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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
Posts: 215
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---------------- Scene: Moria. Sam walks up to one of the Dwarf skeletons and kneels by it... Sam: It's Chester Copperpot! --------------- Scene: Helm's Deep. The Uruk-Hai have just arrived at the fortress. Aragorn leans over the side and looks down as one of the Orcs yells up at him: Uruk-Hai: I am the head Uruk-Hai of this legion. Whose fortress is this? Aragorn: This is the fortress of the King of Rohan, Theoden son of Thengel. Uruk-Hai: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by Sauron with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the One Ring. Aragorn: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. We've already got one, you see? Uruk-Hai: What? Orc: They say they've already got one... --------------- At Weathertop, Frodo puts on the Ring and sees the Nazgul turn to look at him... (pause) Wraith: Mine. (heehee... Finding Nemo... seagulls... yea. *cough*)
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