* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
* Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book.
* Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!'
* 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?'
* Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!'
Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?'
Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.'
(Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.)
Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?'
Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....'
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For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers
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