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Sauron: Are you sure you wouldn't rather keep my ring?
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Ugluk: I am Ugluk. I willingly give up my command.
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Hey guys these have been really funny so far well done
Aragorn: "Awww this fellowship is so pathetic I mean come on you want us to save middle earth with 9 seriously screwed up candidates. I mean Hobbit's the dwarf the elf the wizard and the rebellious Gondorian we're gonna die" Gimli: "Galadriel yuck I'm so not into her Celeborn however now he's attractive" Elrond: "Ewwww look at my face it's hidieous I'm so ugly" Gandalf: "Eek Hobbit's everywhere I HATE Hobbit's" that's all I can think of at the moment |
(On Caradhras) Gimli: No way! I wont go through that dark tomb you call Moria!
Gandalf: Please, Gimli, I'll give you my staff if you go. Elrond: I think I'd look better with golden hair. |
Tolkien: You know, all this Middle Earth stuff... Well, it’s a load of old rubbish really.
Gandalf: Come on Saruman, lets go get drunk! Saruman: Okay! |
Merry: You know, Pip, alchoholism is a big problem, as is smoking. I say we don't have any of this stuff we've found here at Orthanc, what do you think?
Pip: I agree with you, Merry. We need to set an example. Aragorn: What has Treebeard been *feeding* you two?! |
Aragorn-"Save a horse....RIDE an Eyowen!"(cant spell sorry)
Gimili- "Does this make my butt look big?'' Pippin: Hey Merry you want my pint I cant finish it... Frodo-'' Sam carry the ring, its to heavy for me" Arwen-" Who would want to marry a dirty STrider?'' |
Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force."
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:p I'm on an Epi III high, so sue me^____^ |
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