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Lily Bombadil · 05-06-2003, 04:20 PM

Very good, Everdawn! Sooo talk show.

Merry: Hey everybody, now if you just joined us, today's topic is "MY BOSS IS EVIL & HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." Okay let's bring out Ugluk! Hey, Ugluk, nice ta have ya with us today.
Ugluk: Thanks, Merry. *sits*
Merry: Now, tell us a little about your boss. His names is Saruman the White?
Crowd: BOO!
Ugluk: Well, ya see, my boss is tryin' to take over the world-
Crowd: BOO!
ugluk: -and I think that's fine and all, but he's violating US in the process.
Crowd: BOO!
Ugluk: YEAH! He doesn't give us sick leave, pension... I mean my buddy Grishnakh-
Crowd: BOO SARUMAN!!!
Ugluk: And to top it all off, we've gotta KILL folks! Now I don't know 'bout y'all, but I think those little elves are kinda cute. I mean it's like killin' a barbie. And I LIKE barbies!!! *bursts into tears*
Merry: Hey, Ugluk, man, it's OK. *hugs him*
Ugluk: Thanks man.
Merry: Okay, now can you just tell us where your boss is now?
Ugluk: *sniff* Hidin' out in Barad-dur. He's afraid that those hobbits & stuff are gonna kick his nasty *censor*!
Crowd: MERRY! MERRY!
Merry: well that's what YOU think, but we have a surprise for you, Ugluk. In that back room, we have SARUMAN THE WHITE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN!!!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!!
Merry: Okay, right after this break Saruman the White ladies & gentlemen!
crowd: MERRY! MERRY!

TO BE CONTINUED...........

05-06-2003, 04:20 PM	#12
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Very good, Everdawn! Sooo talk show. Merry: Hey everybody, now if you just joined us, today's topic is "MY BOSS IS EVIL & HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." Okay let's bring out Ugluk! Hey, Ugluk, nice ta have ya with us today. Ugluk: Thanks, Merry. sits Merry: Now, tell us a little about your boss. His names is Saruman the White? Crowd: BOO! Ugluk: Well, ya see, my boss is tryin' to take over the world- Crowd: BOO! ugluk: -and I think that's fine and all, but he's violating US in the process. Crowd: BOO! Ugluk: YEAH! He doesn't give us sick leave, pension... I mean my buddy Grishnakh- Crowd: BOO SARUMAN!!! Ugluk: And to top it all off, we've gotta KILL folks! Now I don't know 'bout y'all, but I think those little elves are kinda cute. I mean it's like killin' a barbie. And I LIKE barbies!!! bursts into tears Merry: Hey, Ugluk, man, it's OK. hugs him Ugluk: Thanks man. Merry: Okay, now can you just tell us where your boss is now? Ugluk: sniff Hidin' out in Barad-dur. He's afraid that those hobbits & stuff are gonna kick his nasty censor! Crowd: MERRY! MERRY! Merry: well that's what YOU think, but we have a surprise for you, Ugluk. In that back room, we have SARUMAN THE WHITE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN!!! Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!! Merry: Okay, right after this break Saruman the White ladies & gentlemen! crowd: MERRY! MERRY! TO BE CONTINUED........... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."