101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ruthwen · 04-04-2002, 05:58 AM

Okay, I went a little crazy and came up with loads... but I won't post them all now, just a few. If they're very bad, throw random things at me and I'll go away. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Éowyn - Don't ask me! I'm blonde.

Túrin - Mmm. Incest.

Random elf - Varda's not that great.

Bilbo - Ack! Writers' block!

Denethor - Hi, I'm Denethor, and I'm a pyromaniac.

Saruman - *sitting behind a Palantír* First you must cross my palm with silver.

Boromir, Faramir and Denethor - I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!

Aragorn - Sorry, I just can't be bothered.

Faramir - *sneaking furtively up to the Palantír* Hello? Is that Childline?

Ioreth - I'm taking a vow of silence.

Sam (to Frodo) - The Ring? No! I thought YOU had it!

Eärendil - Oh, God, what a time to get seasick!

Gandalf - Do I LOOK like I have all the answers?

Gandalf - *politely to Gwaihir* Could you please let me down? I'm scared of heights.

Denethor - *holding a pot of red paint and grinning madly* I always thought the White Tower was a bit plain!

Found written in Denethor's Palantír - All work and no play make Denethor a dull boy.

Okay, that's enough for now.

04-04-2002, 05:58 AM	#11
Ruthwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: England Posts: 40	Okay, I went a little crazy and came up with loads... but I won't post them all now, just a few. If they're very bad, throw random things at me and I'll go away. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Éowyn - Don't ask me! I'm blonde. Túrin - Mmm. Incest. Random elf - Varda's not that great. Bilbo - Ack! Writers' block! Denethor - Hi, I'm Denethor, and I'm a pyromaniac. Saruman - sitting behind a Palantír First you must cross my palm with silver. Boromir, Faramir and Denethor - I love you, you love me, we're a happy family! Aragorn - Sorry, I just can't be bothered. Faramir - sneaking furtively up to the Palantír Hello? Is that Childline? Ioreth - I'm taking a vow of silence. Sam (to Frodo) - The Ring? No! I thought YOU had it! Eärendil - Oh, God, what a time to get seasick! Gandalf - Do I LOOK like I have all the answers? Gandalf - politely to Gwaihir Could you please let me down? I'm scared of heights. Denethor - holding a pot of red paint and grinning madly I always thought the White Tower was a bit plain! Found written in Denethor's Palantír - All work and no play make Denethor a dull boy. Okay, that's enough for now. __________________ "Her name was Nenlauriel, but they called her Rûthwen, because her anger seemed ever constant and ever flowing from her grey eyes."