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Old 01-31-2003, 04:05 PM   #37
Blue Elf
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Oh, I actually tried to write a parody with Aragorn singing "Can't Wait to be King" from the Lion King.

Imagine: Instead of Saruman with his fancy, multi colored cloak.....Saruman in a rainbow bathrobe!!

Oh, about the lumberjack one...some people watch too much Monty Python. As if I should be talking...

(at the council)
Elrond: Who shall take the Ring?
(silence)
Elrond: Um, Frodo?
Frodo: Why don't YOU take it?
Elrond: Uh, um...

Sauron: (busy looking all scary when he suddenly shrieks) OWW!! I GOT A #@*&% BUG IN MY EYE!!

Oh k, those weren't very good...
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