Oh, I actually tried to write a parody with Aragorn singing "Can't Wait to be King" from the Lion King.
Imagine: Instead of Saruman with his fancy, multi colored cloak.....Saruman in a rainbow bathrobe!!
Oh, about the lumberjack one...some people watch too much Monty Python. As if I should be talking...
(at the council)
Elrond: Who shall take the Ring?
(silence)
Elrond: Um, Frodo?
Frodo: Why don't YOU take it?
Elrond: Uh, um...
Sauron: (busy looking all scary when he suddenly shrieks) OWW!! I GOT A #@*&% BUG IN MY EYE!!
Oh k, those weren't very good...
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