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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
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![]() Gandalf: Ok, so you ARE faster, smarter, stronger, and more horse-like, than me. You're even better with the ladies! But can you beat me in a staring contest? Huh? I'd LOVE to see you even try! |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 26
Views: 9,443
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![]() Arwen is filming Aragorn with the camcorder. "Hey Aragorn! Go back a bit further!" "Aww, come on, Arwen! Haven't i gone far back enough?" "No, no! You need to be close to the cliffedge so it... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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![]() Legolas: No! My cat can't be dead! A wheelbarrow can't hit him THAT hard... can it?... smilies/frown.gif |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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![]() Or you can draw him dead, lying on the floor, wearing a small badge saying 'I was killed at Helms Deep!' |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 72
Views: 14,105
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the real nazgul
![]() To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in my pocket. To Treebeard: Say, have we run out of firewood? To Galadriel: WOW! Nice bird bath! To Legolas: Oh dear. We have run out of... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 12
Views: 4,361
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the real nazgul
![]() You never know, this 'movie' may lead to better catch-phrases, like a legolas one just as he is pointing a mithril arrow at lalas head: "Time for tubby bye-byes!" |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 16
Views: 8,030
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the real nazgul
![]() or a shark, which would be worse, as no-one can get a ring from an enraged man-eating beast's fin. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 16
Views: 4,891
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the real nazgul
![]() "Shall i describe it to you, or shall i get your mom?" |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 29
Views: 5,755
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the real nazgul
![]() How about this; a legolas (plastic) toy that when you pull a little string on his back, he fires a chocolate arrow from his bow. It comes free with little orc cardboard stand-ups of orcs to improve... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 16
Views: 4,891
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the real nazgul
![]() "Who are you, his bodyguard?" "No, im his mom" "Mothers, what are these Mothers?" "They're your mom! Your-mo-um! |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 12
Views: 4,361
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the real nazgul
![]() If they did make a teletubbies/LOTR movie (which they wont, of course) i would love to see that bit in TTT, helms deep battle, when that suicidal orc (teletubbie) blows himself up to destroy the... |
Forum: Quotable Quotes
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Replies: 209
Views: 33,927
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the real nazgul
![]() Yeh, it has to be. Its in that part where the 2 hobbits are whispering to each other, when gandalf is thinking. |
Forum: The Movies
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Replies: 60
Views: 7,869
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the real nazgul
![]() Dramatic scene. Soldiers lined up on Helms deep. Camera sweeps left. Just at the point of nerves, there is a voice:<BR>"I should've chose a better spot!"<BR>I laughed at that! |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take a shortcut from the road, and now we've been challenged by the nazgulses to a game of paintball! -------------------------------------------- Dog... |
Forum: The Movies
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Replies: 18
Views: 6,485
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the real nazgul
![]() well, think about it like this: if it was aragorns sword, then when they sail the boat (with boromir's body) over the waterfall, aragorn would not have his sword anymore, would he? (or hes very good... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 452
Views: 52,333
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the real nazgul
![]() i would post a riddle-if any of them were not already known smilies/rolleyes.gif |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() After failing many attempts to gain the ring, the ringwraiths executed plan z:the ice-down-the-pants routine. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 241
Views: 43,723
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the real nazgul
![]() Its funniest if you give them a theme this is my one on hairdressing! he he smilies/tongue.gif |
Forum: The Movies
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Replies: 177
Views: 28,926
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the real nazgul
![]() wow this stuff is good! i personally think legolas is strange: "a red sun: blood has been spilt tonight" (or something like that from TTT):<BR>O......K.... complete randomness, elfboy!<BR> <BR>... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS! Lady:It doesn't look bad... Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!! Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises... Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww.... Lady: It doesn't... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() For Sauron pic: S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!! W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well! S: Just... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() k ill try again: Piccie for my caption (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0167261&photo=lotr2_2-14354.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0167261) |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,936,566
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the real nazgul
![]() Sorry about my failing picture! [ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ] |
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