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Meela · 07-17-2003, 08:35 AM

Boromir walks into the library and sees Aragorn.

Boromir: So... you here alone?

Aragorn: Don't even think about it. I'm engaged.

Boromir hastily turns to admire the picture on the wall.

Boromir: Oooh... *runs over to the Shards of Narsil and picks up the hilt*

Boromir (singing): Here I am! In Rivendell! *strums the hilt like a guitar* With this! Grumpy old man!! *more strumming*

Aragorn: Watch who you're calling old!

Boromir pouts, throws down the hilt, and walks out.

Arwen swans in and begins to massage Aragorn's shoulders.

Arwen: Don't listen to him, sweetie. Come with me! I found a new breed of frog in the river!

Aragorn: oooh! *follows her out*

On the bridge....

Arwen picks up a frog and strokes it.

Arwen: Do you remember when we caught our first frog together?

Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a wildlife park.

Arwen: Long years have passed, and I haven't seen a single frog in these parts. Until now *smiles*

Aragorn: What was it you said to me... oh yeah, if it's back is lumpy, it's poisonous.

Arwen: And...

Aragorn: Oh, and that we should set up our own wildlife park.

Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share a dozen acres of soggy marshland with you than share a thousand green fields with my family.

Aragorn: Listen honey, that's very nice. But I gotta go.

Arwen: Oh, wait... *searches her pockets and produces the Evenstar* this is for you. It's to remind you of me. It croaks like a frog. *the Evenstar croaks out an elven frog song of some sort*

Aragorn: Honey, it's... lovely. Look, I'll call you, okay? *dashes off*

07-17-2003, 08:35 AM	#11
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Boromir walks into the library and sees Aragorn. Boromir: So... you here alone? Aragorn: Don't even think about it. I'm engaged. Boromir hastily turns to admire the picture on the wall. Boromir: Oooh... runs over to the Shards of Narsil and picks up the hilt Boromir (singing): Here I am! In Rivendell! strums the hilt like a guitar With this! Grumpy old man!! more strumming Aragorn: Watch who you're calling old! Boromir pouts, throws down the hilt, and walks out. Arwen swans in and begins to massage Aragorn's shoulders. Arwen: Don't listen to him, sweetie. Come with me! I found a new breed of frog in the river! Aragorn: oooh! follows her out On the bridge.... Arwen picks up a frog and strokes it. Arwen: Do you remember when we caught our first frog together? Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a wildlife park. Arwen: Long years have passed, and I haven't seen a single frog in these parts. Until now smiles Aragorn: What was it you said to me... oh yeah, if it's back is lumpy, it's poisonous. Arwen: And... Aragorn: Oh, and that we should set up our own wildlife park. Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share a dozen acres of soggy marshland with you than share a thousand green fields with my family. Aragorn: Listen honey, that's very nice. But I gotta go. Arwen: Oh, wait... searches her pockets and produces the Evenstar this is for you. It's to remind you of me. It croaks like a frog. the Evenstar croaks out an elven frog song of some sort Aragorn: Honey, it's... lovely. Look, I'll call you, okay? dashes off __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 02-01-2005 at 02:09 PM.