You've all given me ideas and have sparked my imagination.
In Moria...
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Balrog: Actually, with my enlarged size and beautifully crafted wings, I rekon I could leap and glide clear over your head!
In Osgilliath...
Bloke: Lord, if you let them go your life will be forfeit!
Faramir: ah well, that's a different story then. To Gondor with you!
In a field in the Shire...
Farmer Maggot:*waves scythe around* Oy you! Come back here!
*Hobbits run and fall down the cliff*
*Farmer Maggot gets to the top of the cliff and stares down at them*
Farmer Maggot: Oh come on! I only wanted to give you a basket of mushrooms!
I though I was going to have more than that. Oh well!
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
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