Movie Bloopers!

[Sapphire_Flame]

*dies*

[Meela]

sorry... am I that bad? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

*comes back to life* No, you're not bad, I just died laughing! *dies again*

[Meela]

Well, die away then smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Elrond's Council-

Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though *squealy voice* I only four!!!! *holds up 4 fingers over his eyes*

(It's much funnier when said. My sister & I had a field day with the "I only four" scenario)

AND YOU, LEGOLAS LUVER*1!!!! BE NICE TO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/mad.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Completely off topic, but I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back. ???

[Meela]

Gandalf reveals himself.

Aragorn: It cannot be...

Gandalf pulls off a mask and reveals himself to in fact be Bill Ferny.

Bill: No, it can't, Strider! *evil grin*

Aragorn thwaps Bill over the head with his sword and trudges off*


(God knows why Bill Ferny came into my head at that moment...)

[legolas luver*1]

I'm not sure what this should be counted as but here it goes.
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off screen the actors drive p.J crazy with ?'s. can i do this or that......
P.J: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.J runs off cliff. He gracefuly floats back up.
Billy: uhhhh, howd you float.
P.J: um, (he says very nerdy like)I kept this daisy.(he points above his head.Billy plucks off a petal.)
Billy:P.J. that would NEVER hold you.
P.J.: O right.(he falls.)

[legolas luver*1]

dont think im crazy, it just came to me.
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bilbo is about to leave bag end when a clan of gangsters parks in front of the gate. One pulls out a gun, laughs crazaly, shoots up the hobbit hole& drives off.
Bilbo: I'll get you sons of ...P.J.cuts him off
P.J.: Take it easy!!!Its repairable. (He breaks down & cries) MY SET!!!!!!!

[legolas luver*1]

THIS IS STUPID
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GANDALF: HOLD OUT YOUR HAND FRODO.
FRODO LOOKS UNCERTAIN.
GANDALF: IT'S QUITE COOL.
HE PUTS THE RING IN FRODO'S HAND. HE STARTS CRYING & JUMPING IN CIRCLES.
GANDALF: THATS FUNNY. IT WASNT EVEN IN THE FIRE.(HE SITS BACK & LAUGHS.)

[ElenCala Isil]

ok... here's mine.. I think it may have been done b4.. but that's ok!

Pippin:What's that?!
Merry:This, my friend is a pint!
Pippin: It comes in Pints?
*Pippin rushes off*
Sam: You've already had half a pint!
*Pippin comes back*
Merry:What's that?!?!
Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!!


PJ:CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


heehee smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Firondoiel]

Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!!

LOL!!!!! I can just see that happening!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back
So can I be Disco royalty too?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Okay, well this sounded good in my head:

Aragorn and the hobbits are on the way to Rivendell.

Aragorn: "Quiet today. Very quiet. Isn't it, Frodo?"

"Yes, Strider."

"I don't know why it is so quiet. Do you know, Merry?"

"No, Strider."

"It's extremely quiet. Right, Sam?"

"Yes, Strider."

<silence>

"Did I mention I strapped Pippin to Bill's back and gagged him?"

<silence>

"Quiet today..."

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Okay, my last blooper was pages ago, so I haven't done this in a while. Out of practice. Uhh...

Gollum: No! No! No master! They catch you! They catch you. Don't go to Him. He wants you, my precioussss. Always he's looking for you. And you, preciousss is wanting to go back to him, but we musn't let him have you!

Okay yes, you can tell I'm out of practice, can't you?

~Menelien

[legolas luver*1]

AFTER READING THESE I FOUND A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO ''SNORTING COKE!!!!!!''

[Meela]

lol!!

Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider-

*Eomer and the Rohirrim storm into the room and squish Theoden*

Eomer: We're here- oops...

[ElenCala Isil]

hehe

Eowyn picks up sword, starts swinging it around, hears Aragorn, swings around...

Aragorn:HOLY ERU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Eowyn takes sword back, noticing it's all bloody..

Eowyn:emm, oops?

PJ:CUT!!!!!!!!!!

Viggo (this is taken from the event that happened when viggo had his tooth knocked out)*admist groans and shrieks of pain* No, Pete, I'll just *looks at arm and screams* superglue it back on..finish the scene.

ahh, lame I know...I need practice! lol smilies/rolleyes.gif

[legolas luver*1]

THIS SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD.
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GALADRIEL:THINGS THAT WERE, THINGS THAT ARE& AOME THINGS THAT HAVE NOT YET(RED FROM THAT 70'S SHOW POPS OUT OF NOWARE& CUTS HER OFF)
RED:....GONE UP YOUR @$$
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IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD.

[legolas luver*1]

Sorry, I never even payed attention.I'll be more carefull.
Lol to all!!! I am shaking with laughter!!

[legolas luver*1]

Bilbo& Gandalf are at Bag-end.
Lobelia: Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins.(Bilbo hides
Gandalf awnsers the door.)
Gandalf:Hes not at home.
Lobelia:I want the truth!!!!
Gandalf:You cant handle the truth!!!!
Bilbo:Ooh, deja vu!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Eomer: We're here- oops... smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Gandalf *singing, coming along path: I am the walrus...

PJ: CUT! Ian, how many times have I told you to sing the road song???

~Menelien

[legolas luver*1]

Galadrieloftheolden,I think I broke a rib!!!
That was good!!!

quote:
I am the walurs.... smilies/evil.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

"I am the walrus" is actually a Beatles song, I believe. And a really good one, too! smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

~Menelien

[legolas luver*1]

Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting.
I just noticed it.

[Bali The Dwarf]

At Helms Deep:

Gimli: "Oh, Common, we can take em!"

Aragorn: "Are you sure?"

Gimli: *pulls out uzi* "No Prob.

[legolas luver*1]

I just thought of a song for Gimli. It goes like this: Gimliiii's baby back ribs!!!!!

Stupid, I know.

[legolas luver*1]

Legolas has Gimli by the beard.
Legolas: Id never let you down even if I could......
Gimli:So hold me when I'm here....love me when I'm gone!
Legolas:Really!?(he lets go of Gimli's baerd)I LOVE YOU!!!!
Gimli smilies/biggrin.gifUMB BLOND!!!!!

[Elennar Starfire]

I don't know if this really counts as a blooper, but when I went to TTT someone in the theater said "I thought they killed the dragon" when the nazgul flew over on the...ummm...whatever it was, not a dragon though. Also, at Helm's Deep when the old guy shoots the orc and Aragorn yells at him, someone said "oops". I think it was the same person. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting.
I just noticed it.

lol, it does look like that... but that's what you get with looping animations smilies/tongue.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Here's one:
(From T.T.T. the book)

Frodo: No, no! Sam, you old @$$!
*Tries to lift Sam up, but he is too heavy for skinny-mini Frodo*
Frodo: Guys! Little help here!
*other LotR characters that shouldn't be there storm the scene & pull Sam up*
__________________AND:

P.J: Hey, everybody! It's time to shoot the scene. Alright, Dead Marshes; Take 1! Annnd- Cut!!!!
Sean A.: Wait you haven't even started the scene yet!
P.J: I know. I can't find our Frodo. Has anyone seen Elijah?
Viggo: Uuuuhhh, he's still searching for his tie.
P.J: Why- He doesn't need the tie to film!
Gollum: It keepsss it in its pocketesses.
Billy: Says he can't act without it.
P.J: Okay! Has anyone seen Wood's tie?
*Liv hides something behind her back & startes whistling loudly*

BEWARE THE TIE FONDLER!!!!

Okay, that was REALLY dumb...... Sorry!
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[Lily Bombadil]

Heyyy! You're right. It does look like he's hitting himself.
Frodo; Cool sword, Bilbo- *DONK!*

[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[One Axe to Rule them All]

ahhh... it's good to be back.

Gandalf and frodo are riding the cart into the shire
-Frodo "Gandalf, i think you just hit a squirrel..."

the council of the Elves in Rivendell.

Elrond- "all rise for the council of the elves"

Figwit- "Sir, i think the dwarf is sitting"

Gimli- "I'm standing!"

Figwit- "Sitting"

Gimli- "look, this is sitting, this is standing, i'm standing"

and by the way Legolas lover, that gimli back ribs crack wasn't funny!

[Lily Bombadil]

This isn't all that funny, but it surely would've raised a ruckus on the set of F.o.t.R.-

Aragorn & Arwen @ Imladris:
Aragorn: You cannot give me this!
Arwen: It is a gift! A gift to the foes of Mordor!
_________________ LATER.....

Boromir @ Elrond's Council:
Boromir (of the Ring): It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart. *kisses Aragorn*
Aragorn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.J: CUT!!!!! CUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!! CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In the end, they realize that there was a major misprint in the scripts) smilies/evil.gif

[Meela]

LOL!!! That was SUPERB!!!

[Lily Bombadil]

Thanks, Meela.
One Axe:
Legolas Luver*1 is going to try to blame the Gimli ribs on me. True I made it up, but I never really thought it was humourous. You know how that goes. LOL on the squirrel thing. I can just see it now... smilies/evil.gif

[polices]

these things are always so funny. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

BEWARE THE TIE FONDLER!!!!
Ahh, I didn't think it was dumb.. but then again...uhh... well heck! just read my siggy! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[Elennar Starfire]

Hobbits are hiding under the tree roots, the black rider comes...

black rider:sniiiiiffff... sniiiiiffffffff...
*falls over*

Frodo: all right, who forgot their deodorant?

[Bekah]

I've just gone through and edited or deleted all my off-topic posts on this thread. So if anyone seems to be talking to themselves - they aren't.

~ Elentari II

[Meela]

But you didn't delete any bloopers that you posted... cos that would be a tragedy. I wanna keep all bloopers for my old age when I can't get on the computer any more, and the BDs are old and dusty and I need to laugh at the good ol' days.


Haldir: You have entered the realm of the lady of the wood. You cannot go back.

*Frodo squeaks and turns to run away*

*Haldir throws himself on the ground and clings to Frodo's ankles*

Haldir: PLEASE don't leave us!! I couldn't bear it if you went! I'll do anything!! ANYTHING!!! Just don't leave us... *sobs*

[Meela]

(um... don't ask. It just popped into my head)

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

LMAO good one Meela, it plays out in my head so nicely... smilies/evil.gif

Boromir: "Give me the Ring!"
Frodo: "No!"
Boromir: *Pouts* "But whyyyyyy?" (Stamps foot)
Frodo: "Because I said so." (smiles triumphantly) "I have the ri-ing and Boromir doe-sn't, na na na na na!"
Boromir: "I hate you you're so mean to me!" (Starts wailing loudly) "Ara-goooorrrn Frodo's being mean!"
Aragorn crashes in.
"Aw poor Borimirworimir, don't woorryyy! Frodo, be nice! And what have we said about sharing?"
Frodo: "I'm sorry." (big blues stare adorably at Boromir) "You can share my ring if you really wanna."
Boromir: "Yay!!!"

[Meela]

Awww... that's so good!! I love it!

*wanders off awwwing at the adorable Boromir*

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Boromirworomir

that's just wierd....

[Elennar Starfire]

In moria:
Legolas is dodging the cave troll, the chain gets stuck on the pillar thingy, Legolas runs across the chain...or tries to. He trips and falls flat on his face.
"I think I've broken something..."
*holds up his bow, which is broken into two pieces*
"Oh!" (You know, just like Merry!)
I am evil today... smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

*Bows* Thankyou Meela!

[Lily Bombadil]

Boromirworomir

Of course it's weird, One Axe! That's the beauty of it!
You guys are all beyond brilliance!
here goes;
Legolas, killing orcs at Helm's Deep-
Legolas: Another one bites the dust! Another one bites the dust! OW! Another one bites the dust! Hey! Hey! Another one bites the dust! Hey-ehh-ehh-eh-eh-yaaay!!!!!!

(In the meantime, Boromir does the wave. Yes, I DO realize he's dead already.)

[Lily Bombadil]

Elennar, why do you 'thtay out of the thwimming pool'? Just curious, really.

In Lothlorien-
Rather than walk, Celeborn & Galadriel tango down the steps.

In Rivendell:

Elrond: Welcome to the Hotel California, Frodo Baggins.

Me: *mutters unintelligably about her strange mentality & '70s music...* smilies/eek.gif

[Lindril Arvilya]

Her siggie is playing off the phrase (by Descartes, just learned about him in Philosophy) "I think, therefore I am." In hers, it's supposed to be said with a lisp. So it would really read "I sink, therefore I stay out of the swimming pool", but the s's are turned into th's. *shrugs* I think I just went into WAY too much detail. Meh.

I enjoyed the Haldir one. Good work.

I can picture Galdriel and Celeborn coming down the steps in floaty chairs, like in some odd sci-fi movie.

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lindril Arvilya ]

[Meela]

*Eowyn is sobbing over Theodred*

Suddenly, he sits up and turns to her, grinning inanely.

Theodred (in a Transylvanian accent): Why are you crying, my dear?


(Don't ask... Its a weird day... I could have sworn I just saw a fly bungee jumping off the hose pipe...)

[Himaran]

Cave Troll wraps chain around around post in Moria. Legolas runs up it, but slips and straddles it.

Legolas: "OOOOOOWCH!!

PJ: CUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

Sorry,I'm feeling a bit evil myself right now. smilies/evil.gif

[Meela]

*cackles evilly then dies laughing*

[Lily Bombadil]

Legolas: "OOOOOOWCH!!


AHAAHAAAAHAAAHAAA!... ahem. Errr....

Okay, here I go-
*Gandalf holds out the Ring in the tongs*
Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
*Frodo takes the Ring*
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!
*He flings the Ring across the room*
*Gandalf picks up the Ring in the tongs*
Gandalf: Hmmm... Hey! What the- Made by Mirkwood Novelties?! BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!

(Meanwhile: Somewhere down the road)

Bilbo: Ah, ha, ha!
*flips the real Ring into the air, catches it on his finger, & vanishes* smilies/evil.gif

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[Meela]

Oh, that is GOOD!!! *hands over a Blooper Award*

[Lily Bombadil]

*hands over a Blooper Award*
For me?! Oh, I couldn't possibly- okay yes I could. *takes award*
Now, if you'll all pardon me, I've got a date with the Disco King. He's taking me- well, to a Disco.

[Meela]

The Fellowship enter Lothlorien.

There is a lot of swooshing in the treetops, then...

"HOOOOWWWWWZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

*Haldir swooshes past them on a rope, lands on the ground, does a triple somersault, and lands on Gimli's shoulders*

*The other elves jump out and applaud loudly*

[Himaran]

In Isengard, Saruman is sitting in his chair thinking. Three evil orcs approach him.

The first Orc: "Heil Hitler!"

Saruman *rises*: "Heil Hitler!"

Moe & Curly Howard appear in the background: "Hail Hail Hailstone! Wahoo!"

And so, the true Alliegance of Saruman, long an ally to the Three Stooges and the Nazi party, is revealed.

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Himaran ]

[One Axe to Rule them All]

helms deep, the orcs are ready to kill all the humans. Suddenly, all the defenders of helms deep drop their weapons, make a big peace chain, and start singing "Why can't we be friends?"

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

The Fellowship is in Moria, in one of the deep dark caverns.
Gandalf: "Follow me." *Cartwheels along the path.
Rest of the Fellowship stands there.
Aragorn: *Clears throat.* "Well, you heard the wizard." *Cartwheels after Gandalf.*
Rest of the Fellowship glances at one another, shrug, and promptly cartwheel one after the other.

[Himaran]

LOL!! Good one Tinuviel!

Hehehehe.... I can just see Gandalf cartwheeling...

[Lily Bombadil]

At Bag-end after the party:

Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF EXPENSIVE TRICKS! YOU KNOW I ONLY CONJURE CHEAP ONES!!!

(The questions you have are better left unasked. Trust me.)

[Lindril Arvilya]

*Cartwheels after Gandalf.*
Rest of the Fellowship glances at one another, shrug, and promptly cartwheel one after the other.

Rather like in Robin Hood Men In Tights.

[Meela]

"To Die Or Not To Die"

Denethor lights the pyre and leaps onto it. He misses and lands on the floor.

Denethor: oof...

*Tries again, same thing happens*

Denethor: okay, third time lucky...

*Same thing happens*

Gandalf (leaning against the door): just face it, dude. You suck at suicide! *cannonballs onto the pyre* Wheeee...

Denethor growls and leaves the room.

Uruk-Hai attack Minas Tirith, launching various explosives into the city*

Denethor: whaaa... *boom*

An explosive lands on top of Denethor.

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Rather like in Robin Hood Men In Tights.

Hmm, I have seen it once, but I was only 9 at the time and didn't pay attention to it. Maybe it buried itself in my subconsiouss, subconsiously...

[Haunter]

They did the can-can, but I don't think they cart-wheeled..."We're men, we're men in tights, we roam around looking for fights! We maaaay look like paaaansies...but-don't-get-us-wrong or else we'll put out your lights!" *Little John gets punched in the face by Blinking.*

I think I've seen that movie far too many times...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

I think you have too smilies/tongue.gif
Meela- before I even looked at the name I knew who had written that smilies/wink.gif

(Saruman and Gandalf scene in Rivendell in FotR)

Saruman: You do not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron? There are none who can. Against the power of Mordor, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf: Tell me, friend. When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Saruman: But, you do not understand, my friend. He is the virus. And we are the cure.
Gandalf: (laughs) Oh, Elrond, you gave me a scare for a moment there...

(Sam's 'speech' at the end of TTT)
Sam: What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: *yawn* What prophecy, dude? You’ve been watching too much Matrix, man...

(Sam’s just like me !!! smilies/wink.gif) Sorry if I’m just a bit... Matrixish today. I’ve found my new mini-obsession. Oh, here’s another...

Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. There is no spoon, Frodo. Do not forget that.

*dodges rotten tomatoes a la Agent Elrond* Okay, okay! I’m done smilies/tongue.gif

~Menelien

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Mahal]

I got some too: Lord Of the Pants

Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Galadriel at the beginning:
"The world is changed.
I feel it in the earth.
I feel it in the water.
I smell it in my pants."

Forming of the fellowship:
Aragorn: "You have my sword."
Legolas: "And my bow."
Gimli: "And my pants."

Galadriel: "Will you look down your pants?"
Frodo: "What will I see?"
Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell."
Frodo does
Galadriel: "I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants."

I hope you like them.

[kementari]

I am very new on Barrow Downs, so I'll give it ago. Maybe alreadyhas done this but, who cares.

TTT, Legolas is jumping upon the horse he shared with Gimli, and flings himself too high and end up on the otherside of the horse;
Legolas:What just happened, where is the horse?
Gimli:Look, thats the fifth attempt of swinging yourself upon the horse. You can see the crew are getting tired.
Legolas:I must perfect this before P.J comes along and takes my place.

Thats alittle bit too weird, don't worry guys I'll get it right one day. smilies/eek.gif

[kementari]

Do mind the spelling mistakes in my texts.


Oh when the saint, oh when the saints, oh when the saints come marching in......lala smilies/smile.gif

[Meela]

That was great, Kementari!!

*screams at the sight of Matrix blah and giggles at Lord Of The Pants*

Meela- before I even looked at the name I knew who had written that

*giggles some more*

[GreyWolf]

Lindra Arvilya- I liked the one with the Holy Grail. ( and the others too )

Gamja- I really like the signature

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and Lord of the Rings is a great combination. ( sorry if I missed anyone. )

[Mahal]

Here is another hope you like'em

The Balrog reached the bridge. Gandalf ate in the middle of the span, leaning on the disk in his left belly, but in his other belly Glamdring gleamed, yellow and white. His enemy stole again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast ears. It raised the computer, and the thongs whined and cracked. A boat came from its toe. But Gandalf stood firm.

'You cannot burp', he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a Janitor of the Secret Banana, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot burp. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to Aunt Bertha! You cannot burp!'

[One Axe to Rule them All]

okay, that was a bit wierd, but did anybody like it? *Crickets chirp* okay... they'll come around, they always do.

[Meela]

It was great smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn throws Gimli at the bridge at Helm's Deep, but he doesn't throw far enough. since the orcs are computer animated, they start dying anyway. Gimli yells up at Aragorn, "YOU MISSED!"

Isn't computer animation wonderful? smilies/biggrin.gif

I have many more you missed bloopers floating around in my head... smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(Singing Elves in extended version of FotR)

Elves: Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a beautiful day! I've got this beautiful feeling, that everything's going my way!
Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, isn't it beautiful!
Frodo: *puke*

(Moria)
Boromir (?can't remember who said it): What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: It is an agent, a demon of the future world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! Zion is near...

~Menelien

[kementari]

All these movie bloopers are just too funny to read.


Keep it up guys. smilies/eek.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Boromir (?can't remember who said it): What is this new devilry?

Yes, that was Boromir. smilies/biggrin.gif

Here's my latest contribution, inspired by a mental image brought on by the Middle Earth Zodiac Signs thread:

Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are fighting Uruk-Hai. Suddenly, a noise errupts....

Legolas: "The Horn of Go--wait, that's not the Horn of Gondor! What the heck?!"

Aragorn: "I don't know, but let's go find out...."

They all make their slow way towards the sound until...:

Boromir: (holding the Horn on one side of his head) "Moo! MOOOO! MOOOOoooOOOO!"

Aragorn: "What in Middle-Earth are you doing?!"

Boromir: "I'm a bull! Moo! MOOO!"

Aragorn: "..."

Legolas: "..."

Gimli: "Quickly! Cleave it in half and rid us of this monstrosity!"

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Lothlorien, as the elves are singing for Gandalf.

Frodo- "Legolas, what are they saying?"

Legolas- "If your happy and you know it clap your hands" *Clap clap*

don't ask

[Lily Bombadil]

Suilad and mae govannen, Kementari!
Isn't it fun to be insane you guys?!
Okay, here's mine-
Arwen & Aragorn @ Imladris:
Arwen: Oh Aragorn, I love you! I love you, I do! Don't you love me?
Aragorn: Arwen... How could I not love you? I've always admired you for your passion for life. Something I've never had...
Arwen: Then say you won't go!
Aragorn: But I must. I'm a Ranger. Wandering is what I do. It's part of me.
Arwen: But... don't you want to marry me?
Aragorn: I'm married to the Fellowship- so to speak, of course! The fate of Middle-earth-
Arwen: Oh- Fiddle-dee-dee! I HATE you! Leading me on like this: making me believe you wanted to marry me!
Aragorn: I didn't-
Arwen: You did to! I hate you, Aragorn, Dunedain! I hate you so badly I haven't anything bad enough to call you...! *slaps Aragorn's face*
Aragorn: *sad, shocked expression*
Arwen: I HATE and DESPISE you! And I'll hate and despise you till I DIE!!! *bursts into tears*
*Aragorn leaves the room*
*Arwen picks up a vase and throws it at the wall. It shatters*
*Legolas stands up from his hiding place*
Legolas: Whoa! Has the War for Middle-earth started already?


(I've been watching Gone With the Wind in History class. Don't ask...)

[Meela]

*claps* very good!! *hands over a blooper award*

[Finwe]

(OK, this is my first try.)

Sam: We're in the middle of Mordor, Mr. Frodo. We need to get to Mt. Doom to destroy the Ring. The war could be over tomorrow. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

PJ: CUT!!!!!!! All right, who put the Matrix script in here?!?!?!?!?!

*tall, black-clad figure wearing dark sunglasses slips away muttering* Mr. Anderson precioussssss... We mustn't let it get away....

[Bekah]

*tall, black-clad figure wearing dark sunglasses slips away muttering* Mr. Anderson precioussssss... We mustn't let it get away....

Who looks suspiciously like Elrond... smilies/biggrin.gif

~ Elentari II

[kementari]

Frodo and Sam trying to get into Mt.Doom
(When actually it's Mt.Room, avery messy room)
Sam:Mr.Frodo there seems to be a big sock in the way, and we can't possibily pass those army orcs.
Frodo:Sam, stop being a chicken this is only kementari's room. Nothing's going to jump out at us.*vain*
Then all of a sudden a big slice of pepperoni pizza comes out and starts to charge at them.
Sam:The Uhrikah pizza must have been delievered early.

Second attempt.

[Bekah]

Where inanimate things have been there so long they start to take on a personality of their own... smilies/biggrin.gif

~ Elentari II

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(On the set of the Matrix)
Neo: The Matrix is mine... my precious...

(On the set of LotR)
Gollum: Why doen't we see how deep the rabbithole goes, why doesn't we precious?

PJ and Wachowski Bros: *run at each other screaming, bashing heads*

~Menelien

[One Axe to Rule them All]

yeah Kementari, you're gonna fit in just great...

[Lily Bombadil]

Hey, Kem, I have a Mount Room, too! Although there is a little bit of Isengard there, too. It is my heaping hamper which I like to call Orstank.
Okay, an attemp-
Frodie & Sammie in Maggot's cornfield...
Sam: Mr. Frodo? Frodo?! Frodo!
Frodo: YAAARRGH!!!!! (jumps out of the corn & tackles Sam)
Sam: Holy sh*t!
Frodo: *gasp* Samwise!
OR:
Sam: Mr. Frodo? Frodo?! Frodo!
Frodo: YAAARRGH!!!!! (jumps out of the corn & tackles Sam)
Sam: Holy shi- meagol! smilies/evil.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

On Amon Hen-
(The Uruk-hai are marching through the underbrush)
Uruk army: Huck-luck-luck-yeah! Huck-luck-luck-yeah! Oooooh, KARIBU! Huck-lu-
Lurtz: ENOUGH!! Did I not FORBID you to watch Jimmy Neutron?!
Uruk army: *mutter, mutter* Yesss, Lurtz...

(I apologize for that bit of oddness)

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Kementari, we will never get enough! smilies/smile.gif

This was inspired by a comment on Crazy Pics:
Legolas:"you copied my hairstyle, didn't you?"
Gandalf: "Um, no I didn't.."
Legolas: "OH YES YOU DID!!!"
Gandalf: "So??"
Legolas: "Well if you copy my hairstyle, at least try to get it right."
Gandalf: "I...I..I..I couldn't get the complicated braids right!"
Runs off and sobs.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Um, first try, bet it's rubbish...

*In Rivendell, Bilbo gives Mithril coat and Sting to Frodo*

Bilbo: Light as a feather, and hard as dragon scales.

*Coat suddenly rips in two*

Bilbo: Darn...

Frodo: (Thinks) Bang goes the money I could have had when I sold it back at the Shire...

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

[Earendil Halfelven]

Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out.

FOTR
*Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies*
Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." *looks at Frodo* "woops"
PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA!

Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf."
Arwen: *looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs* "Ok"

Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..."
*Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him*
Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground"
PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch*

[Meela]

Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..."
*Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him*
Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground"
PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch*

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

*presents Earendil Halfelven with a much-coveted Blooper Award*

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Elrond: "Wake up Frodo, WAKE UP!" Slaps Frodo around some more.

[Earendil Halfelven]

*Earendil gets up and accepts the Blooper Award. He bows*

Thank you, thank you. First, I'd like to thank everyone for making all of this possible...

smilies/biggrin.gif Just kidding!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Legolas- "If your happy and you know it clap your hands" *Clap clap*

*falls over dead of laughter*

[Ainaserkewen]

A certain part of the extended LOTR that you were never meant to see...

Frodo is rescueing Sam from the river. He pulls him back in.
"Oh Sam!"
"I made a promise Mr. Frodo/"
"No you idiot, I crying because I lost my contacts!!"
"YOU WEAR CONTACTS!!!"
The entire Elijah Wood Fan club get up and go find Orlando. Hey, at least he's honest.

[kementari]

Bilbo leaves Frodo the ring. Gandalf passes it on to Frodo;
Frodo:What is this for? I thought we weren't getting engaged until next month and you've already picked out a ring without my concent.
Gandalf:I didn't mean it to be like this.
Frodo:Why don't you just pick out my wedding clothes while your at it!?
*Frodo starts to break down and cries.

I think I went a little overboard.
smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[Lindril Arvilya]

In Bag End

Gandalf: Hold out your hand. It's quite cool, I assure you.
*drops the Ring into Frodo's hand*
Gandalf: Well, what do you see?
*silence*
Gandalf: Frodo, what do you see?
*Frodo stares at the Ring*
Gandalf: Frodo!
Frodo: Shiny.....

[Lindril Arvilya]

Nazgul: Where is Bagginsss?
Gaffer: What's it worth to ye?
Nazgul: Well, well... more wealth than you can imagine!

(Yay Star Wars)

[Himaran]

Merry has fallen off of Treebeard, and the orc is about to stab him. Treebeard then steps forward. He misses the orc altogether and squashes poor Merry.

[Feared Half-Elf]

*Arwen walks away during the night, shot of Elrond watching, looking sad*

Elrond: *Suddenly thinking of something* Arwen, don't go! I've changed my mind! I CAN'T COOK!

[Himaran]

In Orthanc -


Saruman: The hour is later than you think!

*He swings his staff out, pointing at Gandalf, and accidentally lets go of it. The staff flys forward and hits the Palantir, knocking it to the stone floor where it shatters.*

Saruman: *falls prostrate on the floor, sobbing.* All my allowance for two whole monthes - Gone! WASTED! WAAAAAAAH!!!

Gandalf: Oh, don't be sad Saruman! *Proceeds to break dance on the floor in an effort to cheer him up.

[celedwyn]

Okay, major apologies in advance for this one...
the four hobbits are outside the door to Bree...
Frodo knocks, Grumpy gatekeeper's head pops out and he screams "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Sam: Gandalf?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Hehe...
Himaran, yours just gave me an idea...

Saruman: The hour is later than you think! *points at Gandalf’s watch and at the large clock on the wall* Your watch is early...

~Menelien

[Lindril Arvilya]

It seems I only get inspration from other people.

Saruman: The hour is later than you think!
Gandalf: My, my, look at the time, you're right, I must get going.
Saruman: Why yes, of course, I didn't mean to keep you so late. I'll just get your hat.

[Lily Bombadil]

This 1st one is inspired by a Lord of the Onion Rings T-shirt I saw:

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Onion Rings. Only one who fries them to his will. And he does not share flour!

The 2nd one is based on a part that was only in the FotR book:

(Tom Bombadil (that's my daddy) & the hobbits on the Barrow Downs)
Sam: What about our clothes, Mr. Frodo? We cant wear these rags.
Tom: Clothes are but a minor loss. Be joyful! Cast off these cold rags! Run NAKED in the gras while goes a-huntin'.
*they do as told*
*Tom comes back & sees the yucky nude hobbits*
Tom: AAAAARGH!!!!!!
*Tom & the ponies run, leaving the hobbits to walk naked to Bree*
Gatekeeper: Whadda you want?
Frodo: We've come to stay at the inn. Our business is our own.
Gatekeeper: Alright, young sir... blah, blah, blah... *oopens gate, sees nude hobbits* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints* smilies/evil.gif

[Maegaladiel]

Gandalf- I am now Gandalf the Caucasian!

PJ- CUT!! Ian, for crying out loud!! It's Gandalf the "WHITE"! Not Gandalf the Caucasian!

Gandalf- Hmph. I was just trying to be politically correct...

It was funny at the time.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Maegaladiel- I am trying to stop using abbreviations, but I can't comment here in any way other than LOL! smilies/biggrin.gif

(Bilbo's birthday party)
Hobbits: *assemble in a choo-choo train* *singing* This is your birthday song, it is not very long...

~Menelien

[Lindril Arvilya]

Frodo: Go on, Sam! Ask Rosie for a dance!
Sam: *walks up to her* Excuse me ma'am, but would you like to *music: da da da da da!* come and stay at the YMCA?
*the entire party runs to the dance floor*

Lindril (the Village Person) Arvilya

[Meela]

oh, now that is good!! *presents Lindril with a much-coveted Blooper Award*


Grima runs towards the villagers.

Grima: Get out of my way- oof!

One of the villagers sticks out a foot. Grima falls flat on his face.

[Lily Bombadil]

Maegaladiel, did you get the nunnery bit in your siggie from Seventeen mag? Just curious.

What if in P.J's cameo appearance he was the guy eating a carrot and farting?


(It just popped into my head, you know?)

[Lily Bombadil]

Okay, I had some sudden thoughts:

Arwen near Weathertop-

Arwen: Frodo, Im Arwen telin le thaed- Ah screw it! C'mon, Frodo! *picks up Frodo & rides to the Ford*

At the Ford-

Arwen: Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!
Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!!!
*The river swells. The Witch King steps aside, letting his friends get washed away*
Arwen: Sh*t! Noro lim, Asfaloth!!!

(I think there was more to that, but I forgot it in the turmoil of my mind...) smilies/evil.gif

[Maegaladiel]

No, Lily Bombadil, my 'nunnery' bit from my sig is from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". Act Four, I think. So is the part about the hawk and the handsaw. Read it, or watch the movie! (The Mel Gibson version! Yeeehaw!) Although not Tolkien, I highly reccomend it.

Okay, back on topic now.

This bit just popped into my head. (You have to see the new Matrix movie to get this one, though.)

Aragorn- Elrond, what can I do to convince you to let me marry Arwen?!
ELROND- *donns sunglasses* If you can't beat us, Mr. Aragorn, you must join us. *hundreds of other Elronds in glasses pop out of nowhere. Elrond sticks his hand into Aragorn's chest. Aragorn turns into another Elrond*
ELROND- Now you are me. I am arwen's father, so you can't marry her anyway!! Mwahahahaa!
PJ- CUT!!!! CUT CUT CUT!! HUGO! KNOCK IT OFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! *Elrond walks off camera* Do you realize how many actors we've lost thanks to that little trick of yours, Hugo? I--aaaakkklllllkkkk!!!
*Camera turns on PJ. Elrond has stuck his hand into PJ's chest. PJ becomes Elrond.*

VOICE- (Elrond's) THis movie has changed from the Lord of the Rings to the Lord of the ELRONDS!! Mwahahahahhaaa!!!

*Entire cast and crew are Elronds.*

[Himaran]

In Lothlorien:

Merry: What are the elves saying?

Legolas: I have not the heart to tell you.

Merry: No, really, what are they saying?

Legolas: Ok, well, you see--

Aragorn: *Cuts Legolas off* Legolas?! Their language is not fit for the ears of these young hobbits!"

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

My mind can't remember if it's been done before, so...:

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elvish eyes see?

Legolas: I... see dead people.

PJ: *groaaan* Cut....

[Lindril Arvilya]

*presents Lindril with a much-coveted Blooper Award*

*gasps and cries out "SWEET!", then tries to explain it to her skeptical mother*

I'm so happy! I never thought I'd get one! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Yaaaaaaayyyyy!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Lindril (can't overuse smilies) Arvilya

[One Axe to Rule them All]

yes Rynoah i did that one about 3 pages back, it's easy to miss..

[ June 06, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ]

[Feared Half-Elf]

I don't know if this one has been done, but here goes...

*Legolas gets box for Gimli at Helm's Deep. Gimli gets on box and it collapses under him*

Legolas: Sorry, we're on such a tight budget, PJ can only afford cardboard...

Gimli: Not...strong enough...to get out...of box...HELP!!!

[Meela]

Ha ha!!! No, that hasn't been done smilies/biggrin.gif

*hands over a Blooper Award*

[Feared Half-Elf]

*Bows deeply and gratefully accepts Blooper Award*

WOW!!! I've never had one of these before!!!!

Battle of Helm's Deep.

*Legolas tries to shoot the rope off the wall so that the siege tower falls down, misses and hits one of the Elves of Rivendell*

Legolas: Darn! He was my fwiend! *Bursts into tears*

[Meela]

Oh god, that gave me such amusing images, you should have another! *hands it over*

[Elvanui]

I hope this hasn't been done....
*Scene where Aragorn fights Lurtz*
Aragorn slices Lurtz's arm off...
Lurtz: 'Tis but a scratch
Aragorn: You idiot your whole arm is off
Lurtz: I've had worse. 'Tis just a flesh wound
At this point Aragorn rolls his eyes and chops of Lurtz's head. He calls to Legolas and Gimli and they follow him while banging coconuts together.

or:

The Rohirrim have an entire group of people to bang coconuts together as the "ride"

Monty Python RULES!

[Meela]

The Rohirrim have an entire group of people to bang coconuts together as the "ride"

*applauds a lot*

Not quite bloopers, just random thoughts:

Grima cartwheeling out of Edoras.

The people of Rohan cartwheeling to Helms Deep.

For some reason, the pyre of Denethor has turned into Denethor lighting the candles on a table that is set for a romantic dinner for two...
*dresses up and runs over there sharpish*

[Elvanui]

*bows* thank you, thank you

[Feared Half-Elf]

WOW!!!!! Now I have two!!!! these will so match my room!!!!

Um...

Edoras, as Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf arrives. Flag rips off pole and lands on Shadowfax's head.

Gandalf: Fly you fools, I have to get this dratted Rohan flag off Shadowfax.

*Shadowfax rears and Gandalf falls in a mangled heap on the floor.*

Gandalf: My back!

[merry03]

In FotR when Sam is "swimming" after Frodo...
Frodo - Go back, Sam!
Sam - No... *bubbles*...oops. It's not my falt. Better out than in, I always say.
PJ - Sean!! Hobbits aren't supposed to fart! That's the thrid time you've done that! What did you eat for lunch?
Sam - A bean-burrito.
PJ - *groan* No one EVER give him beans or burritos again! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Feared Half-Elf]

*dies laughing* That's so funny! I can just see that happening, or Frodo blasting a hole in the boat (Yes, his fart must be super-strength to blast a hole in an elven-boat!), and having to bail out the water!!!!

[Lily Bombadil]

Ewww! That's like my mom and... oops...

Aaaanyway:

Bilbo & Gandalf @ Bag-end-
*Bilbo hobbles around on a cane*
Bilbo: I am old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it- O, my back! *falls to the floor*

Gandalf: Just tea, thank you. *backs into chandelier. Bangs head on rafter.*
Gandalf: *tweet, tweet* Not today... Stupid, short..... *$@#.... blll.... *falls unconscious*

(Really, that last one should be first, but you all aren't stupid, so...)

[Meela]

I could have sworn this was already done, but then I could have sworn it wasn't already done... have I done it?

Aragorn is lying on the ground with his eyes closed.

Legolas: Sooo... are we close to them yet? These Uruk-Hai?

Gimli: Aragorn?

Legolas: *kick* Aragoooorn....

Aragorn: *snore*

[Mariska Greenleaf]

sorry if any of these has already been done...

When Gandalf arrives in the beginnen of fotr with his horse and carriage,
Frodo jumps to him: "It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!" He jumps onto him, and they both flip over and fall to the ground.

In the extended version of fotr:
When Legolas does the "lembas commercial":
"Just a tiny bit of lembas cal fill a grown men's stomac...lembas, the freshmaker!"

When Gandalf falls at the bridge of Kazadhum, he suddenly pops out a parachute and goes swiftly down.

Maybe not so funny, but I did not have much inspiration...

[Lindril Arvilya]

*Shadowfax rears and Gandalf falls in a mangled heap on the floor.*
Gandalf: My back!

For some reason I can picture Gandalf muttering "Oy!" after that.

[Bekah]

I hope this hasn't been done....
*Scene where Aragorn fights Lurtz*
Aragorn slices Lurtz's arm off...
Lurtz: 'Tis but a scratch
Aragorn: You idiot your whole arm is off
Lurtz: I've had worse. 'Tis just a flesh wound
At this point Aragorn rolls his eyes and chops of Lurtz's head. He calls to Legolas and Gimli and they follow him while banging coconuts together.

Or, from "It's just a flesh wound" :

"Lurtz attacks Aragorn with renewed strength, despite one of his arms being chopped off. In defence, Aragorn chops Lurtz' other arm off.

Lurtz keeps kicking Aragorn. "Come on, come on, had enough eh?"

Aragorn chops off one of Lurtz' legs.

Lurtz keeps dancing around Aragorn, who chops his second leg off.

Lurtz: Alright then, we'll call it a draw.

Aragorn skips off, while Legolas and Gimli go after him banging the coconuts (which must have been carried by two European swallows with them on a vine or something).

Lurtz: Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!!

It's a lot funnier in the Holy Grail, isn't it?

Oh well.

~ Elentari II

[Lindril Arvilya]

Lurtz: Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!!

With the Black Knight, it's funny. With Lurtz, it's literal.

[Feared Half-Elf]

OK, fine. Isn't banging coconuts together what they do in Primary School?

In Moria.

Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: What if i give you, erm, a pony!
Gandalf: Try harder!
Balrog: Erm, err, a muffin!
Gandalf: What type of muffin?
Balrog: Blueberry.
Gandalf: Done! *Balrog gives Gandalf muffin, Gandalf jumps into darkness with parachute*

Ok, Ok, I'm tired! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

gandalf:let's see...how do we go to lorien...
gimli:we could go through the mines!
gandalf:no.i want to go over the hills(and far away...)
***
gandalf(singing):i go to the hills when my heart is lonely...
legolas(muttering):there's a fell voice in the air
boromir:this will be the death of the hobbits(and my ears too)!we cannot stay here!
gimli:we could go through the mines of moria
gandalf:hmph...let the ringbearer decide.
frodo:definitely through the mines!!!


err...works if you have seen ´the sound of music´
at least i tried smilies/rolleyes.gif
and to feared half-elf...thet was really smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Ha! I can picture Gandalf opening hills mouth & Julie Andrews' voice coming out. Ha, ha!

On Caradhras:
Gandalf: The hills are alive with the sound of muuusic!!!!
Pippin: Aargh!!
Merry: What?
Pippin: The hills are alive, Merry!

-Here's another I thought of>

During the polishing of FotR:
*P.J. & his musical composers are viewing the Amon Hen scene. Suddenly, Lurtz comes running across the forest floor to the main theme of The Last of the Mohicans.*
P.J: Alright! WHO is responsible for THIS?!
*Howard Shore & Enya exchange confused & accusing glances. Faint Scottish snickering is heard from the corner...* smilies/evil.gif

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

aragorn:you have my sword
legolas:and my bow
gimli:and my axe
frodo:noooo!that's why we have bill the pony...i'm just a weak little hobbit you know!

i loved the pink tandem-bloopers!!!

[ June 22, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]

[vey]

Gimli~Legolas,How do you have fan girls,how do you ...well,look so good?
Legolas~Well I don't have a beard.
*the next day gimli cut of his beard and dyed his hair blond*
Gimli~How do I look now?*feeling proud*
Legolas~A little...better*what an idiot*
Gimli~"Go,Go,Go,Go Gimli itsss your birthday
you gonna party like itsss your birthday!
Legolas~I must admit,...you look..horrible!
Gimli~WHAT!
Legolas~I mean gimli thats just not the look for you,nor song!*my song just isnt for him*
Gimli~Thank god,now I can take this horrid gertle off!!!!
hope you like it! smilies/biggrin.gif

[vey]

Gimli~Legolas,How do you have fan girls,how do you ...well,look so good?
Legolas~Well I don't have a beard.
*the next day gimli cut of his beard and dyed his hair blond*
Gimli~How do I look now?*feeling proud*
Legolas~A little...better*what an idiot*
Gimli~"Go,Go,Go,Go Gimli itsss your birthday
you gonna party like itsss your birthday!
Legolas~I must admit,...you look..horrible!
Gimli~WHAT!
Legolas~I mean gimli thats just not the look for you,nor song!*my song just isnt for him*
Gimli~Thank god,now I can take this horrid gertle off!!!!
hope you like it! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Hey, Vey! Teehee, that rhymes. smilies/biggrin.gif Mae govannen, suilad, and welcome to the Downs!

I loved that Blooper! And, when Meela sees it, I'm sure she'll give you one of her Blooper Awards. If not, I'll give you one of mine! Well done, mellon! smilies/wink.gif

[Meela]

Hey, Blooper Awards are copyright and only given out by me! smilies/smile.gif

*hands vey a much-coveted Blooper Award*

Oh, and you may not approve of this, but I'm giving out all these awards, and I feel it's time to treat myself to one.

I have always loved one blooper of mine in particular:

Haldir and the elves approach Helms Deep
Haldir: i bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. the old alliances are still dead.
The elves leave Helms Deep

Sooo... *hands herself a much-coveted Blooper Award*

[ June 23, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Maikadurwen]

Gandalf you cannot pass!
Balrog why not?
Gandalf uh cause i said so
Balrog ill give you a magic ring
GANDalf you will have to do better than that
BAlrog ill give you bottle of legolas's shampoo
Legolas hey thats mine!
Gandalf ill take it ive always wanted pretty hair
(gandalf takes shower uses the shampoo)
Gandalf oh look how silky
ok you can get my foot with the fire whip thing now
Balrog ok
GAndalf proceedes to fall smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maikadurwen]

veys blooper was funny smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maikadurwen]

vey is good i like pints

[vey]

you there l.p?

[Maikadurwen]

check your profile i sent you a message

[vey]

these are so funny! smilies/tongue.gif

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Saruman:I am no longer Saruman the White - I am Saruman the multicoloured!
Gandalf:nice excuse...is that red there chetshup and that brown...chocolate, yes and the green then is grass!I told you when we picked colours that white is not easy to handle - it gets dirty so easily.GREY instead is much more reasonable choice!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Umm, er, um, here goes!

*Battle of Helm's Deep. Legolas is pulling Aragorn and Gimli up on the rope. Bloodied mass of rags falls over the edge at his feet.*

Legolas: I thought the orcs in this shoot weren't supposed to shoot them?
*Elrond appeares in sunglasses from shadows*

Elrond: I am afraid that is my doing. It is all part of my master plan to get rid of everyone and RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
*Legolas shoots him*

Legolas: But it's me who is going to take over the world!!!!
*Pulls out sunglasses, puts them on and walks away whistling*

Ok, I'm tired...

[Lily Bombadil]

No, Meela. I meant an award that you've already awarded to me.

My sister thought of something good so I fixed it a little...
(In The Hobbit, the goblin's got very bored. So they wondered down to Gollum's cave. At the edge of the lake-)

Goblin #1: I wonder how deep this sucker goes.
Goblin #2: Let's find out.

(-Goblin #1 picks up a large rock, tosses it out to the center of the lake, &-)

Gollum: Hargh! My preciouss.

(-doesn't see old Gollum paddling along in his boat, bonking him on the head.)


THE END

[Lily Bombadil]

At the end of the Ring battle in which Sauron was cut down, the Elven and Human soldiers prance around singing 'We Are the Champions' while using their weaponry as guitars. smilies/eek.gif

At Fangorn Forest:
Treebeard: I almost feel that I dislike you both, but do not let us be hasty! Turn round!
*Merry & Pippin turn round*
Treebeard: Argh! *drops the hobbits in his fright*

[ June 30, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[Meela]

*laughs so much that she collapses and falls apart*

Oh god, they were the best ever!! *hands over a dozen blooper awards and a congratulatory lembas pie*

[Elennar Starfire]

All the orcs at helms deep are standing around and that old dude shoots one. Instead of falling forward, it falls backward and knocks the next orc down. domino effect for five rows, becuse after that they're all computer animated. the fifth orc falls through the sixth. smilies/tongue.gif

I've already said this, but I want to say it again: computer animation is great. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Okay, Meela. I've got the Middle-earthen super glue (mud mortar). We will put you back together! (By the way, thanks for the Blooper Award!)
Here's another random thought:

At Bilbo's party, Frodo sits down beside Sam-

Frodo: Go on, Sam! ask Rosie for a dance!
Sam: Uhh... I think I'll just have another ale.
Frodo: Oh, no you don't!
*Frodo grabs Sam & shoves him onto the dance "floor". Sam slams into Rosie with such force that he knocks her down. Then... DOMINO HOBBITS!*
Frodo: Whoa... I am SUPER FRODO!!! Da da da da da da! *record shreds*
Frodo: What???

[Elennar Starfire]

Gandalf jumps off Orthanc and misses Gwaihir.
Saruman looks down and says: "You missed!"

The person doing the special voice effects does something wrong in Galadriel's scary scene(In the place of a dark lord, etc) and her voice goes squeaky, so she sounds like she's been breathing helium.

[Nureldawen]

crud! i tried to reply, and i did it in the wrong place! well, here's my message.

smilies/wink.gif me and my sisters make alternate scenes for movies all the time! Like....

(well, i borrowed these from "conan o'brian)
(both from lotr2 the movie)


Sam: Ugh! There's an orange stink here! Can ya smell it?
Frodo: Yes. I can smell it.
: smilies/redface.gifrc comes out of port-a-potti::
Frodo: We're not alone

Eomer: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: They prefer to be called "little people"!!

This one if from the second book. though i can't remember it word for word, i remember my joke fit in perfectly when I was reading the book to my sis.

Aragorn: In any case, these woods are perilous, by night or day.
::Aragorn grabs a mike::
::Gimli gets some shades on and a drum set::
::Legolas gets his piano::
Aragorn ::singing to the tune of "Night and day":: Night and day! There is danger! Of dwarfs, hobbits and ents, which one is stranger?


This is from the first book, near the end, after Celeborn gives them boats for the journey.

"Aragorn thanked Celeborn many times....."
Aragorn: THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU! ::kisses Celeborn's feet::
Celeborn: Get up, man! You're a Ranger, for goodness sakes!

Not to mention, me and my sis like to read a few words from one page, then skip to a random part of the next page, and then skip to the next page, etc etc, seeing if we can make a crazy sentance that is gramatically correct. smilies/smile.gif it's fun!!

[Nureldawen]

OMG! u guys r so funny! lemme see if i can do some more.


::Frodo and Sam walking from the pub::
Hobbit to Rosie: Good night, sweet maiden of the golden ale!
Rosie: Okay, Fred. I have told you a hundred times, my name is ROSIE!! Roh-sie! Got it?

::Outside of Moria after Gandalf fell::
::Frodo in the distance::
Aragorn: Frodo!
Frodo: The hell with this! I'm coming, Gandalf!!
::Frodo runs, then leaps off the cliff::

::after the battle with the wargs::
::Legolas looks over the cliff Aragorn fell from::
Legolas: He's dead. ::walks away::
::camera pans down to aragorn hanging on a tree branch::
Aragorn: I'm down here, ya elven idiot!

::In Helm's Deep::
Eowyn: What happened to Aragorn?
Gimli: He fell..... Then after getting a little boo-boo, while he tried to get a band-aid for it, he was pulled off the cliff.

::In Helm's Deep, yet again::
::Gimli blows the horn::
Automated-voice: The horn you are trying to blow is not in service. Please take another breath and try again.
::Gimli tries again::
::Fart sound::
Aragorn: Gimli! ::holding his nose::
Gimli: It wasn't me! ::sniff:: Oh wait..... It was. I wondered if that pie had beans in it.


yeah. i'm cheesy.

[Meela]

Hey, Nureldawen smilies/smile.gif I almost posted on your other thread inviting you to join us here, but then I noticed you already had smilies/biggrin.gif

Anyway welcome, and if you've read any previous posts you may have picked up on the fact that I am the Official Keeper of the Much Coveted Blooper Awards.

::Frodo and Sam walking from the pub::
Hobbit to Rosie: Good night, sweet maiden of the golden ale!
Rosie: Okay, Fred. I have told you a hundred times, my name is ROSIE!! Roh-sie! Got it?

::Outside of Moria after Gandalf fell::
::Frodo in the distance::
Aragorn: Frodo!
Frodo: The hell with this! I'm coming, Gandalf!!
::Frodo runs, then leaps off the cliff::

::after the battle with the wargs::
::Legolas looks over the cliff Aragorn fell from::
Legolas: He's dead. ::walks away::
::camera pans down to aragorn hanging on a tree branch::
Aragorn: I'm down here, ya elven idiot!

Those are super!! *hands Nureldawen a Blooper Award*

[Lily Bombadil]

Nureldawen, those were superlative! I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little hobbit, thank you very much. And another Blooper Award is well spent. (Meela, I love your siggy!)
I thought of one suddenly! In Rivendell:
Boromir: The Shards of Narsil! The blade that cut the Ring from Sauron's hand. *cuts finger* Waaaa!! My widdle finger!! I wa' my mommy!! Aaaaaaa!! *rolls on the floor in a tantrum*
Aragorn: Awww! It's alright, babe-eeeeee!!!
*rocks Boromir in his lap* Mummy Aragorn is here now. Don't cry, hon-eeeee!!
*Arwen walks up*
Arwen: Hem, hem! Aragorn, we've talked about this! I am the mommy and you are the daddy.
Aragorn: *hands over Boromir*

Lawks! That was stupid! smilies/eek.gif

[Nureldawen]

that was SO messed up!!!! ::roflmao::

[Gamja]

*gollum sings in the pond with his fish*

*the fish flies out of Gollum's grasp*

gollum: oops!

Faramir: argh! that's the 3RD, TIME! that's it boys, peg'im.

director: *sigh* cut.


*in helm's deep*

Orc: *swings sword at haldir but misses and chops his foot off*

director: cut! take 2.

Orc: *swings again*

director: *sigh* for the last time, cut THIS way, not THAT way. good orc. take 3!

Orc: *kills haldir*

director: oh my... NO! THIS-WAY! give me that! like this! *whack* ow! nosebleed!

[legolas luver*1]

In Moria Gimli jumps, lands funky& Legolas grabs his beard.
Gimli:If I do not make the jump tell my mom my dads wierd.(jumps)Not the beard!(He falls)
P.J:Orlando, youre not really suppos to drop him!!!(Orlie holds up a fake beard) O.All right bring in Danny Ddevito.
Croud smilies/frown.gifmuttering)Whos Gimli's dad?

[legolas luver*1]

In Rivendell

Boromir smilies/biggrin.gifude the Shards of Narsil (he cuts his hand)OW my hand! (cuts himself again)Ow my other hand! (cuts himself again) Ow my spleen!!!

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

[Elennar Starfire]

Treebeard: *trips over a tree root*

Treebeard: Quickbeam! You did that on purpose! I'm telling my mommy! *runs off crying*

[Meela]

Shadowfax canters across the plains mtowards Gandalf.
Shadowfax rides straight past him.

Gandalf: huh...

Gandalf turns round and sees a contented Shadowfax eating carrots out of Theoden's hand, while Theoden grins evilly and waves to Gandalf.

Theoden: You didn't think I'd let you keep him, did you?


OR:

Gandalf turns round and sees a contented Shadowfax eating carrots out of Arwen's hand, while Arwen grins evilly and waves to Gandalf.

(Heck, she stole Glorfindel's horse... why not make it a hobby?)

[Gamja]

^^^ lol!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

I thought of this one. In RotK:

Aragorn (to Anduril): You shall not be sheathed again until the last battle is fought.
*He looks at it fondly, and absentmindedly sheathes it*
Gandalf: Um...Aragorn...
Aragorn: What? Oh, yeah!
*He hastily takes out Anduril and looks around shifty-eyed, hoping nobody saw*

[Lily Bombadil]

Sam goes running out into the Anduin.

Frodo: Sam, go back! I'm going to Mordor alone!
Sam: Of course you are! And I'm going with you!
*Sam gets out chest deep and suddenly screams*
Frodo:What?
Sam: F-f-f-frodo... IT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!! AAAAARGH!!!!!
*Sam walks on water getting out of the river & Frodo paddles so fast to the shore that motorboat sounds come from his boat*

[Everdawn]

The Uruk-hai marching on Helms Deep, there is a short stand off between the elves and men and the Uruk-hai.. Between them suddenly Leyton Hewitt runs between both of them, tennis racket in hand screaming
"C'mon!" before getting very scared and bolting in the poopsite direction, splattering his tennis whites with mud.

Elves and Uruk-hai: blink blink**
Aragorn: I am speechless.
Legolas: but you have to admit, he does look great in those tennis whites...
Aragorn: rolling eyes** Only you could say something like that...

[krimaluk]

FOTR: frodo leaps from the hill giigling in rapture..ian forgets his cue and elijah disapears out of sight..suddenly a squeal floats up from the ground....
"AAAAAAARRGGGGHHH!!! i hurt my freakin privates again! geez ian that was the 16th time!"
Ian: "*giggles*..i love doing that scene"


not bad for a first shot eh? smilies/rolleyes.gif

[krimaluk]

FOTR: frodo tumbles down the side of the mountain...and keeps on going???!!!
PJ: "CUTTTT! viggo! geez? where are you?"
looks around a bit and finds aragorn and boromir making out behind a snow man..
PJ stares blankly.
VM and SB stare at him with big grins
elijah :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA*fades into distance

[Lëowen]

At the very end of TTT (in the book at least):

Gandalf and Pippin are riding Shadowfax

Pippin: I did not know you rode bare-back, Gandalf. You haven't a saddle or bridle!

Gandalf:...You do not ride Shadowfax: he is willing to carry you- or not. If he is willing, that is enough. It is then his business to see that you remain on his back, unless you jump off into the air. *Gandalf falls off suddenly*

Not bad I suppose, for a first try...

[Lily Bombadil]

Very good, Leowen! Here's one from Imladris:
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.
*Arwen & Aragorn kiss. Then they start to make out & fall off the footbridge*
P.J: (exasperatedly) Cut....

[Silmiel of Imladris]

I..see dead people.

It would be great if they had Legolas say that in the pathes of the dead scene. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Ok I will give it a go, this is lame and kind of sick but here goes:

ROTK Sam finally finds Frodo in the Tower of Cirth Ungol.

Sam: Mr. Frodo! I found you at last! Are you alright?

Frodo: Yes Sam but the orcs took everything I had and I mean everything!

Sam: But you still have your clothes on Mr. Frodo. Were the orcs supposed to take them?

Frodo: I think so...maybe I should take them off and give them to the orcs...because you know I would hate to screw up the story line. *Begins to strip*

PJ: Oh for crying out loud!! Cut!!!

Well I thought it was funny away. smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nureldawen]

that one's more wrong than gimli's striptease! well, i guess not, because ellijah wood without clothes....... ::drools:: smilies/wink.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Hey, atleast it wasn't Sam stripping. I mean, I love the Samster and all, but EEEWW!! Now, Merry has some NICE arm muscles. *sigh* *my darling Frodo clears his throat in the background & I stop daydreaming about other hobbits* Hee, hee...

This one is more from the FotR book...

In Dimrill Dale.
Aragorn: *wrestling Frodo* Lemme SEE IT!! I hafta doctor IT!!!
Frodo: No!
Aragorn: But it might get infected!
Frodo: No!
Gimli: He just doesn't want to take his shirt off because knows he's not sexy like me.
Legolas: *snort*
Boromir: Ah, he probably doesn't want us to see his bra.
*Frodo's shirt rips revealing a red silk Demi bra*
Gimli: *chokes on his pipe smoke*
Legolas: *falls off his rock*
Boromir: I was just kidding!

[Lily Bombadil]

Saruman:I am no longer Saruman the White-I am Saruman the multicoloured!
Gandalf:nice excuse...is that red there chetshup and that brown...chocolate, yes and the green then is grass!I told you when we picked out colours that white is not easy to handle-it gets dirty so easily. GREY instead is much more reasonable choice!

Radagast: What about Brown?
Gandalf: Shut up, Radagast. You were Pink before you fell into the manure pile.

[Nureldawen]

........did.....not.....see......that bra........coming.........

[Silmiel of Imladris]

........did.....not.....see......that bra........coming.........

*giggles* I didn't either... smilies/tongue.gif

Ok I will give it another shot, bare with me:
smilies/tongue.gif

Frodo falls down the mountain and then feels for the ring.

Frodo: My Bling Bling is gone!

Boromir holds up ring: It is amazing that we go through so much trouble for such small and tacky Bling Bling.

Aragorn: Boromir, give the Bling Bling to Frodo.

Boromir: Fine I don't care. I have more Bling Bling than any of you.

PJ: CUT!!! You guys are pathetic! You may already have the Bling Bling but remember that it is I who gives out the Ching Ching.

Ok it was delightfully tacky yet unrefined. So what. smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif

[krimaluk]

i can't remeber exact words..but anyway..

TTT (extended edition)
legolas reaches down and pull sout lembas bread...
"ahh lembas..one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a hungry man *takes bite*..alas...ear wax..oh sorry wrong movie.."
PJ: CUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
Harry potter : "COPY CAT!!"
smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nureldawen]

FOTR movie:
Legolas: It's Lembas. One bite is enough to sustain a grown man. ::takes a bite:: ::Homer-like:: Mmmm! Lembas!


TTT book:
"Merry and Pippin walked side by side along the Entwash..."
::Merry and Pippin walk side by side... hand in hand.... skipping.... singing "tra-la-la-la-LAAAA!":: smilies/wink.gif

"Where are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was sounding?"
Rohirrim ::singing to the tune of "where have all the flowers gone?":: : Where have all the riders gone? Long time passing!!!!


ROTK book:
Mouth of Sauron: It'll take more than a piece of elven glass.... ::looks at phial:: Oooo! Shiny!

sry; best i can do with 3 hours sleep!

[Lily Bombadil]

Nureldawen, Silmiel, are you two talking about Frodo's Demi Bra? O! That reminds me! I need to give him back that white Deep-plunge bra I borrow from him last week! He needs it for all those low-cut blouses he wears... O! Another blooper was just hatched!

Gandalf: I am Gandalf the White! *Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn look up. Gandalf is wearing red, sexy, lacy knickers*
Aragorn: I thought you were Gandalf the White.
Gandalf: Oh, I am. These are just the knickers. I, uh, got hot...
Legolas: You know, Gandalf, these are pretty nice.
Gimli: Where did you get them?
Gandalf: Victoria's Secret, of course!
Gimli: I knew it!
Aragorn: Hey! Those look like some of Arwen's!
Gandalf: Of course not! She wears a C cup. I'm an A. However, we did go shopping together. The girl has good taste!
Legolas: I'll say. Perhaps she'll let me give her a free fitting...
Aragorn: *pulls out Anduril* Oh, no you don't! Only I'm allowed to fit Arwen!
Gimli: Yeah? Well... I fitted Frodo!
Gandalf, Legolas, & Aragorn: Urrgh... *make faces*

[Nureldawen]

Ugh!!!! Just so wrong!

[Meela]

Gimli: Yeah? Well... I fitted Frodo!

Oh, that made me laugh so much!! *hands over a Blooper Award*

[The Barrow-Wight]

And with that lovely 'blooper', I will close this already too long thread.