One of the trolls from "The Hobbit": Hey, pass the mutton, guys! Mm-boy do I love mutton!
Sauron (to any of the races of Middle-earth): Live long and prosper. No, wait...
Merry and Pippin sitting in a corner, snickering, holding a book.
Frodo: What're you guys laughing at? What's so funny?
Pippin: *snicker* Oh, nothing...Bingo!
Frodo: What? Where did you hear that?! *grabs book, which turns out to be "The Return of the Shadows"* Christopher, how could you?! Why? WHY?!
Gimli *at barber's shop*: How do you think I'd look with a goatee? Not good, eh. Well, then... Ah, just cut it off! Yes, all of it! I'm sick of getting food and small woodland creatures tangled in there anyways, makes it hard to hold my head up high, y'know.
Gollum: Well, Dr. Gamgee, I guess it all started when we was young. You see, we had this nasssty cousin, Deagol, wouldn't share anything at all with us, gollum...
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WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)
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