Witch King to the other Nazguls: Come on you guys we're already so late.
Nazgul #4: Wait, I'm almost done. It's so hard being a Nazgul and all. Black just so isn't my color! I'm more of a pinkish you know?
*All other Nazguls agree, but one replies in a slightly gayish voice; "I hear you sista!"
*Nazguls pause* Then they get back to talking about how pink is more their color.
Witch King: Hey shut the f*** up u f***** pansies, we're f***** nazguls not f***** hobbits.
*Sam and Frodo walk by*
Frodo: Hey excuuuze me! Are you trying to imply that we're gay!
Sam: Yeah cuz we are so not! *Sam has his hand in Frodo's back pocket.
*Nazguls stare at them for a few moments* "You know what, black is more our color...."
Sorry, no offense to hobbits. I love hobbitses:-)
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