101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

That's a good one! Poor Pippin [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] The Balrog made them hurry cuz he probably has an appointment to get his nails done. Hey, a Balrog's gotta do what a Balrog's gotta do! That's probably not the reason but oh well.

Sauron: *on the phone with the Nazgul next door*- Hmm, hey Nazgul #9.

Nazgul: Hey Sauron, what's up? You sound depressed.

Sauron: Yeah well....oh nevermind.

Nazgul: No what Sauron, you know you can tell me anything. I'm always here for you.

Sauron: Thanks man, that really touches me. Well.....it's just

Nazgul: Yeah, what is it Sauron....

Sauron: I'm just lonely. Nobody likes me, my followers have all gone to war and left me, and I'm just this eye......a lonely eye with no one to turn to.

Nazgul: Oh Sauron, don't fret. If you want I can be there in a quicky quicky half hour or so.

Sauron: No, no that's ok #9. You don't have to.

Nazgul: No come on I want to....I insist.

Sauron: No, really you don't have to.

Nazgul: Oh come on, we can play scrabble!

Sauron: weeeell....

Nazgul: And then we can bake some cookies!

Sauron: Well, ok ok.