That's a good one! Poor Pippin [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] The Balrog made them hurry cuz he probably has an appointment to get his nails done. Hey, a Balrog's gotta do what a Balrog's gotta do! That's probably not the reason but oh well.
Sauron: *on the phone with the Nazgul next door*- Hmm, hey Nazgul #9.
Nazgul: Hey Sauron, what's up? You sound depressed.
Sauron: Yeah well....oh nevermind.
Nazgul: No what Sauron, you know you can tell me anything. I'm always here for you.
Sauron: Thanks man, that really touches me. Well.....it's just
Nazgul: Yeah, what is it Sauron....
Sauron: I'm just lonely. Nobody likes me, my followers have all gone to war and left me, and I'm just this eye......a lonely eye with no one to turn to.
Nazgul: Oh Sauron, don't fret. If you want I can be there in a quicky quicky half hour or so.
Sauron: No, no that's ok #9. You don't have to.
Nazgul: No come on I want to....I insist.
Sauron: No, really you don't have to.
Nazgul: Oh come on, we can play scrabble!
Sauron: weeeell....
Nazgul: And then we can bake some cookies!
Sauron: Well, ok ok.
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