Legolas: You know, being pretty isn't everything.
Gimli: Dwarf chicks are sooo much hotter
Gimli: Taking another man's wife is wrong
Saruman: I am going to retire and donate all my money to Greenpeace.
Eowyn: Actually, I am in love with Wormtongue, Faramir.
Aragorn: I sew my own banners.
Aragorn: Hmmm, OK Eomer. Screw the Paths of the Dead. Lets go hunt some Orc!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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