101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-25-2002, 09:40 AM

Frodo: Hey guys, I realise we've done this charity thing before but barrowdowns.com needs us!

Sam: What's happening Mr Frodo?

Frodo: The thread '101 things LotR characters would never say' is getting punked out by the other threads.

Merry: Oh yeah, look here. They've even got an identical thread here too! The nerve!

Aragorn: Gee, look at all this inferiority. We've been slacking guys.

Boromir: You're right. So what should we do.

Frodo: We need to give character quotes that are totally out of character, for comedy purposes.

Faramir: Oh yeah! Like, Saruman would never say "Save the whales"

Saruman: That's good, man

Frodo: That's the spirit!

11-25-2002, 09:40 AM	#11
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo: Hey guys, I realise we've done this charity thing before but barrowdowns.com needs us! Sam: What's happening Mr Frodo? Frodo: The thread '101 things LotR characters would never say' is getting punked out by the other threads. Merry: Oh yeah, look here. They've even got an identical thread here too! The nerve! Aragorn: Gee, look at all this inferiority. We've been slacking guys. Boromir: You're right. So what should we do. Frodo: We need to give character quotes that are totally out of character, for comedy purposes. Faramir: Oh yeah! Like, Saruman would never say "Save the whales" Saruman: That's good, man Frodo: That's the spirit! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond