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Theron Bugtussle · 12-08-2003, 06:32 PM

* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

* Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book.

* Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!'

* 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?'

* Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!'

Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.'

(Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.)

Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....'

12-08-2003, 06:32 PM	#36
Theron Bugtussle Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blowing the froth off a couple in this quaint little pub in Michel Delving. Posts: 147	* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] * Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book. * Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!' * 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?' * Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!' Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?' Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.' (Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.) Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?' Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....' __________________ For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers