Nazgúl Hobbies! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kransha · 02-02-2004, 03:57 PM

The primary Nazgul Hobby
Secret Nazgul Meetings (The OTHER 8 Nazgul)

Nazgul Bob: Ok, just because the Witch-King is the only recognizable one of us, doesn't mean we others don't have individuality. We're all unique and special in our own way!

Nazgul Joe: Yeah, Bob, special.

*Nazgul Mary and Nazgul Sue giggle stupidly*

Nazgul Bob: Shut up. We've come together to work out how we act as individuals. I'm obviously the leader and I don't think anyone will disagree.

Nazgul Larry: Uhhh...Bob. George is the leader. That's why they call him the Witch King.

Nazgul Bob: Well...I'm the leader of the eight of us. George is living in his own little world.

Nazgul Larry: We all live in the same place. Minas Morgul.

Nazgul Willie: Which brings us to our next point. THE RENAMING OF MINAS MORGUL!

Nazgul Tom: Do you really think it should be renamed?

Nazgul Joe: I certainly don't!

Nazgul Cow: Mooooooo

Nazguls Mary and Sue: We should name it MINAS BUNNY! That's soooooo cute.

Nazgul Larry: Let's keep it linguistically accurate. How about Minas Guruthos? That means death in Sindarin!

Nazgul Wllie: Something cool...like Minas Doom!

Nazgul Larry: Ahem...taken.

Nazgul Cow: Mooooooooooo

Nazgul Tom: I don't care what you call it.

Nazgul Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MINAS BOVINE!

02-02-2004, 03:57 PM	#28
Kransha Ubiquitous Urulóki Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment Posts: 747	The primary Nazgul Hobby Secret Nazgul Meetings (The OTHER 8 Nazgul) Nazgul Bob: Ok, just because the Witch-King is the only recognizable one of us, doesn't mean we others don't have individuality. We're all unique and special in our own way! Nazgul Joe: Yeah, Bob, special. Nazgul Mary and Nazgul Sue giggle stupidly Nazgul Bob: Shut up. We've come together to work out how we act as individuals. I'm obviously the leader and I don't think anyone will disagree. Nazgul Larry: Uhhh...Bob. George is the leader. That's why they call him the Witch King. Nazgul Bob: Well...I'm the leader of the eight of us. George is living in his own little world. Nazgul Larry: We all live in the same place. Minas Morgul. Nazgul Willie: Which brings us to our next point. THE RENAMING OF MINAS MORGUL! Nazgul Tom: Do you really think it should be renamed? Nazgul Joe: I certainly don't! Nazgul Cow: Mooooooo Nazguls Mary and Sue: We should name it MINAS BUNNY! That's soooooo cute. Nazgul Larry: Let's keep it linguistically accurate. How about Minas Guruthos? That means death in Sindarin! Nazgul Wllie: Something cool...like Minas Doom! Nazgul Larry: Ahem...taken. Nazgul Cow: Mooooooooooo Nazgul Tom: I don't care what you call it. Nazgul Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MINAS BOVINE! __________________ "What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name, Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law. For old our office, and our fame," -Aeschylus, Song of the Furies