The primary Nazgul Hobby
Secret Nazgul Meetings (The OTHER 8 Nazgul)
Nazgul Bob: Ok, just because the Witch-King is the only recognizable one of us, doesn't mean we others don't have individuality. We're all unique and special in our own way!
Nazgul Joe: Yeah, Bob, special.
*Nazgul Mary and Nazgul Sue giggle stupidly*
Nazgul Bob: Shut up. We've come together to work out how we act as individuals. I'm obviously the leader and I don't think anyone will disagree.
Nazgul Larry: Uhhh...Bob. George is the leader. That's why they call him the Witch King.
Nazgul Bob: Well...I'm the leader of the eight of us. George is living in his own little world.
Nazgul Larry: We all live in the same place. Minas Morgul.
Nazgul Willie: Which brings us to our next point. THE RENAMING OF MINAS MORGUL!
Nazgul Tom: Do you really think it should be renamed?
Nazgul Joe: I certainly don't!
Nazgul Cow: Mooooooo
Nazguls Mary and Sue: We should name it MINAS BUNNY! That's soooooo cute.
Nazgul Larry: Let's keep it linguistically accurate. How about Minas Guruthos? That means death in Sindarin!
Nazgul Wllie: Something cool...like Minas Doom!
Nazgul Larry: Ahem...taken.
Nazgul Cow: Mooooooooooo
Nazgul Tom: I don't care what you call it.
Nazgul Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MINAS BOVINE!
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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