Okay, I went a little crazy and came up with loads... but I won't post them all now, just a few. If they're very bad, throw random things at me and I'll go away. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Éowyn - Don't ask me! I'm blonde.
Túrin - Mmm. Incest.
Random elf - Varda's not that great.
Bilbo - Ack! Writers' block!
Denethor - Hi, I'm Denethor, and I'm a pyromaniac.
Saruman - *sitting behind a Palantír* First you must cross my palm with silver.
Boromir, Faramir and Denethor - I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!
Aragorn - Sorry, I just can't be bothered.
Faramir - *sneaking furtively up to the Palantír* Hello? Is that Childline?
Ioreth - I'm taking a vow of silence.
Sam (to Frodo) - The Ring? No! I thought YOU had it!
Eärendil - Oh, God, what a time to get seasick!
Gandalf - Do I LOOK like I have all the answers?
Gandalf - *politely to Gwaihir* Could you please let me down? I'm scared of heights.
Denethor - *holding a pot of red paint and grinning madly* I always thought the White Tower was a bit plain!
Found written in Denethor's Palantír - All work and no play make Denethor a dull boy.
Okay, that's enough for now.
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