Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

the real nazgul · 03-06-2003, 04:03 PM

To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in my pocket.

To Treebeard: Say, have we run out of firewood?

To Galadriel: WOW! Nice bird bath!

To Legolas: Oh dear. We have run out of tights.

To Legolas:MMMM, nice Lembas bread! Say, do you have any marmite to go with this?

To Aragorn (trying to recover after Boromirs death): We haven't had food for days! Its like im DYING! Ah, my feet are KILLING me! Luckly our path only goes DEAD straight!(sobs of Aragorn).

To Gimli: Oooo, that gap looks long. Looks like we have to toss you over.

To Frodo: Fool! Thats a wedding ring!

To Pippin: Oh dear, Second Breakfast has been banned.

03-06-2003, 04:03 PM	#33
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	To Gollum: Ha Ha! Fooled you! The real ring is in my pocket. To Treebeard: Say, have we run out of firewood? To Galadriel: WOW! Nice bird bath! To Legolas: Oh dear. We have run out of tights. To Legolas:MMMM, nice Lembas bread! Say, do you have any marmite to go with this? To Aragorn (trying to recover after Boromirs death): We haven't had food for days! Its like im DYING! Ah, my feet are KILLING me! Luckly our path only goes DEAD straight!(sobs of Aragorn). To Gimli: Oooo, that gap looks long. Looks like we have to toss you over. To Frodo: Fool! Thats a wedding ring! To Pippin: Oh dear, Second Breakfast has been banned. __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog