Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Pookabunny · 11-24-2002, 12:22 AM

Okay people here's an opportunity to express our Tookish sides and be silly. I'd like to see what you, fellow downers, can write that you'd NEVER hear LOTR characters say. Here are a few:

Gandalf: Don't make me go in there! I'm scared!

Aragorn: Ooh Boromir, you have no idea what that HORN does for me...

Saruman: Sauron, you don't call anymore..
Sauron: well, I been busy
Saruman: What, taking over middle earth is better and more important than ME??!?!?!

Sam: (pushes Frodo) NO! ME FIRST!

Galdalf: Puff, puff, give! Man you're messin up the rotation!

...more to come....

you know, like that [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ November 24, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]

11-24-2002, 12:22 AM	#1
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Things they'd NEVER say Okay people here's an opportunity to express our Tookish sides and be silly. I'd like to see what you, fellow downers, can write that you'd NEVER hear LOTR characters say. Here are a few: Gandalf: Don't make me go in there! I'm scared! Aragorn: Ooh Boromir, you have no idea what that HORN does for me... Saruman: Sauron, you don't call anymore.. Sauron: well, I been busy Saruman: What, taking over middle earth is better and more important than ME??!?!?! Sam: (pushes Frodo) NO! ME FIRST! Galdalf: Puff, puff, give! Man you're messin up the rotation! ...more to come.... you know, like that [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ November 24, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies