's Boromir, he can't die

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/443901532
I'm dying! (dies)

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/1601084596
Come! I assure you it won't happen again.

THE Ka

12-20-2004, 03:35 PM

That first pictures cute! Awsomely done!

One thing is still bothering me though, where did you find that?!

~Another Crumb

Nimrodel_9

12-20-2004, 04:20 PM

AHHHHHHHH!!! Curse you Lego-head!!!:eek: :p

Boromir88

12-20-2004, 05:25 PM

Ka, I went to webcrawler, and just searched for images. Go to webcrawler and type Lurtz. I found some other really funny pics but I'm trying to figure out a way to incorporate them in a little scene.

http://gi.vpptechnologies.com/GI/010/521/625.jpg
Reporter: We bring you now to "The Council of Elrond." The view we are getting is from our skycam, "Middle-earth Eye in the sky." Remember if you want the best viewing experiences turn into "Middle-earth Eye in the sky."

Boromir88

12-20-2004, 05:37 PM

Methinks I like this thread too much...

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/807120887

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/86882827
Aww! Look it's my own little lego figure!

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/67211899
I will not have that filth in my hall...until I get a figure of my own.

Oddwen

12-20-2004, 06:31 PM

Excellent scenes, b88! That Legolas/Aragorn/Boromir one reminds me of the Talent Contest that was done a while ago...

A quickie here.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinmugshot.jpg
*slurrrpslurrrrrrrrrrppppp*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinishestilltalking.jpg
Hey...there's something in my drink.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippineatingpin.jpg
Just look at it, it's metal and it's got points. I could have been killed!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinexasperated.jpg
All I want is to come here and have a good pint or two after a long day's work! Is that too much to ask?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippintempertantrum.jpg
Dangit, I want sympathy!!

-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Hookey dookey, then.

THE Ka

12-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Heh Oddwen. that one reminds me of my friend when we go to *Fado's. I'ts sort of a "special occasion' thing and he always expects a perfect malt... :rolleyes:

* Seattle's premier irish pub... you can smell the pipe weed for miles. That's how i find it! Plus there's always the Owl and Thistle... but, that's for tourist! :o

Before i tell a long story of the ideal pubs of seattle (my friends' experiences, not majorly mine) I will stop.

~Pub Predicament Ka

THE Ka

12-20-2004, 09:54 PM

Um... Enjoy. if you've seen Keeping up Appearances (i think that's what it is called) you'll know what's going on.

*knocking out side...
http://coco.raceme.org/films/lordoftherings/fellowship/quotes/images/bilbo2.jpg
Who's there! If you're family, go kill yourself.

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/LOTR_Fell012_IanMcKellen.jpg
Ah, great. Another package to a hobbit door! Tomorrow i'm demanding a new route! Ah, yes! Is this the house of Mr. ... um. Mr. Bucket?... i have a delivery for him...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/bilbo_grinch.JPG
It's Bu-kay! Bu-kay!

http://home.tiscali.no/oyfjell/images/ab-Frodo%20in%20Bag's%20End.jpg Bu-kay? I thought it was Bucket...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/gandalf_angry.JPG
who cares! Just take the bloody package!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/10/17/rings01.jpg
I think... i'm going to cry!!!

Eh, does this one bite the dust or what!

~Embarassed Ka

Boromir88

12-21-2004, 08:51 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_butterbur_bree_1.JPG
Butterbur: Good evening, if you are seeking accomadations we got some nice....large....rooms available for you...Mr?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_cavetroll_1.JPG
Troll: Oooaggggh!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_butterbur_bree_4.JPG
Butterbur: Huh? I didn't catch that.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_cavetroll_3.JPG
Troll: (sounds it out) Ooo-aaa-ggggh

Boromir88

12-21-2004, 09:28 AM

If any of you are familiar with Monty Python, then you might know where I'm going with this.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornboromir_moria_2.JPG
Boromir: Barricade the door! They have a Chinchilla!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_11.JPG
Aragorn: A what?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornboromir_lorien_1.JPG
Boromir: (shaking) A chinchilla. (illustrates) A big ferocious beast, with huge fangs!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornboromir_moria_1.JPG
Aragorn: We will take down this thing none the less!
Boromir: No! You don't know this beast.

(Door breaks! revealing the Chinchilla!)
http://gi.vpptechnologies.com/GI/006/614/812.jpg

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornfrodo_moria_1.JPG
Aragorn: That is your chinchilla? (Cracks up) HaHa, come here Frodo! Looks rather cute. Come everyone look!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_16.JPG
Frodo: Heehee reminds me of a gerbil!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_hobbitsgimli_moria_1.JPG
Gimli: Awe! I want to pet it!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_legolasboromir_moria_1.JPG
Legolas: It is kind of creepy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_parthgalen_1.JPG
Boromir: You don't understand it's evil!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_18.JPG
Aragorn: Nonsense Boromir, I think we should keep it! (bends down to pick it up).

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornfrodo_moria_3.JPG
Frodo: Aragorn!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_12.JPG
Frodo: Get it off me! Boromir! Get it off me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_2.JPG
Boromir: I tried to tell you! But no, you just laughed and said it was a harmless gerbil! I tried to warn you.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_24.JPG
Frodo: I don't care! Just get it off me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_2.JPG
Boromir: I got you now.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_12.JPG
Boromir: Oh crap...

Nimrodel_9

12-22-2004, 06:26 PM

Bu-kay? I thought it was Bucket...That pic of Frodo looks so sweet!

Wonderful Boromir! Monty Python is the best! (after LotR ofcourse) :rolleyes: ;)

Boromir88

12-23-2004, 10:20 AM

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/447731611
Mr. Elrond...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_mtdoom_2.JPG
Who's there?

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/387800368
You do not think you can get rid of me that easily? Do you, Mr. Elrond?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_39.JPG
I'm Elrond, not Agent Elrond, Elrond!

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/714659585
I know what you are up to Mr. Elrond, and it's not going to work.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_35.JPG
Go away!

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/437392177
Go away, haha, Go away? Where would you be without me? Some bum on the street. You got this role because of me! You're acting because of me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_3.JPG
Not anymore.

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/88309913
What?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_26.JPG
Leave now and never come back!

http://thm-a.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/443615077
No!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_28.JPG
Leave now and never come back!

http://thm-b.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/701057495
Ahhh!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_21.JPG
We told him to go away Hugo, and away he goes! Gone, gone, gone! Hugo is free!

Nimrodel_9

12-23-2004, 05:40 PM

Oh my gosh Boromir! That was hilarious!!! :D

Boromir88

12-23-2004, 05:59 PM

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

Maeggaladiel

12-24-2004, 01:12 AM

Wow. Every time I look at this thread, I see something new that makes me laugh so hard I could go into an asthma attack. You guys are hilarious. Bad for my pulmonary functions, but hilarious.

Nimrodel_9

12-24-2004, 12:15 PM

I agree with Maeggaladiel! I wish more people would get interested in this thread. It`s a bit slow.

Merry Christmas/posting to all, and to all a Pippin night!!!

THE Ka

12-26-2004, 03:03 PM

Wonderful Boromir88!

But...

I've always thought it was Adentures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, that Hugo stared in that lanched his career... but, i may be wrong.

wonderful none the less.

Frodo Baggins

12-27-2004, 10:26 AM

Ohh Boromir! That hs to be one of the BEST on this thread!

Elennar Starfire

12-29-2004, 07:49 PM

The Eye of Sauron
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_eye_1.jpg

The Mouth of Sauron
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/th00b.jpg

The Nose of Sauron
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_21.jpg

Oddwen

12-29-2004, 08:17 PM

Elennar, you have killed me. http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif Stone dead. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif I hope you're happy. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/yllol.gif

Elennar Starfire

12-30-2004, 08:30 PM

Does anyone know where I can find other MoS pics? I've got another scene brewing...

Oddwen

12-30-2004, 08:52 PM

I found that MoS pic here, (http://www.hdr-see.de/index.html) and downloaded, resized and uploaded it. That's about all I could find of him, though. :(

Nimrodel_9

12-31-2004, 09:37 PM

Come now, Elennar! That`s cruel! Poor Faramir! *kisses Faramir`s big nosy* ;)
Happy New Year everyone! :D
Nim

Elennar Starfire

01-01-2005, 08:30 PM

Ye know I'm just poking fun. ;) Faramir's spiffy.

THE Ka

01-01-2005, 09:51 PM

Elennar, you continue to make me laugh my heart out...

Keep it up!

Nimrodel_9

01-23-2005, 05:02 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_13.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_4.JPG

*Ary pops out of nowhere.*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/elflingofmrkwd/aragorntooth.bmp
Bleh!!!
*disappears*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/makesmaller.jpg
??????????

Assasin

01-23-2005, 06:36 PM

That is so funny! You rock, Nimrodel! :)

Nimrodel_9

01-24-2005, 04:26 PM

Thank you Assasin! Atleast I know someone likes (and understands) my humor. :) :) :)
Nim

Oddwen

01-24-2005, 05:21 PM

Psst, hey Nimmy...try this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/makesmaller.jpg) link...

This is inspired by a quote of Eomer of the Rohirrim's over at the Crazy Caption's thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/elrond_disgust.jpg
In true dramatic style, and also seriously disrupting the Council of Elrond, Elros reveals that he has come back to life.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/smith.jpg

Nimrodel_9

01-25-2005, 04:58 PM

Squee! Thank you Oddwen! :D:D

Nice scene by the way! Very nice. :D

Assasin

01-31-2005, 01:00 AM

Heh heh heh. :D

Nilpaurion Felagund

01-31-2005, 01:26 AM

Nimrothiel[/b]'s post in the [i]Mixed up movies game (q.v. (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=144620&postcount=137&highlight=mother))]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromirappearinginterested.jpg
You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfyourekidding.jpg
Anyone wanna answer that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasbasking.jpg
Hey, think about the poor b******'s mother.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromiro_O.jpg
Hey, Leggy, I got a mother, you got a mother, the elf-lord has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the wizard's got a mother.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsarcastic.jpg
---

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/boromiraskingadvise.jpg
Well, maybe not the wizard, but the rest of us have got mothers.

Assasin

02-01-2005, 04:16 PM

I'm cracking up!

Nimrodel_9

02-02-2005, 04:37 PM

Good one Nilp! :D

I'm interested to see where this is going Boro... :)
Nimmy

Nilpaurion Felagund

02-02-2005, 07:25 PM

Another one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfhopeful.jpg
Hey, fellas. I have a new dance.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_gandalf_moria_9.jpg
Ready? Here we go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfstopnameoflove.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_gandalf_moria_10.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfgettingangry.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_gandalf_moria_3.jpg
Oh, crap. I forgot the next part.

~*~

Methinks Gandy needs to practise more before he can challenge the Disco King. :D

Atarah

02-03-2005, 04:33 AM

HEHE! Yay! I always knew Gandalf not winning the Disco King dance-off was right.

Boromir88

02-03-2005, 04:52 PM

Sorry if you were looking forward to the Army of the Dead one, but I couldn't find enough pics of the King to do what I wanted... :( But I promise this one is better...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_shire_10.JPG
(shouts) Speech! Bilbo! Speech

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_2.JPG
Look at me, I'm Gandalf, I'm an crazy old man that likes to blow things up--

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/546234947
Hahahahaha!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_10.JPG
Billllbo....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_6.JPG
...oh, hi Gandalf (gulp)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_4.JPG
Please not the toad this time.

THE Ka

02-03-2005, 05:54 PM

Here's some stuff I found that I thought could make a story... Hopefully.

After four hours of endless searching, and some drawing of straws, one of the nazgul is confident though quite lacking in a sense of direction...
nazgul 1: "...Come on! I saw them over here!"
* Nazgul 8 grumbles, "Sure... Whatever. And YOU where given the prettiest horse!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/gruesam/LOTR/blackrider.jpg

N#1: Oh, Shutup! Look! Now, their under those roots so, i'm gonna check it out!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/gruesam/LOTR/298_hobbitstealth.jpg
" Aha! Now i've got you! What the -"

Back in a secluded off set car...
Frodo: "How long do you think those cardboard cut-outs will hold up?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/gruesam/LOTR/Heli-Hobbits.jpg

wilwarin538

02-04-2005, 08:49 AM

hahahahahahahaha that is BRILLIANT!!!!!! :D :p :smokin:

Nimrodel_9

02-06-2005, 06:10 PM

That was great Ka! And Boro, I love your Bilbo pics! :D Excellent.

Frodo is disgusted and disturbed over and over as Aragorn begins to pull things out of his hair.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_37.jpg
oo

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_15.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_6.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_10.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_12.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_7.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_8.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_34.jpg
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_25.JPG
http://gi.vpptechnologies.com/GI/006/614/812.jpg
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_parthgalen_3.JPG
Oh!

Boromir88

02-13-2005, 02:59 PM

Hahaha Nim and Ka, great. I got something now...from the council of Elrond...

Frodo decides to take the Ring to Mordor, Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir all pledge to help.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_32.JPG
Six Companions, so be it, you shall be the Fellowship of th-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_rivendell_1.JPG
Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_29.JPG
As I was about to say...Seven Companions, so be it, you shall be the Fellowship of th-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_weathertop_1.JPG
Oi! I'm coming too!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_rivendell_1.JPG
Me three!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_34.JPG
Nine Companions :looks and waits for anyone else to decide to pop in:...Nine Companions, so be it, you shall be the Fellowship of th-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_1.JPG
Wait...don't forget me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_36.JPG
Aspirin!

Nimrodel_9

02-15-2005, 05:18 PM

Heh heh, good one Boro! Aspirin! :D

Neurion

02-15-2005, 07:24 PM

Hey Boro, I like the Chinchilla thing, so much so in fact, that I fully expect to see a sequel featuring the Holy Hand Grenade of Alqualondë! :D

Nimrodel_9

02-16-2005, 06:05 PM

Ah, the Holy Hand Grenade. I shall have to consider doing that one some time. ;)

Boromir88

03-01-2005, 07:08 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornfrodo_amonhen_1.JPG
Aragorn: I would have married you if I had met you earlier.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_mordor_1.JPG
Oh, 'Gorn, you are making me blush.

http://re2.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1131432908

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_8.JPG
Go Frodo!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_caradhras_2.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_6.JPG
Go!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_7.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_7.JPG
Do...what....you're....best....at.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_4.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_6.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_2.JPG
Oh I get it now. You want me to run.

Boromir88

03-01-2005, 10:22 AM

Here is something I stumbled upon, I didn't even have to make it up, it already was. I got a kick out of it, hope you do too. :D (click) (http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/mortor.gif)

THE Ka

03-04-2005, 05:41 PM

Wonderful!

Sadly, i know how Gandalf feels in that situation...

Example one, English class. A group needs an artist... I need a group because i'm anti-social and a grade...

Stupid perky kid#1: Hey! Does anyone, like, draw really good?

Friend of stupid perky kid#1: *Scouts around the room " Hey Ron! I found one over here!"

* Ka give the do-not-touch-go-back-to-your-out-kind look...

SPK#!: WOW! Your a good drawer! we need you! Really bad!

* Ka corrects his grammar within mind and answers because the teacher is getting ready to give me a D...

Ka: Fine. What do you need? Outline? Block figures? Something stupid like that? What?

SPK#1: Uh... Whatever you say, I don't speak art...

*Ka rolls eyes...

Then about an hour or so later, they finally remember something...

SPK#1: So, yeah, when I asked if you were an artist, I meant something else to.

Ka: What?

SPK#1: Not only did we need an artist, but we needed one was a modern pop-art artists...

(This is when I would stab my eyes out with coloured pencils and mutter: " No one understands a Neo-Classical in a Modern ruled world..."

Sorry, I rambled. Again. And I don't want to erase it.

Oh, yeah. sorry i was gone for a month. Traveling, you know...

THE Ka

03-12-2005, 03:33 PM

Okay, That last post was a rant... I'm going to redeme this thread...

It's a song anyone can sing to...

http://www.arches.uga.edu/~jsolberg/scared.jpg
Ooo, you’re givin’ me the fever tonight,
I don’t wanna give in,
I’d be playin’ with fire...

http://www.tuckborough.net/images/gandalf.jpg
You forget, I’ve seen you work before,
Take `em straight to the top,
Leave `em cryin’ for more,
I’ve seen you burn `em before...

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ngbeyond/rings/images/ring_image.jpg
Fire and ice,
You come on like a flame,
Then you turn a cold shoulder,
Fire and ice,
I wanna give you my love,
But you’ll just take a little piece of my heart,

You’ll just tear it apart...

http://www.paulcampion.com/texturing/images/LOTR3_shelob_01.jpg
Movin’ in for the kill tonight,
You got every advantage when they put out the lights...

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/lotr_fellowship/61.jpg
It’s not so pretty when it fades away,
Cause it’s just an illusion in this passion play,
I’ve seen you burn `em before...

http://www.cowd.net/cowdmb/misc/saruman.jpg
So you think you got it all figured out,
You’re an expert in the field, without a doubt...

http://dav.quaqua.net/quaqua/mad/aragorn.jpg
But I know your methods inside and out,
And I won’t be takin’ in by fire and ice!

http://membres.lycos.fr/gorthaur/film/sauron.jpg
You come on like a flame,
Then you turn a cold shoulder,
Fire and ice...

:) Now, you may laugh... But, that song is awsome!

~ Pat ka

( Apologies to the great Pat Benatar...)

Naz

03-13-2005, 05:11 PM

I wanna try.. even if it kinda sux0r :p

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_5.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_11.JPG

The sudden earthquake came as a surprise to Aragorn, & he was knocked off the top of the Seat of High Seeing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_4.jpg

That's a mess *nobody* wants to clean up.

ok, tis lame. :p sorry muchly..

THE Ka

03-14-2005, 06:27 PM

Don't worry! That was a good job.

I feel for pippin, that's a mess that no one would want to clean up or...
smell ;) ...

~ Hint Ka

Naz

03-14-2005, 07:50 PM

yay! Glad you liked it^ ^;

random other one:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_13.JPG

BALROG
Gandalf, this is for abandoning me at the altar!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_parthgalen_3.JPG

ARAGORN
Wow, Age of Trees romances really *don't* work out....

&

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_merrypippin_isenguard_1.jpg

Isengard's liquidation sale was a huge hit with the hobbits...

& (final I promise..)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_4.JPG

What?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_7.JPG

Everyone knows there are no monsters under the bed.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_2.JPG

Are there...?

- -;

THE Ka

03-14-2005, 08:33 PM

Ha ha! I like the hobbit one! Good job! :)

~ Congrats Ka

Hookbill the Goomba

03-15-2005, 12:44 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_15.JPG

The Balrog stepped onto the bridge. But just before Gandalf could speak:

http://deadlock.et.tudelft.nl/~jonathan/nksf/images/balrog_small.jpg

Balrog: You cannot pass!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_6.JPG

Gandalf: You cannot pa- ... ... I beg you're pardon!?

http://deadlock.et.tudelft.nl/~jonathan/nksf/images/balrog_small.jpg

Balrog: Ah Ha! The tables have turned! I am a servant of the Dark lord! Wielder of the Flame of Udun! The bright fire shall not avail you! Flame of Arnor!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_hollin_2.JPG

Gandalf: Now you're just being silly! I don't even want to go that way! You're supposed to be coming this way!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_15.JPG

Balrog: ... ... ... erm... ...

THE Ka

03-15-2005, 08:08 AM

Nice turn of events! You would think that after ages of slumbering, even a balrog would be groggy... just a bit. ;)

~ Frozen Ka

Boromir88

03-15-2005, 02:06 PM

Good ones Hookbill and Naz...This is from a play I recently watched, of course with different characters.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_34.jpg
You know I once had real job herding sheep, before I decided to help out my uncle. I don't like sheep, they blindly follow anyone, and show no initiative. And now I'm still followed by sheep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_12.jpg
Eowyn, you are my world!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_2.JPG
What did I tell you...I'm haunted by Sheep!

Naz

03-15-2005, 08:09 PM

Sheep! Confused balrog! ^__^

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_10.JPG

I'm hotata.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_caradhras_8.JPG

I'm sorry, what?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_7.JPG

I'm on this magazine cover & you're not!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG

WHAT?!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_29.JPG

There must be some mistake... *sob sniffle snort*

eheheh... this is addictive.....

Naz

03-17-2005, 06:45 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_18.jpg
We need food.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_28.JPG
Ah! A bird!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_legolasgimli_1.jpg
I'll shoot it & we'll have it for dinner!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG
Wait! Why are you pointing that at ME---

:p I'm terrible.

Boromir88

03-21-2005, 12:21 PM

http://scd.mm-c.yimg.com/image/453404873
You know, ever since we've left with Saruman's order we aint had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1304414415
Yeeeaaahhh, why can't we have some meat? What about them...overthere

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1225751943
(off screen) yahh them look fresh...

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1302252108
They are not for eat-ing! They are for Him!

http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/979734940
What about them legs, he don't like those. Ooooh they look tasty!

http://scd.mm-c.yimg.com/image/2702035
Get back scum!

http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/726748155
Come on, just a mouthful! He won't notice.

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1302247874
No! (Big orc moshpit)

Nimrodel_9

03-23-2005, 04:45 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_hollin_1.JPG
Heh heh! Pippin is such a dork!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_29.JPG
Ha! You said it!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG
Careful! He might over hear us!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_9.JPG
Too late! Hahahahahaha!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG
Uh oh! What's he doing?!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_7.JPG
AH! I've been hit! ehhhhh *dies*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornlegolas_moria_2.JPG
Oh no! He's coming right at us!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_13.JPG
Ah! Nooooooooo.....
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_33.JPG
Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasflying.jpg
*jumps off cliff*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_2.JPG
Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_8.jpg
Pip! What did you do?!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/MERRY/ttt_merry_16.jpg
Ah! Nevermind! No! Nooo!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/MERRY/ttt_merry_18.jpg
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

And thus the Fellowship of the Ring gradually came to an end leaving Pippin to destroy the ring.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_shire_6.JPG
Ooo, butterscotch!

Nevermind.

THE Ka

03-23-2005, 11:13 PM

HA HA!!! :D That was awsome! I especially love the picture of Legolas' paused jog... Priceless...

~ Ka

Boromir88

03-25-2005, 05:18 PM

Wow Nim, Pippin's a beast. ;)

http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0734.jpg

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1377319703
Boromir: Oh my Eru! That was hilarious!
Faramir: I didn't do anything you're the one who planted the banana!

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1357062854
Denethor: Ahem!

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1378312731
Denethor: Faramir! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Boromir: Faramir didn't do it, father. I did.

http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0739.jpg
Denethor: I know he didn't, but he should have stopped you. You don't know any better. Now go run along and play with the new Risk game I got you.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG
Boromir: For me! Hahaha world domination! Bye bro!

http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/105161683
Bu...bu...but...

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/172977769
Oh stop blubbering.

Naz

03-25-2005, 09:47 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_denethorfaramir_1.jpg
I'm not insane

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_6.JPG
That's how it seems though

:p

Cookie to anyone who knows what song that's from! :D

Nimrodel_9

04-05-2005, 01:59 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_20.JPG
An unsuspecting Frodo takes a walk.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_frodogandalf_moria_1.JPG
Why hello there, hobbit! Where be you a going?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_lorien_5.JPG
Nowhere important! Why do you ask?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_19.JPG
You're going to destroy the Ring of Power, aren't you?! We'll just see about that! Garrrr!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_lorien_27.JPG
What are you doing? No. No!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_frodogandalf_shire_1.JPG
Gandalf: Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frodo: Help! Help me!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_battle_1.JPG
Hark! A hobbit in trouble! Come, Aragorn! We ride!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_6.JPG
*both set out after 'hobbit-napper'*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_9.JPG
Fools! They shan't catch me!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_frodogandalf_shire_2.JPG
Hahaha! Faster my horsey! Faster!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_9.JPG
Quick! We must set our own hobbits on him! *thinks back on time they had to use them on Boromir when he tried to steal the ring*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_hobbitsboromir_hollin_1.JPG
Eomer: Yes! We shall have this captor in no time!
*five minutes later*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_60.JPG
Thank you kind sirs! I don't know how I can ever fully repay you! Here, take this ring!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_15.jpg
'Tis all in the day's work! Come, Aragorn!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_4.JPG
Wait! Who are you?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_22.JPG
No one of consequence.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_8.JPG
I must know!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_10.JPG
Get used to disappointment! *rides away with Gandalf who is bound in chains*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_11.JPG
I knew I should have gotten "The Shadowfax."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lame, I know. :p :D

Kates Frodo Temp

04-07-2005, 08:42 PM

LOL, you guys are good! Who could have guessed this thread would still be here? :) Cool!

Hookbill the Goomba

04-08-2005, 11:18 AM

Gollum has to take his precious test...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Exam.jpg

Sir! Sir! I don't understand this question! My precious!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_aragorn_2.jpg

What have I told you about calling me that!?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_15.jpg

We didn't mean you! Did we precious? No, no, no...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_19.jpg

THAT IT! You are banned from the exam!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_9.jpg

WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!

____________________

Its a little brief, but I like the idea of Gollum taking an Exam.

Nimrodel_9

04-20-2005, 04:34 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_7.JPG
Celeborne: Yes, I don't think I like that dwarf fellow. Elessar seems like a pretty decent guy, though. What about those hobbits? They seem to be---
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/elladanorelrohir/elflingofmrkwd/aragorntooth.bmp
BLEEHHHH!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG
EEEEEEK!!!! *faints*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_1.JPG
.................
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG
Ah.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_5.JPG
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornboromir_moria_1.JPG
Aragorn: *whispering* That didn't quite have the effect I wanted.
~~~

I love that pic of Viggo! :p :D

Naz

04-20-2005, 04:49 PM

That *is* a very priceless picture. :D

Nimrodel_9

04-25-2005, 06:49 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_anduin_1.JPG
A bored Boromir studies a fly on the wall.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_8.JPG
*hears whistling noise*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_4.JPG
Ag!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_8.JPG
Uhh! *fwop! fwop!*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_7.JPG
*shudders*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_1.JPG

Legolas!!! Could you please find some where else to do that???!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG
But there was a fly on the wall!!!

~~~~~
I like my onomatopoeias! :D ;)

Naz

05-12-2005, 06:33 PM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_caradhras_8.JPG
I do *not* nance like a fairy!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_33.JPG
*nances*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_31.JPG
Damn.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_9.JPG
*GASP* Legolas said "damn"!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_37.JPG
Shut up, hobbit!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_11.JPG
Yeek!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_44.JPG
GRARR!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_24.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_12.jpg
Whoops.

Later....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_13.JPG
Legolas, why did you injure Frodo?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_19.JPG
What? What do you mean?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_11.JPG

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_44.jpg
um..

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_helmsdeep_2.JPG
Hehehehehe... *nervous laughter*

:p

Holbytlass

05-15-2005, 11:21 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosam_23.jpg You put the ringhttp://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_ring_2.jpg in the crackhttp://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_mordor_2.jpg You nut!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_shire_4.jpg Then you burn it all up!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_52.jpg Now, let me get this straight.....

Memory of Trees

05-19-2005, 01:54 PM

Ooh! This sounds like fun... I think I'll give it a shot. Here goes nothing:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_21.jpg
Sir, I'm afriad there's been a... situation.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_17.JPG
What is it this time? More straggling orcs?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_16.jpg
I'm afraid not, sir. It is... much worse than that. <clears throat> It appears that a very large gathering a wombats has assembled on our southern border.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_38.JPG
<gasp> It can't be!! Not the WOMBATS!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_20.jpg
I'm afraid so, sire. I recommend immediate evacuation of all cities along the souther border.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_37.JPG
Hmm... that does seem wise, but it seem like such a shame to leave everything, now that we've almost completed our Ben&Jerry's... No. No, I've decided it can't be done. We cannot leave when we are so close to everything we have ever dreamed of!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_18.jpg
But sir! Think of all the lollipops that could be needlessly wasted if we do not act!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_31.JPG
Are you questioning my judgement, Mortimer? Because, if you are...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_22.jpg
No, no! Of course not, sire. It's just that I do have some hesitation about leaving ourselves prone to those theiving wombats... <shudders>
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_8.JPG
I understand your concerns, Mortimer, and believe me, I've thought this through. But the time has to sacrifice all for the sake of icecream!!!!! MUAHAHA... um, 'scuse me... tickle in the throat...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg
<screams> IT'S TOO LATE!!!!! THEY HAVE COME FOR US... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_20.jpg
<glares> I TOLD you this would happen...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ELROND/ttt_elrond_6.jpg
Don't be a fool, Mortimer. You must have guessed by now that I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

<sleep deprived> Okay... who knows where THAT came from...?!

Boromir88

06-12-2005, 10:54 PM

I have no clue where that came from, but still hilarious. I've finally found some pictures to get this thread back active...

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/grishnakh_orccaptain_tn.jpg
Grishnakh: You think the Mouth of Sauron has bad teeth, look at these!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/etp_orc3_tn.jpg
Orc 1: Those are nothing compared to mine.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/asc_redeyedorc_tn.jpg
Orc 2: Looks like you brush them on a regular basis. Check out these...

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/decipher_cards/121_bredforbattle_tn.jpg
Uruk 1: Saruman's Uruk-hai still remain supreme!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/hdr_orcmegacloseup_tn.jpg
Orc 3: Shut up fool. No one beats mine.

http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/1355811415

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/wotr_empire13_tn.jpg
Ugluk: That settles it. The rabid mutant dog with Mad Cow's Disease wins. Now get back into line. And someone get rid of that...thing

THE Ka

06-12-2005, 11:07 PM

Ha! Once again Boromir you put me to tears of laughter. That bit you made reminds me to well of my uncle and brother boasting about their hygene habits (Which doesn't include teeth only). Wonderfully done with the help of a mad dog. Thanks for getting this thread back up.

~ Ka

Naz

06-26-2005, 07:37 PM

Hehehe, mutant rabid mad cow dog!!

Why won't most of the pictures show up?

Oddwen

07-20-2005, 07:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueofftothebatcave.jpg
Gandalf, my old friend! You've been so torpid lately. Not your usual self at all!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfsympathizing.jpg
I know. After that humiliating defeat from the Balrog, nothing seems worth doing anymore. *limp sigh*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtonguewellIthink.jpg
You know...I have a very revitalizing tonic that might help you. It worked wonders for my mast...er, friend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfyourekidding.jpg
O Really? I shall have to try some.

***later***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/saruman.jpg
Well?!? Did he drink the bleach?!

***elsewhere***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalfhopeful.jpg
I feel so refreshed!

***meanwhile***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/sarumanpokeystick.jpg
Bad Grima! No biscuit!

THE Ka

07-20-2005, 10:46 PM

Oddwen, that was genius. Lovely use of cleaners! :D

~ Ka

Oddwen

07-21-2005, 08:22 AM

I forgot how fun these were...

-*-*-*-*-*-*-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinuhheehee.jpg
Guess what Frodo! I'm leth-ar-gic!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodopuh-leeze.jpg
Um...Pippin, that's not a good thing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinoohhhhhhh.jpg
Is too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/frodowhatflewuphisnose.jpg
No, really it's not. And you're not it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinsmug.jpg
Ha! You're just jealous because I'm leth-ar-gic and you're not!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinlookingup.jpg
Am too am too am too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/pippinsleeping.jpg
Zzzzz....

-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Ah, brings back memories. :D

THE Ka

07-21-2005, 02:12 PM

ha! It sounds exactly like my friends Sara and Megan... Sara of course, in all of her knowledgable-ness would be acting like frodo. Megan of course pippin, in all of her nonesense...

Wonderfully done... Now I have to do one! These are so much fun...

~ Ka

THE Ka

07-21-2005, 02:41 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/beinlenn/gandalf.jpg

Open up you piece of junk! Now! Open!

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Frodo_RotK_6.jpg

Maybe Gandalf is too old to open the door to Moria...

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Frodo_10.jpg

Oh no! Then... How- How are we going to get in, and complete the quest!

http://members.tripod.com/padawanjenn/LotR/rotk/sam1_lrg.jpg

Gandalf's gonna to die!!!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/frodo_crying_tn.jpg

No... It can't happen!

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Gandalf_gandalfish.jpg

Would you two shut up!

A while later...

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Gandalf_hairy.jpg
Maybe I am too old... *sniff*

Yep. It wasn't really funny, and the pictures are way too big, but that was all I can find. Oh well, I thought it was funny.

~ Ka

Boromir88

09-17-2005, 09:14 AM

I'm gonna try to use all the Council Members faces to create a scene, so if it's doesn't make sense, forgive me.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_aragorn.jpg
Aragorn: The Ring must be destroyed.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_legolas.jpg
Legolas: And they call me Captain Obvious.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_ottar.jpg
Ottar: (nods head in approvement)

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_thrarin.jpg
Thrarin: Elves are so stupid.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_saelbeth.jpg
Saelbeth: You're stupid.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_gandalf.jpg
Gandalf: Ok, guys that's enough, let's get down to business.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_man1.jpg
Man 1: Yes, please. I say we throw it in the Sea.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_galdor.jpg
Galdor: That's supposed to be my idea.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_farin.jpg
Farin: Well he said it first...stupid elves always trying to take other people's ideas.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_elf1.jpg
Elf 1: If you don't have anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_gimli.jpg
Gimli: Sit down before I break you in half.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_frodo.jpg
Frodo: Oh god, I'm scared.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_boromir.jpg
Boromir: (thinks) He better not get the ring.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_hugin.jpg
Hugin: Let's ask Elrond what to do.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_fror.jpg
Fror: Ya, what would Elrond do?

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_elrond.jpg
Elrond: How did these idiots ever find their way here.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_erland.jpg
Erland: I heard that. We don't have to put up with this. Jarnsmid surely agrees with me.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_jarnsmid.jpg
Jarnsmid: (snore)

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_elf2.jpg
Figwit: Wow, Erestor's pretty hot.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_erestor.jpg
Erestor: Ahhh, why won't people stop asking me to go on a date!!! I'm a guy!!!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/council_silinde.jpg
Silinde: You are?

And that's the proceedings of the Council of Elrond we didn't see!

WaynetheGoblin

09-17-2005, 09:41 AM

That was diffrent.

Glirdan

09-17-2005, 09:44 AM

Hilarious Boro!!! I love that. Now who's Captain Obvious????

Captain Grishnahk

09-18-2005, 07:12 PM

is it me or can no1 see the pics...

Eonwe

09-18-2005, 07:45 PM

...takes the words from my mouth

The Saucepan Man

09-23-2005, 04:43 AM

is it me or can no1 see the pics...I suspect that no 1, just like nos 2, 3, 4 etc, can't see the pics. :p

The problem is that, when the sites from whom the pictures are taken close down or reorganise themselves, the links will no longer work. I have had to mend the links to my Celeborn & Galadriel story twice now ... :(

Boromir88

10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

Wow, it's been a while since this thread has been posted on. But alas, I have another one...

http://www.elbakin.net/film/images/galerie/rotk/thumbs/gandalf_smoke.jpg

Gandalf: I brewed that for you Denethor, Drink up.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:g9RPRPP4MO0J:image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/12/05/denethor23dff62.jpg

Denethor: Why? What will it do?

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/gandalf_i_was_delayed_tn.jpg

Gandalf: It'll make you live longer.

http://www.elbakin.net/film/images/galerie/rotk/thumbs/denethor.jpg

Denethor: So, you're saying, if I drink this, it'll prolong my life?

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots/gandalf_pippinjoining_council_tn.jpg

Gandalf: That's what I said...

(Denethor takes a sip)

http://scd.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/776862017

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/gandalf_looking_at_elrond_tn.jpg

hehe.

(P.S. Sorry, I'm having problems with that second picture. That address seems too long or something. But, it's practically the same as the next Denethor pic)

Bergil

10-30-2005, 01:44 PM

I can see very few of the pictures, so i guess I'm not number one.

ElentariGreenleaf

10-31-2005, 05:32 PM

Hehe, I loved that council one on the last page. Brilliant.

[EDIT]Wow... I just looked at the date of when this opened cause I remember it starting and found out I was the 2nd person to post! lol

[EDIT 2]Saucepan Man, what page was your Celeborn & Galadriel story on? I haven't seen it

The Saucepan Man

10-31-2005, 07:19 PM

Saucepan Man, what page was your Celeborn & Galadriel story on? I haven't seen itHappy to oblige ... (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=358218&postcount=804) :D

Eonwe

10-31-2005, 07:37 PM

very, very nice! most entertaining!

ElentariGreenleaf

11-01-2005, 12:59 PM

Happy to oblige ... (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=358218&postcount=804) :D

HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! Utterly brilliant! Though, Galadriel's eyes started scaring me :p

THE Ka

11-01-2005, 11:18 PM

Happy to oblige ... (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=358218&postcount=804) :D

Ha! It's my uncle and his girlfriend at christmas last year all over again! :)

Wonderful sizing of pics, it flowed along really well without having to move the window left to right.

~ Aesthete

Boromir88

12-12-2005, 05:31 PM

Here comes another attempt...

Lord of the Rings 4!

Starring...Yoda as Gollum...

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191559272.jpg

Goda: Orcses kill, we must.

Sean Connery as Gandalf...

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191869631.jpg

Condalf: The League is shet, and the pieshes are moving. It hasg begun.

Ed Harris as Elrond...

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191853373.jpg

And many more like Leonardo Dicaprio...

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191868230.jpg

Leogolas: What side is my better side?

and Russell Crowe...as Aragorn

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191609653.jpg

Rusagorn: My name is Maximus Aragorn Decimus Miridius son of Arathorn, and before my end I will have my revenge.

Playing in Theatres Now!

dancing spawn of ungoliant

01-24-2006, 06:16 AM

You know the little "aphorism books", where are usually a pic of an animal and then a caption to it about mundane things in life like work or relationships? . . .

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum1.jpg
Already when you wake up, you can tell that the day is going to be one of those when the whole world has decided to be against you.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum2.jpg
You can't find anything decent to wear...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Gollum3.jpg
..and you're having a bad hair day.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/figwit__Heavy_Burden.jpg
Everything is just out of your reach - even the last cup of coffee...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/figwit_hurriedguide_sme.jpg
... and if you didn't know better, you'd say that the world has turned upside down.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Figwit_td_09_Not_Listen.jpg
You want to deny the reality, but unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum4.jpg
Nope, closing your eyes won't work, either.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum5.jpg
Life has made you crawl, and when you think it can't get any worse...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum6.jpg
... that's exactly what's going to happen.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum7.jpg
When you finally drag home after an exhausting day...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/figwit_secretpaths.jpg
... you discover the horrendous pile of dishes that awaits you.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum9.jpg
Feels rather suffocating, doesn't it? But it's not time to start hyperventilating just yet.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum8.jpg
Have something to eat, take a relaxing bath...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/rotk0805.jpg
... and make sure to take enough time to rest.
After all, the odds are that tomorrow won't be any better.

WaynetheGoblin

01-25-2006, 06:11 AM

That is great. Both of those ae hilarious thanks you cheard me up.

Naz

02-09-2006, 05:47 PM

Sweet Iluvatar, those photomanips are frightening.... O_o

Hookbill the Goomba

02-22-2006, 03:27 AM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/gollum9.jpg

What? Impossible!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/cinematrix36.jpg

It cannot be!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/grima_theoden_early.jpg

I don’t understand! It makes no sense!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/ring_wraiths_stampede.jpg

All right lads, lets get it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/lordoftheexcaliburs.jpg

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

Telperaca

03-10-2006, 09:11 AM

Sooo funny!!

:D

dancing spawn of ungoliant

03-20-2006, 07:10 AM

I remember seeing a video clip about using eagles to destroy the Ring, and yes, I shamelessly stole the idea.

~The Lord of the Rings~

The Avian Edition

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Council.jpg
At the Council of Elrond...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Council2.jpg
Seriously, don't you guys have any ideas how we could get the Ring into Mordor?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Boromir.jpg
Uh, I can't think of anything. It's not like we could just fly there on a giant eagle and drop it in.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Gandalf3.jpg
Haha, are you kidding me? Just watch.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Gandalf2.jpg
Dum di dum dum

*drop*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Ring2.jpg
*splash*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/MtDoom5.jpg
*BOOOOM*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Hobbits.jpg
Wow.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/Gandalf5.jpg
And what was so hard about that?!