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Boromir: *looks at Aragorn* You are absolutely the worst king I've ever heard of.
Aragorn: But you have heard of me.
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HA! That's great! PotC is awsome; I've seen it twice. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Scene: Moria. Sam walks up to one of the Dwarf skeletons and kneels by it...
Sam: It's Chester Copperpot!
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Scene: Helm's Deep. The Uruk-Hai have just arrived at the fortress. Aragorn leans over the side and looks down as one of the Orcs yells up at him:
Uruk-Hai: I am the head Uruk-Hai of this legion. Whose fortress is this?
Aragorn: This is the fortress of the King of Rohan, Theoden son of Thengel.
Uruk-Hai: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by Sauron with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the One Ring.
Aragorn: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. We've already got one, you see?
Uruk-Hai: What?
Orc: They say they've already got one...
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At Weathertop, Frodo puts on the Ring and sees the Nazgul turn to look at him...
(pause)
Wraith: Mine.
(heehee... Finding Nemo... seagulls... yea. *cough*)