Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nari · 01-10-2003, 03:53 PM

*Saruman steps up to the mic*

Give me tiiiiime.... to realize my crime..... Let me loooooove... and steaaaaaaal... I have daaaaaanced.... innnnsiiiiiiide your eyyyyyyyyes.... how can looooooove...... be reaaaaaaaaaaaaal...

*A bunch of uruk-hai in leisure suits enter behind him, singing chorus*

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?.....

01-10-2003, 03:53 PM	#26
Nari Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers Posts: 64	Saruman steps up to the mic Give me tiiiiime.... to realize my crime..... Let me loooooove... and steaaaaaaal... I have daaaaaanced.... innnnsiiiiiiide your eyyyyyyyyes.... how can looooooove...... be reaaaaaaaaaaaaal... A bunch of uruk-hai in leisure suits enter behind him, singing chorus Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?..... __________________ Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.