101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-23-2002, 05:48 PM

I haven't posted here in a while either! Eomer, you gave me an idea..

Frodo: Aragorn. I know what I have to do.

Aragorn: Good for you Frodo. *goes to walk away but Frodo begins to talk again*

Frodo: I must go to Mordor. Alone. This is my quest. I must see through it.

Aragorn: You are a brave hobbit, Frodo Baggins. Have a good trip!

Frodo: Aragorn, wait. How dangerous is the road to Mordor?

Aragorn: Not gonna lie, you'll probably die. There's no where more dangerous on all of Middle-earth. Heh, you'll probably not even make it past Emyn Muil! Actually, you'll be lucky if you get halfway through there! But don't worry. You'll probably die a quick and painless death! No, nevermind. Most likely slow and painful.

*Frodo looks as if he's about to cry*

Aragorn: Cheer up, Frodo! It'll be fun!! Take Sam along too!
*Aragorn think to himself* Hehee, two birds with one stone.. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

08-23-2002, 05:48 PM	#11
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	I haven't posted here in a while either! Eomer, you gave me an idea.. Frodo: Aragorn. I know what I have to do. Aragorn: Good for you Frodo. goes to walk away but Frodo begins to talk again Frodo: I must go to Mordor. Alone. This is my quest. I must see through it. Aragorn: You are a brave hobbit, Frodo Baggins. Have a good trip! Frodo: Aragorn, wait. How dangerous is the road to Mordor? Aragorn: Not gonna lie, you'll probably die. There's no where more dangerous on all of Middle-earth. Heh, you'll probably not even make it past Emyn Muil! Actually, you'll be lucky if you get halfway through there! But don't worry. You'll probably die a quick and painless death! No, nevermind. Most likely slow and painful. Frodo looks as if he's about to cry Aragorn: Cheer up, Frodo! It'll be fun!! Take Sam along too! Aragorn think to himself Hehee, two birds with one stone.. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page