101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rosa Underhill · 04-08-2002, 01:27 AM

One of the trolls from "The Hobbit": Hey, pass the mutton, guys! Mm-boy do I love mutton!

Sauron (to any of the races of Middle-earth): Live long and prosper. No, wait...

Merry and Pippin sitting in a corner, snickering, holding a book.
Frodo: What're you guys laughing at? What's so funny?
Pippin: *snicker* Oh, nothing...Bingo!
Frodo: What? Where did you hear that?! *grabs book, which turns out to be "The Return of the Shadows"* Christopher, how could you?! Why? WHY?!

Gimli *at barber's shop*: How do you think I'd look with a goatee? Not good, eh. Well, then... Ah, just cut it off! Yes, all of it! I'm sick of getting food and small woodland creatures tangled in there anyways, makes it hard to hold my head up high, y'know.

Gollum: Well, Dr. Gamgee, I guess it all started when we was young. You see, we had this nasssty cousin, Deagol, wouldn't share anything at all with us, gollum...

04-08-2002, 01:27 AM	#1
Rosa Underhill Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waymeet, the Shire Posts: 297	One of the trolls from "The Hobbit": Hey, pass the mutton, guys! Mm-boy do I love mutton! Sauron (to any of the races of Middle-earth): Live long and prosper. No, wait... Merry and Pippin sitting in a corner, snickering, holding a book. Frodo: What're you guys laughing at? What's so funny? Pippin: snicker Oh, nothing...Bingo! Frodo: What? Where did you hear that?! grabs book, which turns out to be "The Return of the Shadows" Christopher, how could you?! Why? WHY?! Gimli at barber's shop: How do you think I'd look with a goatee? Not good, eh. Well, then... Ah, just cut it off! Yes, all of it! I'm sick of getting food and small woodland creatures tangled in there anyways, makes it hard to hold my head up high, y'know. Gollum: Well, Dr. Gamgee, I guess it all started when we was young. You see, we had this nasssty cousin, Deagol, wouldn't share anything at all with us, gollum... __________________ WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)