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Tinuviel of Denton · 07-17-2003, 11:43 AM

*throws piano at Meneltarmacil [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]*

Diamond Took, Pippin's wife, walks into Dr. Sauron's office.

S: (hissing voice) How may I help you?
D: Well, my husband is too busy being Thain of the Shire to have time for me. *sniffles*
S: Well, that is easy to fix, madam. All you must do is and mutilate him until he is a mere shadow of himself and can do nothing but what you tell him to do!
D: Sir? Are you sure that's a good idea?
S: Of course, it worked with the elves my master captured.
D: *weird look* Doctor, are you certain that you're entirely sane?
S: Of course I'm not sane. I'M AN EVIL OVERLORD AND I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS SOON AS I GET MY RING BACK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Diamond runs screaming from the office.

07-17-2003, 11:43 AM	#1
Tinuviel of Denton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not. Posts: 579	throws piano at Meneltarmacil [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Diamond Took, Pippin's wife, walks into Dr. Sauron's office. S: (hissing voice) How may I help you? D: Well, my husband is too busy being Thain of the Shire to have time for me. sniffles S: Well, that is easy to fix, madam. All you must do is and mutilate him until he is a mere shadow of himself and can do nothing but what you tell him to do! D: Sir? Are you sure that's a good idea? S: Of course, it worked with the elves my master captured. D: weird look Doctor, are you certain that you're entirely sane? S: Of course I'm not sane. I'M AN EVIL OVERLORD AND I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS SOON AS I GET MY RING BACK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Diamond runs screaming from the office.