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Arwen1858
11-09-2003, 01:40 AM
Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
Frodo: Why, thank you!! *reaches for Aragorn's sword*
Aragorn:*smacks himself in the head* That's not what I meant!

dancing spawn of ungoliant
11-09-2003, 03:53 AM
There is a blinding light and out of it steps Marilyn Manson.
...
Legolas: Melkor! Melkor!

*dies laughing*
Oh well, I can imagine that! smilies/biggrin.gif

Lily Bombadil
11-09-2003, 03:21 PM
Ozzy & Marilyn! You guys had me going for 5 full minutes!

Gimli: If anyone were to ask my opinion -which I note they are not-
Legolas: *whacks him in the head* Shut up, fool!

From FotR book:

Lobelia: You don't belong here! You're no Baggins you- you're a Brandybuck!
Frodo: And you're a whore!
Lobelia: Brandybuck!
Frodo: Whore!
Lobelia: Brandybuck!
Frodo: Whore!

[ November 09, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

Firneldiel Of The Goldenwood
11-09-2003, 03:32 PM
In moria, in the script room with Balin's tomb..

Aragorn is leaning over the well looking down to see what is inside, Pippin bumps him with Gandalf's staff and sends him flying down into the well, Pippin then carefully turns the arrow in the dead dwarf causing a loud crash, drowning out Aragorn's cry of pain..
Pippin:: that was for the apple...

I had more but...i forgot...

Everdawn
11-10-2003, 01:57 AM
Ozzy & Marilyn! You guys had me going for 5 full minutes!

Well it was late and i am nearing exams... You have to expect me to go a little crazy smilies/biggrin.gif

Feared Half-Elf
11-10-2003, 01:12 PM
Pippin: That was for the apple...

Merry: And depriving us of second breakfast...


Ozzy and Marilyn Manson! Teeheehee! That had me going for ages!

Finwe
11-11-2003, 09:02 PM
(My muse got back from her coffee break, what can I say? I was inspired.)

After Pippin touches the Dwarf skeleton and it crashes down the well....

Gimli: Oh guys, did I mention my cousin Balin loved pranks?

Everyone else: D'oh!

(Five minutes later)

Pippin: Does that mean I wasn't supposed to push the part that said "Push Me"?

One Axe to Rule them All
11-12-2003, 02:23 PM
After racking my brain for a few minutes and bursting a major blood vein in my neck, I came up with a good one.

TTT, Sam and Frodo are taken by faramir.

Frodo- We shouldn't be here.
Sam- You're right, this never happened in the book, it's all Peter Jackson's fault if we get killed here... And I'm sure my old gaffer would have a thing or two to say about this cinematic indiscrepancy if he were here....

Strange voice- Oh but I am little samwise...

Frodo- It can't be....
Sam- Gaffer...

Gaffer gamgee- Yes! It is I, gaffer gamgee, and I have a very important message for you, Frodo...

Frodo- I don't have to take the ring to mordor?

Gaffer Gamgee- No you idiot. I. Am. Your. Father.

Frodo- Really?

Gaffer Gamgee- No, i'm a fruit bowl.

Frodo- Okay then.

Gaffer- That was supposed to be sarcasm.

Sam- I like fruit

Faramir's voice- Who are you two hobbits talking to in that room?

Frodo- Nobody.

Sam- A fruitbowl.

Gaffer Gamgee- *shakes head in disgust*

Arwen1858
11-12-2003, 04:08 PM
Frodo- We shouldn't be here.
Sam- You're right, this never happened in the book, it's all Peter Jackson's fault if we get killed here... And I'm sure my old gaffer would have a thing or two to say about this cinematic indiscrepancy if he were here....
Every time Sam says 'By rights we shouldn't even be here,' I think, 'You got that right!!'

Nimrothiel
11-12-2003, 04:46 PM
Legolas: "300 against 10000?! They will all die."

Aragorn: "Only if someone betrays us and leads the Uruk-Hai through the back door of this fortress."

*common footsoldier sneaks out of the room*

Footsoldier to Uruks: "That's right, just go through the back door on the Western side..."

(We've been studying the ancient Greeks in History class. The battle of Helm's Deep is similar to the battle at the pass of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans defended the pass from the Persian army until they were betrayed.)

[ November 12, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

Naz
11-12-2003, 05:53 PM
Faramir's voice- Who are you two hobbits talking to in that room?

Frodo- Nobody.

Sam- A fruitbowl.



Now that was funny! smilies/biggrin.gif (I love this thread, preciousss...)

Everdawn
11-13-2003, 02:46 AM
(We've been studying the ancient Greeks in History class. The battle of Helm's Deep is similar to the battle at the pass of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans defended the pass from the Persian army until they were betrayed.)



OHG! Its spooky that you say that, i just told my history teacher that last week!!! Im glad someone else saw it as well!

Elennar Starfire
11-13-2003, 12:38 PM
Ozzy & Marilyn! You guys had me going for 5 full minutes!

Am I the only one who didn't get it? smilies/frown.gif

Firneldiel Of The Goldenwood
11-13-2003, 01:53 PM
In the shire when Gandalf walks up to Bilbo's house, he tries to open the gate but it is closed and it catches him by suprise and he falls over it!

hehe it was funny when i thought of it....
-firneldiel

Feared Half-Elf
11-13-2003, 02:05 PM
At the Council of Elrond

*Sam bursts from the bush. Suddenly, everybody at the meeting scrabbles around, hiding. Aragorn is behind a bench, Frodo holds a plant in front of his face, Gimli stands behind a pillar, etc.*

Sam: Nope, they're not here! *Runs away again. Everybody emerges and carries on the meeting*

Naz
11-13-2003, 05:46 PM
Leggers! *dies of laughter*

the guy who be short
11-14-2003, 01:22 PM
Saruman: The Nine are abroad again.
Gandalf: Realy? I bet they've gone somewhere nice and warm, probably Tenerife on their salary.

Arwen1858
11-14-2003, 02:11 PM
**In the mines of Moria, right after Pippin knocked the skeleton down the hole**
Gandalf: You Fool of a Took!
Pippin: Sorry.
Gandalf: Why don't you throw yourself in next time?
Pippin: sorry
**the drums start sounding**
Pippin: sorry
Gandalf: Allright already! Stop saying sorry!
Pippin: sorry..er, sor... I mean, um, oh, nevermind.

Lindril Arvilya
11-14-2003, 02:37 PM
At Bag End. Gandalf is talking to Frodo when he hears Sam's ruckus outside.

*pulls him out of the bush*
Gandalf: Confound it, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping again?
Sam: *looking at the floor* I-
Gandalf: Look at me when I'm speaking to you!
Sam: *looks up* Well, I-
Gandalf: What are you looking at?
Sam: *trying desperately to get out his line* Iain'tbeendroppingnoeavessirpromise!
Gandalf: Are you trying... to be funny?
*Frodo has been sidling up to the door, trying to get out*
Gandalf: (without taking his eyes off Sam, points his staff straight at Frodo) Sit. Down.

Eeek! Scary Gandalf!

Everdawn
11-15-2003, 11:15 PM
**In the mines of Moria, right after Pippin knocked the skeleton down the hole**
Gandalf: You Fool of a Took!
Pippin: Sorry.
Gandalf: Why don't you throw yourself in next time?

Pippin: Goodbye cruel world!

*throws himself in.***

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-16-2003, 09:02 PM
Ozzy as Elrond...that's a f@$^#%& good one!

Can't think of anything right now...sorry.

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->banakil on mumakil

Lily
11-16-2003, 10:40 PM
Pippin: Goodbye cruel world
*throws himself in.***

*falls until he lands on a soft bed with food all around him*

Pippin: Hello crazy twist!

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-17-2003, 02:18 AM
This one's been bothering me for a while...

Arwen: Go to sleep...
Aragorn: I am asleep.
Arwen(approaches Aragorn): Liar...

Waitaminute...what's that supposed to mean?

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->banakil on mumakil

Elennar Starfire
11-17-2003, 08:40 PM
Gollum is trying to catch a fish in the river, the fish keeps getting away. It smacks him in the face with it's tail, knocks him backwards, and finally escapes.

Frodo and Sam catch up and see what a mess Gollum is.

Sam: What have you been up to, stinker?

Gollum: Fissh happensss, precioussss, fissh happensss.

Arwen1858
11-17-2003, 11:20 PM
Right after Boromir's 'death' scene:
*Aragorn leans over to kiss Boromir's forehead*
Boromir: *jumps and yells* BOO!!
*Viggo is scared half to death*

(BTW-Elennar, I love your new sig! It would be really funny to say that to somebody sometime and see their reaction smilies/biggrin.gif )

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-17-2003, 11:48 PM
Party scene. The Dragon fireworks was just set off.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NC1chMAvifsC:www.adeptsys.com/hdb/gfx/explosion.jpg
Sauron: I knew it those fools would set of my "Destroy the Shire" rockets! Hahahahaha!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

Everdawn
11-18-2003, 01:30 AM
Where Legolas is about to throw the rope down to Aragorn and Gimli form atop the battlements of Helms Deep.

(Instead spreads his arms wide)
Legolas: I am a golden guy!
Aragorn: What?
Legolas: I dig music!... And im on drugs!

**uruk hai cheer!**
Legolas jumps into the crowd of urks and is killed.
Aragorn: Looney.!

(ok i watched almost famous yesterday, and that part is really funny.)

Aragron fighting Lhurtz

Aragron: Let me pass, as King of Gondor!
Lhurtz: I move for no man!
Aragorn: SO be it...

Aragron severs lHURTZ'S ARM..
Lhurtz: Tis just a scratch.
Aragorn: A scratch, your arm's off!
Lhurtz: No it isnt.

Aragorn: (points ot arm on the ground) Whats that then?

L: Ive had worse.

A: Youre a liar

L: come on you pansy!

Aragorn cuts off Lhurtz' other arm. Your other arm's off!
L: What! just a flesh wound!

Aragron chops his leg off...

L: ill do you for that!

A: youll what?

L: come here!

A: What are you going to do?? Bleed on me?

L: I am invincible!

A: Your a looney...

L: Lhurtz always triumphs. Have at you!

Aragorn takes his last remaining leg off.

L: Allright, we'll call it a draw.


(The HOly Grail.. couldnt resist.. someone's probably already been there thought...)

Meela
11-18-2003, 10:03 AM
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

Legolas: the Uruks turned north east. They are taking the hobbits to- oh wait, that's a rabbit.

- - - - - - - -

Aragorn: Rohan. Home of the horse lords.

Legolas: er, Aragorn... that's a picture of the Bahamas.

Aragorn: oh, right... *drops the magazine and peers at the ground* aha! Rohan, home of the horse lords!

Legolas: if the Rohirrim dwell in a rabbit hole...

*Gimli catches up with them and holds out his hand*

Gimli: say, Aragorn... isn't this one of your contacts?

Feared Half-Elf
11-18-2003, 12:21 PM
Meela, as always those were cool!

Legolas throws the rope over the wall to Aragorn and Gimli. However, the two of them are bloody and dead when they are pulled over the wall. He looks down at the ground.

*Uruk-Kai waves*
Uruk-Kai: Oops! Hi Leggers! Hope you don't mine, my aim is off lately!
*Legolas waves back*
Legolas: You don't have to be nice to me, I'll give you that cheque later! *Walks off*

Nimrothiel
11-18-2003, 03:31 PM
The Monty Python spoof fight between Lurtz and Aragorn should end like this:

A: "Right, we'll call it a draw."

*walks away*

L: "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? Come back here you stinkin' coward; I'll bite your bleedin' legs off!!!"

Other than that, it was very good; Monty Python rocks! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Meneltarmacil
11-18-2003, 09:28 PM
(The HOly Grail.. couldnt resist.. someone's probably already been there thought...)
This happens to be the second time somebody's repeated my idea... I don't mind, though.

Everdawn
11-20-2003, 02:48 AM
*bows* i am ashamed...

Legolas: Three hundred against ten thousand? They will all die.

Aragorn: Well, actually, there are two hundred... Not as smart as you thought you were are you elf?

Legolas: I should slap you for that!

Aragorn: Go ahead pansy!

Feared Half-Elf
11-20-2003, 11:34 AM
This one came to me during watching Are You Being Served.

Aragorn looks for the rope to pull him and Gimli away at Helm's Deep. Suddenly, Legolas jumps onto the wall above their heads.

Legolas: I'm free! *Throws rope over, with measuring tape tied to the end*

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-20-2003, 07:31 PM
Aragorn: Legolas! Bring him down!
Legolas: I've played college football...I can take you down...*jumps towards the torch-bearer*
Aragorn: No! Not that way!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:NC1chMAvifsC:www.adeptsys.com/hdb/gfx/explosion.jpg
FOOOOOM!!!!!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

P.S. I just love that picture. Maybe it's my morbid fascination with nuclear weapons and SS-18s...

[ November 20, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

Elennar Starfire
11-20-2003, 09:01 PM
(BTW-Elennar, I love your new sig! It would be really funny to say that to somebody sometime and see their reaction)

Yes, it is fun. I have done it!


Aragorn: *yells* Bado orch echado meleth!

Elves: OK, if you say so! *they do as he says*

Aragorn: What are you doing?

Random Elf #1: You told us to.

Aragorn: No I didn't, I told you to shoot!

Random Elf #2: You need to study your elvish, you said, 'Go kiss an orc.'

Aragorn: No way! *flips through Elvish-English dictionary* Woh, you're right! Sorry, guys! Ok, lets try this again...

Yes, I know something similar has been done before (Aragorn accidentally telling them to dance the polka in their underwear), sorry, it's all I can think of right now. smilies/confused.gif I think it's a funny idea, Aragorn saying the wrong thing. Whoever came up with the original should get an award.

Meela
11-21-2003, 04:50 AM
*gives a Blooper award for the original*

Lindril Arvilya
11-21-2003, 11:46 AM
This happens to be the second time somebody's repeated my idea... I don't mind, though.
Only the second?

Lindril (short sharp shocked) Arvilya

Finwe
11-22-2003, 09:38 AM
Legolas: Final tally, 42! *strokes his bow*

Gimli: Not bad, for an Elvish princeling. I, myself, am sitting on a pretty 43.

*Legolas shoots the Orc that Gimli's sitting on, and the arrow hits him in a rather sensitive part*

Gimli: EEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

Legolas: *runs away as fast as his Elven legs can carry him*

*Cut to a shot of the horizon. Legolas is running away as fast as he can, and Gimli is chasing him wearing a diaper-like bandage, waving his axe, and yelling choice curse words in Khuzdul*

Sorry for mental pictures! I got the idea from the TTT EE that I was watching last night.

Naz
11-22-2003, 05:18 PM
Finwe!! That was hilarious! The last mental image was hilarious! *dies of laughter-- again*

Oddwen
11-22-2003, 09:12 PM
(This is kind of from the book, but oh well...)

Legolas: And has anyone seem Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Legolas: Alas, for I much wished to tell him that I saved a bunch of money with Geiko insurance!


Or...
Legolas: Has anyone seen Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Legolas: Rats! Lost another loan to Ditech!

Or...


Legolas: Has anyone seen Gimli?
Aragorn: Last I saw, he was being swept towards the caves with Eomer.
Gamling: That could get nasty! I hope he has that insurance!
Legolas: What insurance?
Duck: Aflac!

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-26-2003, 08:52 PM
I watched TTT again yesterday, and came up with these...

Grima: They will have women...
Saruman: *no reaction*
Grima: ...and children.
Saruman: *raises eyebrows*
Grima: Are you a pervy child-fancier?

----------

Aragorn: Gondor will answer!
Theoden: Gondor? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us? *bleep* Gondor! Oops, sorry.
(Got that one when the sound malfunctioned for a second during the last sentence)

----------

Legolas: Look at them. They are frightened. I can see it in their eyes.
All: What did you say, pretty-boy?
*hapless mutilation ensues*

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

THE Ka
11-26-2003, 09:24 PM
The fellowship( Minus Gandalf) is stuck in a very dangerous situation. They must learn the lesson of not being seen.

Narrator: Here, we see Mr. Merry Brandybuck of Brandybuck Hall, the shire. Merry Brandy buck as you can clearly see cannot be seen. He shall demonstate the lesson of not being seen.

Narrator: Mr. Merry would you stand up please...

We then see Merry stand up from behind a bush in the middle of a field. Then without warning. BOOM! Merry is blown up!

Merry: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Narrator: As you can see mr. Merry has not learned the first lesson of not being seen.

This one's my favorite..heh heh. smilies/evil.gif

We can see a field much like that of the one where merry was in . With only one bush.

Narrator: Here we have Mr. Aragorn of Rivendale, Middle earth. Mr. Aragorn cannot be seen. Let us see how he shows the proper way of not being seen.

Narrator: Mr. Aragorn, would you stand up please.

a long moment of silence then it is broken by the narrator. Aragorn does not stand up.

Narrator: Mr. Aragorn has learned the first lesson of not being seen. Do not stand up. But, he has chosen a very obvious place to hide.

The one bush in the one field has blown up.

Aragorn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'll just let you guess which monty python movie this is.



"I don't wanna talk to you a no more, you silly englishman!" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries!"
- Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python in search of The Holy Grail

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-26-2003, 09:24 PM
Oh, wait...there's more.

From RotK...

Aragorn: A day may come...
when the courage of men fails...
when we forsake our friends...
and break all bonds of friendship.
But it is not this day.
This day...we fight!
*cricket background*
Aragorn: OK, then. This day, we run! Wait for me!

----------

Back to TTT...

Frodo: The Ring will not save Gondor! It has only the power to destroy. Please, (deep voice) LET MY PEOPLE GO.
Faramir: Or else...
*Frodo takes the Ring, and dips it into Anduin, which immediately turns to blood*
FAramir: Oh, my Eru...OK, you can go now. Toodles! *dashes off as fast as his legs could*

-----------

Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose...
*Theoden approaches*
Aragorn: ...to play darn good hopscotch.
Theoden: My Eru...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[ 4:09 AM November 27, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

Feared Half-Elf
11-28-2003, 10:10 AM
I was watching TTT the other day...

__________________________________________

At Helm's Deep, Gandalf appears on the hill with Eomer and the Rohirrim behind him. He starts riding down the hill, Shadowfax trips and starts rolling down the hill with Gandalf. The Rohirrim stumble over him and they all end up rolling down the hill.

__________________________________________

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: Your trousers, Mr Frodo, I think Stinker stole your belt!

Lindril Arvilya
11-28-2003, 10:37 AM
The Ka, you are brilliant. Why do people only choose to use Holy Grail references when there are so many good Flying Circus ones?

And sorry for stealing yours, Nilpaurion Felagund, but it could only remind me of one thing (er, besides Michael Jackson)...


Grima: They will have women...
Saruman: *no reaction*
Grima: ...and children...
Saruman: *no reaction*
Grima: ...and there may be some hobbits.
Saruman: *eyebrows raise* Well, let's get going then! *saunters out*
Grima: *shudders* And I thought I was creepy... pervy hobbit-fancier.

Feared Half-Elf
11-28-2003, 01:21 PM
Teehee! smilies/tongue.gif

Nilpaurion Felagund
11-30-2003, 09:35 PM
(er, besides Michael Jackson)...


Who knows...they might be one and the same... smilies/wink.gif

Naz
12-04-2003, 07:14 PM
Helm's Deep..

Aragorn: I'm too sexy for my sword..

Legolas: I'm too sexy for my bow..

Gimli: You know what this dwarf says to that? I'm too sexy for.. for.. Oh, dammit all..

(was I allowed to type that? poor Gimli!)

Nilpaurion Felagund
12-04-2003, 08:02 PM
Pippin: But were Hobbits! Halflings! Shire-folk!
Treebeard: Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The White Wizard will know.
Merry: The White Wizard?
Pippin: Alatar!
Gandalf: No, you foolofaTook! It's me!
Pippin: I thought you were grey.

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

Peralkarwen Aramacil
12-04-2003, 08:29 PM
Battle of Helm's Deep:
The Uruk's are marching and they get to where they're supposed to stop, and Aragorn pulls out a Capital One No Hassle Card instead of his sword, then one by one all the Elves and men (and Gimli)pull their's out, and all the orcs moan smilies/rolleyes.gif and turn around and march angrily away. The leader says, "What's in YOUR wallet?!?" as he steps down off of the rock he was standing on.
My friends and I thought it was funny, so I thought I would share it with you guys.

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel
12-11-2003, 12:47 AM
Aragorn: She stays becuase she has hope.

Elrond: She stays becuase of you, she belongs with her people!

Aragorn: No, its the hope...

Elrond: No....

Aragorn: Yes...

*stare at eachother**

Aragorn: ouch! I knew that hard-browed stare would get me, So? Whats your point? Are you going to have me 'taken care of'

Elrond: All im saying is i wouldnt be walking down any dark alleys any time soon Estel.

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel
12-11-2003, 01:00 AM
Gríma: So fair, yet so cold, like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's chill.
Éowyn: Youve been watching Bold and The Beautiful.
Gríma: How so?
Éowyn: Rydge just said that to Brooke on yesterdays episode.
Gríma smilies/biggrin.gifamn, i had hoped you diddnt see it!

Nilpaurion Felagund
12-12-2003, 02:22 AM
Warning: Just don't read it!!!

Théoden: So much death...what can man do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me.
Théoden(turns to Aragorn): For the King of Rohan. For you.
Aragorn: Let us elope to the Undying Lands.
Théoden: I love you... *they kiss*

"Eeeew..." the crowds cried. They took the insolent writer and threw him into Mt. Doom.
"Noooo!!!" was Elenrod's last cry...

Lindril Arvilya
12-12-2003, 10:54 AM
*cough cough*
*gasp*
*tears*

And I thought the Aragorn picture was scary.... I'm scarred for life! *whimper*

Lindril (please make the pain go away) Arvilya

Finwe
12-12-2003, 07:55 PM
*chokes on her left-over pumpkin pie and starts whimpering from the painful mental images*


Please don't do that! I think we should limit the amount of mental pictures in posts!

Naz
12-13-2003, 04:19 PM
I got this from MST3K:

Frodo: Aragorn! Aragorn!

Aragorn: I'm coming, you great cow!

(MST from Crash of Moons^ ^; )

Firneldiel Of The Goldenwood
12-13-2003, 05:30 PM
:: I thought this was rather funny for the mean people out there::

In the EE of the Fellowship, when they are leaving Rivendell and Frodo asks Gandalf which way Mordor is Gandalf says "right" Frodo walks to the right and keeps going. The rest of the Fellowship dies laughing on the left road.

Nilpaurion Felagund
12-14-2003, 07:55 PM
Lindril (please make the pain go away) Arvilya


There is that memory thingy from MIB...but... smilies/evil.gif

I think we should limit the amount of mental pictures in posts!


WHAT?!?! And risk sanctions from the United Nations' Mental Images Institution?

I had no idea what I have done...

*whimpers away*
->Elenrod the outcast

P.S. Nice new avatar, Finwe! smilies/biggrin.gif

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:04 AM December 15, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

Feared Half-Elf
12-15-2003, 01:22 PM
Theoden: I love you...

*Splutters, sprays mouthful of coke over keyboard*
Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuck!
And double yuck!
Couple that with the Aragorn in a bikini pic...
Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuck...etc

Nimrothiel
12-15-2003, 03:12 PM
*SHRIIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!* Geez, I thought this forum was supposed to have been censored a bit!! smilies/eek.gif

Okay, how's about another CLEAN blooper?

*Council of Elrond*

Elrond: "The Ring must be destroyed."

Gimli: "Well, let's do it then!"

*brings axe down on Ring; axe blade breaks*

Elrond: "The only way that the Ring may be destroyed dwarf, is if it is dropped into the Ring of Fire on Mt. Wannahockaloogie."

Ahhhhhh, "Finding Nemo" provides plenty of good ideas.

(We is almost to our 100th post, precioussss!)

Arothir
12-15-2003, 03:27 PM
Theoden:Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
cut to knights of gondor at a bar
knight of gondor:werent we supposed to be helping Rohan?

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Legolas: they will all die! Cast them all to Udun! DIE DIE DIE!
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Legolas pulls back to shoot his arrow when out jumps...
Gimli: BOO!

Legolas pokes himself with the back of his bow

Cool! I started page 9!

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:28 PM December 15, 2003: Message edited by: Arothir ]

Nilpaurion Felagund
12-16-2003, 02:54 AM
A lame sequel to a shocking revelation...

Arwen(bursts inside Hornburg): So, this is what happens behind my back!
Aragorn: Pookums, I can explain...
Arwen: Not you, Dûnadan. I was talking to Snoogie here. *points to Théoden*
Théoden: Woogie-woops, I'm sorry...

*slinks silently away*
-&gt;Elenrod: You'll never take me alive!

Lindril Arvilya
12-16-2003, 10:43 AM
I'd say this is turning into a sordid love triangle, but really, it's a square.

Aragorn: *slumped on the steps outside, trying to ignore kissy noises from inside* I can't believe Arwen would cheat on me... *sniff sniff* *tries to take it like a man* *bursts into tears*
Eowyn: *thinks "Score! Here's my chance!"* Aragorn, my lord, what's wrong?
Aragorn: Arwen... cheated... on.... me!!!!!
Eowyn: Oh, you poor man, she doesn't deserve you! (Asks the fatal question) Who's the poor guy who has to put up with her for the rest of his life?
Aragorn: *pauses... can he do this?* Well, uh, er.... *thinks "She'll find out soon enough"* Uh... Haldir.
*smooch*

Feared Half-Elf
12-16-2003, 11:11 AM
Uh...Haldir.

*snork*

I think it's just become a love pentagon!

Can't think of anything right now, sorry!

Elennar Starfire
12-16-2003, 08:41 PM
Continuing that...

*Haldir walks in*

Haldir: I'm here, shnookums!

Arwen: *runs over to him*

Theoden: Wait! What about me?...

*Haldir begins to talk, but Arwen interrupts him*

Arwen: Well, you know, it never would have worked, you're a human, and as everyone knows, that means I'm just so much better than you.

Haldir: OK, everyone shut up. *pushes Arwen away* *to Theoden* You know I would never leave you.


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Where did this come from???
*Elennar runs away to get nasty unpleasant thoughts out of her mind* OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT! NOW!

husborne
08-08-2005, 02:58 PM
Things that never happend

Things that never happend in the Lord of the Rings films.


Aragorn in mid-battle

"Everyone Stop Fighting, I've got a paper cut" :confused: (http://www.own-middle-earth-newzealand.com)


Add your funnyMissing scences :smokin: (http://www.own-middle-earth-newzealand.com)


Have fun. ;) (http://www.own-middle-earth-newzealand.com)




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The Elf-warrior
11-13-2005, 12:40 AM
Aragorn: "No news of Frodo?"

Gandalf: "Of course not."

Aragorn "We have time. Every day, Frodo moves closer to Mordor."

Gandalf: "How do we know that Frodo is alive? What are you, psychic or something?"

Aragorn: "Well, I have a measure of Elvish foresight. What does your heart tell you you?"

Gandalf: "Nothing. I would be very freaked out if I had a talking heart."

Morsul the Dark
11-15-2005, 09:58 AM
Saruman: You will taste men flesh!

Uruk-Hai #9942:Im a vegetarian!!!

Saruman:You will taste westfold grass

Uruk-Hai #9942:That'll do!
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Dead King:That line has been broken
Aragorn:It was remade *slash go through king*....*slash slash slash* *gulp*
cut to Elrond
Elrond:where's my sword? why do I have narsil....Ohh sh........

The 1,000 Reader
11-16-2005, 01:03 AM
I found this one somewhere else. I can't remember where, though. Sorry if this is old.

(Gollum is dancing at the Crack of Doom.)

Sam: Why isn't he falling off like in the books?

Frodo: Well, it looks like I'll have to push him in.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, make it look like your fighting him for the Ring.

Frodo: Why?

Sam: For the audience, Mr. Frodo.

Frodo: Ah, yes. The audience. (Goes and fights Gollum.)