Very good, Everdawn! Sooo talk show.
Merry: Hey everybody, now if you just joined us, today's topic is "MY BOSS IS EVIL & HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." Okay let's bring out Ugluk! Hey, Ugluk, nice ta have ya with us today.
Ugluk: Thanks, Merry. *sits*
Merry: Now, tell us a little about your boss. His names is Saruman the White?
Crowd: BOO!
Ugluk: Well, ya see, my boss is tryin' to take over the world-
Crowd: BOO!
ugluk: -and I think that's fine and all, but he's violating US in the process.
Crowd: BOO!
Ugluk: YEAH! He doesn't give us sick leave, pension... I mean my buddy Grishnakh-
Crowd: BOO SARUMAN!!!
Ugluk: And to top it all off, we've gotta KILL folks! Now I don't know 'bout y'all, but I think those little elves are kinda cute. I mean it's like killin' a barbie. And I LIKE barbies!!! *bursts into tears*
Merry: Hey, Ugluk, man, it's OK. *hugs him*
Ugluk: Thanks man.
Merry: Okay, now can you just tell us where your boss is now?
Ugluk: *sniff* Hidin' out in Barad-dur. He's afraid that those hobbits & stuff are gonna kick his nasty *censor*!
Crowd: MERRY! MERRY!
Merry: well that's what YOU think, but we have a surprise for you, Ugluk. In that back room, we have SARUMAN THE WHITE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN!!!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!!
Merry: Okay, right after this break Saruman the White ladies & gentlemen!
crowd: MERRY! MERRY!
TO BE CONTINUED...........
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