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Lothiriel Silmarien · 04-27-2002, 04:36 PM

Witch King to the other Nazguls: Come on you guys we're already so late.

Nazgul #4: Wait, I'm almost done. It's so hard being a Nazgul and all. Black just so isn't my color! I'm more of a pinkish you know?
*All other Nazguls agree, but one replies in a slightly gayish voice; "I hear you sista!"
*Nazguls pause* Then they get back to talking about how pink is more their color.

Witch King: Hey shut the f*** up u f***** pansies, we're f***** nazguls not f***** hobbits.

*Sam and Frodo walk by*
Frodo: Hey excuuuze me! Are you trying to imply that we're gay!

Sam: Yeah cuz we are so not! *Sam has his hand in Frodo's back pocket.

*Nazguls stare at them for a few moments* "You know what, black is more our color...."

Sorry, no offense to hobbits. I love hobbitses:-)

04-27-2002, 04:36 PM	#1
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Witch King to the other Nazguls: Come on you guys we're already so late. Nazgul #4: Wait, I'm almost done. It's so hard being a Nazgul and all. Black just so isn't my color! I'm more of a pinkish you know? All other Nazguls agree, but one replies in a slightly gayish voice; "I hear you sista!" Nazguls pause* Then they get back to talking about how pink is more their color. Witch King: Hey shut the f* up u f* pansies, we're f* nazguls not f*** hobbits. Sam and Frodo walk by Frodo: Hey excuuuze me! Are you trying to imply that we're gay! Sam: Yeah cuz we are so not! Sam has his hand in Frodo's back pocket. Nazguls stare at them for a few moments* "You know what, black is more our color...." Sorry, no offense to hobbits. I love hobbitses:-) __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page