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*throws piano at Meneltarmacil [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]*
Diamond Took, Pippin's wife, walks into Dr. Sauron's office.
S: (hissing voice) How may I help you?
D: Well, my husband is too busy being Thain of the Shire to have time for me. *sniffles*
S: Well, that is easy to fix, madam. All you must do is and mutilate him until he is a mere shadow of himself and can do nothing but what you tell him to do!
D: Sir? Are you sure that's a good idea?
S: Of course, it worked with the elves my master captured.
D: *weird look* Doctor, are you certain that you're entirely sane?
S: Of course I'm not sane. I'M AN EVIL OVERLORD AND I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS SOON AS I GET MY RING BACK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Diamond runs screaming from the office.
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