101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elenna · 05-06-2002, 10:00 AM

Legolas: You know, being pretty isn't everything.

Gimli: Dwarf chicks are sooo much hotter

Gimli: Taking another man's wife is wrong

Saruman: I am going to retire and donate all my money to Greenpeace.

Eowyn: Actually, I am in love with Wormtongue, Faramir.

Aragorn: I sew my own banners.

Aragorn: Hmmm, OK Eomer. Screw the Paths of the Dead. Lets go hunt some Orc!

05-06-2002, 10:00 AM	#11
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Legolas: You know, being pretty isn't everything. Gimli: Dwarf chicks are sooo much hotter Gimli: Taking another man's wife is wrong Saruman: I am going to retire and donate all my money to Greenpeace. Eowyn: Actually, I am in love with Wormtongue, Faramir. Aragorn: I sew my own banners. Aragorn: Hmmm, OK Eomer. Screw the Paths of the Dead. Lets go hunt some Orc! __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."