[Meela]

Boromir walks into the library and sees Aragorn.

Boromir: So... you here alone?

Aragorn: Don't even think about it. I'm engaged.

Boromir hastily turns to admire the picture on the wall.

Boromir: Oooh... *runs over to the Shards of Narsil and picks up the hilt*

Boromir (singing): Here I am! In Rivendell! *strums the hilt like a guitar* With this! Grumpy old man!! *more strumming*

Aragorn: Watch who you're calling old!

Boromir pouts, throws down the hilt, and walks out.

Arwen swans in and begins to massage Aragorn's shoulders.

Arwen: Don't listen to him, sweetie. Come with me! I found a new breed of frog in the river!

Aragorn: oooh! *follows her out*


On the bridge....

Arwen picks up a frog and strokes it.

Arwen: Do you remember when we caught our first frog together?

Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a wildlife park.

Arwen: Long years have passed, and I haven't seen a single frog in these parts. Until now *smiles*

Aragorn: What was it you said to me... oh yeah, if it's back is lumpy, it's poisonous.

Arwen: And...

Aragorn: Oh, and that we should set up our own wildlife park.

Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share a dozen acres of soggy marshland with you than share a thousand green fields with my family.

Aragorn: Listen honey, that's very nice. But I gotta go.

Arwen: Oh, wait... *searches her pockets and produces the Evenstar* this is for you. It's to remind you of me. It croaks like a frog. *the Evenstar croaks out an elven frog song of some sort*

Aragorn: Honey, it's... lovely. Look, I'll call you, okay? *dashes off*