*Saruman steps up to the mic*
Give me tiiiiime.... to realize my crime..... Let me loooooove... and steaaaaaaal... I have daaaaaanced.... innnnsiiiiiiide your eyyyyyyyyes.... how can looooooove...... be reaaaaaaaaaaaaal...
*A bunch of uruk-hai in leisure suits enter behind him, singing chorus*
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?.....
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Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.
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