I haven't posted here in a while either! Eomer, you gave me an idea..
Frodo: Aragorn. I know what I have to do.
Aragorn: Good for you Frodo. *goes to walk away but Frodo begins to talk again*
Frodo: I must go to Mordor. Alone. This is my quest. I must see through it.
Aragorn: You are a brave hobbit, Frodo Baggins. Have a good trip!
Frodo: Aragorn, wait. How dangerous is the road to Mordor?
Aragorn: Not gonna lie, you'll probably die. There's no where more dangerous on all of Middle-earth. Heh, you'll probably not even make it past Emyn Muil! Actually, you'll be lucky if you get halfway through there! But don't worry. You'll probably die a quick and painless death! No, nevermind. Most likely slow and painful.
*Frodo looks as if he's about to cry*
Aragorn: Cheer up, Frodo! It'll be fun!! Take Sam along too!
*Aragorn think to himself* Hehee, two birds with one stone.. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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