Frodo: Hey guys, I realise we've done this charity thing before but barrowdowns.com needs us!
Sam: What's happening Mr Frodo?
Frodo: The thread '101 things LotR characters would never say' is getting punked out by the other threads.
Merry: Oh yeah, look here. They've even got an identical thread here too! The nerve!
Aragorn: Gee, look at all this inferiority. We've been slacking guys.
Boromir: You're right. So what should we do.
Frodo: We need to give character quotes that are totally out of character, for comedy purposes.
Faramir: Oh yeah! Like, Saruman would never say "Save the whales"
Saruman: That's good, man
Frodo: That's the spirit!
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