Rewriting Lines - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

dragoneyes · 10-16-2003, 01:31 PM

You've all given me ideas and have sparked my imagination.

In Moria...
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Balrog: Actually, with my enlarged size and beautifully crafted wings, I rekon I could leap and glide clear over your head!

In Osgilliath...
Bloke: Lord, if you let them go your life will be forfeit!
Faramir: ah well, that's a different story then. To Gondor with you!

In a field in the Shire...
Farmer Maggot:*waves scythe around* Oy you! Come back here!
*Hobbits run and fall down the cliff*
*Farmer Maggot gets to the top of the cliff and stares down at them*
Farmer Maggot: Oh come on! I only wanted to give you a basket of mushrooms!

I though I was going to have more than that. Oh well!

10-16-2003, 01:31 PM	#15
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	You've all given me ideas and have sparked my imagination. In Moria... Gandalf: You shall not pass! Balrog: Actually, with my enlarged size and beautifully crafted wings, I rekon I could leap and glide clear over your head! In Osgilliath... Bloke: Lord, if you let them go your life will be forfeit! Faramir: ah well, that's a different story then. To Gondor with you! In a field in the Shire... Farmer Maggot:waves scythe around Oy you! Come back here! Hobbits run and fall down the cliff Farmer Maggot gets to the top of the cliff and stares down at them Farmer Maggot: Oh come on! I only wanted to give you a basket of mushrooms! I though I was going to have more than that. Oh well! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.