The first thing I thought when I saw this was "No, just Legolas's hare." :p

The Future of the Downs - Malbeth predicts the results of 2012

or

The Future of the Downs - to grow more grass

How To Master Golf Swing Basics (1) - Mr. Bullroarer giving some tips

How To Master Golf Swing Basics (2) - What, again?

Improve Golf Driving Distance (2) - golfimballs work the best!

Warning/disclaimer: I really have nothing against cats. Really.
 

Copy-Cat Quotes - yes, what does he quote?

Copy-Cat of Copy-Cat Quotes - what it it with cats? Tolkien never liked them anyways!

Cats of Queen Berutheil - see what I mean? Spelling mistakes and cats are...

The Root of all Evil. - yes, that.

Who is Queen Berúthiel? - ah, we're getting better at spelling, I see.

Hounds or other dogs? - the best solutions for cats. Unfortunately, they don't help with spelling.

The "evil" animals of ME - why, didn't you get it yet?! :eek:

What kind of animals - whatever you want, just not cats

EVIL creatures - aren't they, eh? Those villanous cats!

Redefining Good & Evil - normal and catty

Absolutely Evil - now you get it!

Evil Women - catty, if you ask me. *shrugs*

Why is Melkor so utterly evil?? - didn't you know? It's because his dungeons are filled with cats!

Clear line between good and evil - I thought we discussed that. Cats are evil. Anticats are good.

Balrogs: Good or Terrible - but cats are worse :smokin:

Are Hobbits capable of evil? - those who keep cats are

Uhg- A terrible thought - to keep a cat is indeed a terrible thought.

Scary BD Problem - the cats attacked!

Somewhat scary - no comment

the phantom will be delighted.

:( Cats aren't always bad...I live on a farm, with 2 Thoroughbreds, 1 Miniature horse, 6 dogs, and 40 some odd cats, including 5 cats named after the 5 oldest sons of Fëanor, and two named after Pippin and Merry....the cats are quite friendly with two of the dogs.

Cats are ok... as I said, I don't mind them. I have a cat... do I look evil? :D

PHANTASY FOOTBALL: Arda Cup 2011 - there is a special place for every phan!

:D

Yes, I'm bored, which is why I'm posting random things here.

Without the Spirit of Fire? -Balrogs would be creatures of phlegm. :eek:

By special request from LadyBrooke:

Ballrogs haz wings? - Maybe, but they can no haz cheeseburger!

Depends on how well they're cooked...;)

Thanks all for the regular postings of the irregular. :D

Or making the regular postings into irregular names? ;)

Tolkien dozen - another name for the HOME books, perhaps?

Hobbit movie progressing.....like Athlete's Foot in a sauna.

Or,

Ballrogs haz wings? - maybe ballrogs haz wings, but Balrogs don't.

How many... ? - Six.

How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture.

I thought he got it back from the Edoras Pawn Shop, after Saruman sold it to get some money.....:p

Anyone seen Red Book of Westmarch? - yeah, it was just lying right there on the table...

Are you ever confused? - Am I ever not

How far could you go? Mordor? In these shoes? I don't think so...

Poor wound treatment. ;)

That's what he gets for going to see Dr. Witch-king of Lumbar. :D

How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - no comment. :D

Obviously it's a thread about the horn of Gondor. ;)

Going back to many of my early thread title gems...

Marriage! Ruunnnn Awaaaayyy!

Anyone happen to see Jeopardy Tuesday night? Why is that any of your business?

He would make a good... Chaotician.

Did anyone know? No, because no one cared.

A friendly conversation, is a lot more pleasant than an unfriendly argument

Look at the Bo-ones. Creep.

I smell cheeze. That's just you you're smelling.

More! More! More! I don't want any more!

Try the Barrowdowns you'll like it. Uhh, are you sure that's edible?

Didn't I tell you to put it in the fridge a month ago?! :D

can dead orcs move? - ummm... go ask narfforc. ;)

How far could you go? - ...until you hit the wall?

Money, Money, Money (& New Line) - click ENTER and repeat?

How was Gondor founded?

Gandalf and Pippin hung a right by Amon Dîn and "found" it. :p

Three riders? "...were approaching, and the wind began to howl..." *guitar solo*

I'm now convinced those three were actually these characters.

Why the Lord of the Rings? - because the Lady of the Rings is away at the moment.

How to design a successful Tauriel:

You'll need a fuel-efficient engine of adequate power, contemporary styling, safety features that are competitive with similar models....*ahem*....never mind, that's how to design a Taurus.

why did the dark lord make the one ring? - he wanted to engage with the Dark Lady :Merisu:

Are elves bored in Valinor?

Only when Pelori Shore is on.

Who/What is Gothmog? Gothmog.

Lommy's army on the move SOS SOS SOS *red light alert*

The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - have we been upgraded to "country"?

What did the movies do for you? They washed the windows and did the dishes the other day...

Photoshopped Middle-earth aka the Downer.

How I am like Pippin How are you not, you fool of a Took?

No, I'm the biggest.... liar?

Why so little? Someone's being stingy...

Gold, silver, and jools Very nais, now plis lern sum spelling.

Doctor Who Saves Lord of the Rings! Who? ;)

Sppokiest part in the book. Yes, I'm verry sppoked.

Why does Pippin cry? –Because he's a sook, obviously.:rolleyes:

PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit) - right, of course. Now he's doing it silently, in his head, you know. Nice and quiet. Someone must have beaten him for talking too loud while working on it, evidently.

Peter Jackson: Why I Quit "The Hobbit". - ah, so maybe keeping quiet wasn't good enough.

I wish. :rolleyes::p

They Shall Not Pass!

Oh, they will. It may be painful though.


A Hobbit of Oats

And he's been on TV!

What did Legolas say before the battle of Helm's deep

"I hope Saruman at least waits til my nails are dry."

How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon.

And if not, ebay is bound to work. :D

The Lesser Rings...make lesser Lords.