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Nimrodel_9 04-18-2005 04:59 PM

Sauron: Are you sure you wouldn't rather keep my ring?

Naz 04-18-2005 07:26 PM

Ugluk: I am Ugluk. I willingly give up my command.

lothlorien 04-18-2005 10:08 PM

Hey guys these have been really funny so far well done

Aragorn: "Awww this fellowship is so pathetic I mean come on you want us to save middle earth with 9 seriously screwed up candidates. I mean Hobbit's the dwarf the elf the wizard and the rebellious Gondorian we're gonna die"

Gimli: "Galadriel yuck I'm so not into her Celeborn however now he's attractive"

Elrond: "Ewwww look at my face it's hidieous I'm so ugly"

Gandalf: "Eek Hobbit's everywhere I HATE Hobbit's"

that's all I can think of at the moment

Este of Lorien 04-23-2005 05:47 AM

(On Caradhras) Gimli: No way! I wont go through that dark tomb you call Moria!
Gandalf: Please, Gimli, I'll give you my staff if you go.

Elrond: I think I'd look better with golden hair.

Hookbill the Goomba 04-23-2005 06:18 AM

Tolkien: You know, all this Middle Earth stuff... Well, it’s a load of old rubbish really.

Gandalf: Come on Saruman, lets go get drunk!

Saruman: Okay!

Naz 04-23-2005 08:20 PM

Merry: You know, Pip, alchoholism is a big problem, as is smoking. I say we don't have any of this stuff we've found here at Orthanc, what do you think?
Pip: I agree with you, Merry. We need to set an example.
Aragorn: What has Treebeard been *feeding* you two?!

Lûthien Nénharma 04-24-2005 10:05 AM

Aragorn-"Save a horse....RIDE an Eyowen!"(cant spell sorry)

Gimili- "Does this make my butt look big?''

Pippin: Hey Merry you want my pint I cant finish it...

Frodo-'' Sam carry the ring, its to heavy for me"

Arwen-" Who would want to marry a dirty STrider?''

Gurthang 05-05-2005 05:44 PM

Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force."

Naz 05-06-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang
Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force."

Ary: Hokey religions & ancient weapons a-- wait a minute.. *stares at Anduril* Um, whoops? *sheepish grin*

:p I'm on an Epi III high, so sue me^____^


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